Basil
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Post by Basil on Aug 18, 2009 6:25:18 GMT -6
Yes! We have received a news report confirming the rumours that there is an argument going on in the Security Room. The main antagonists appear to be Baron, COGS and Veta, although it appears there has been a lull in the fighting on Baron's side. This could be due to Baron hopping into several C-Box conflicts, more news coming soon. Baron's forces retreating after their failed attempt at taking over the C-Box.It appears COGS has been accusing Veta of abusing his powers, and Veta has stepped in to defend himself...this conflict could be an offshoot of the Promotion Wars. Veta upon hearing COGS' diatribes.None of the fighters seem willing to back down, and although COGS is the only one showing true signs of hostility, it is rumoured Veta is preparing a massive counter-attack...although those are only rumours. Baron appears to have abandoned that conflict and re-directed his attention at conquering the C-Box. COGS' forces dig in and await the supposedly inevitable.[/b]
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Post by slayer22 on Aug 18, 2009 6:28:42 GMT -6
My forces are currently at the snack bar of the MNU Building. How are they having a war with Veta?
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Post by Veta on Aug 18, 2009 12:16:40 GMT -6
It's not a war. It's a massacre. I eat COGsties for breakfast... And I'm very hungry.
</One-liner>
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Post by The Merchant on Aug 18, 2009 13:18:10 GMT -6
I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON COGS ON BEHALF OF THE PRAWN MILITARY!
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Post by cosby on Aug 18, 2009 15:08:55 GMT -6
Cosby and his forces arrive at the war, and are deeply dissapointed
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Basil
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Post by Basil on Aug 18, 2009 15:15:36 GMT -6
BREAKING NEWS!!! WAR IS DECLARED BETWEEN RAI AND SHARK!!Today, hostilities broke out between Rai and Shark after a misunderstanding involving the appelation of "newfag". Although it started out innocently enough, it descended into a full scale, bloody war as Rai and Shark banned each other and turned the already battered C-Box into a crater-strewn battlefield. Rai's armoured troops move in to flame Shark.[/b] As the fighting rages on, Veta has stepped in in an attempt to quell the hostilities...but so far has had little to no effect. The dead carpet the C-Box as Rai and Shark lock in bloody warfare.[/b] Sadly, it appears peace is an unknown concept to the site, as wars follow wars...and now to get some coffee.
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Basil
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Post by Basil on Aug 19, 2009 13:33:25 GMT -6
Nope...no wars today, sadly enough, so we at Faux News have decided to talk about history. The Rhodish-Baronic War: Back when the site still had the old Alt RPG going, a most memorable conflict broke out. At the time, the Alt RPG was falling into convulsions as it disintegrated into a chaotic and plotless grey mass, and people were still posting in Zday. At that time, a member, by the name of Michael Rhodes was trying to steer the Alt in the direction which he thought was best...sadly, this came into direct conflict with another member's intentions. The war started out when Mike's character shot Baron's character several times, and yet Baron's character survived. Unable to tolerate such violation of realism, Rhodes declared war. Baron's troops march to war, confident that victory will be theirs.[/b] The conflict quickly escalated to enormous proportions, as neither of the two antagonists seemed willing to come to a compromise. The C-Box becomes a battlefield once again.[/b] While the others looked on in horror and exasperation, the faggotry and bitching flooded the C-Box. Typical member's reaction upon seeing the conflict.[/b] After even more bitching and faggotry, Baron was defeated and Michael Rhodes stood triumphant atop the ruins of the site. Michael Rhode's forces march triumphantly through the ruins.[/b] And so began Michael Rhode's rule over the site, and many more bloody wars followed (to the benefit of Faux News of course! )
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Basil
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Post by Basil on Aug 20, 2009 7:07:34 GMT -6
Nope...no new wars today Instead, we'll take a look at the time of the conspiracy to ban Michael Rhodes Some time after the First Rhodish-Baronic War, another event occured that shook the site and made everyone sigh with exasperation. One night, as most members were away, Michael Rhodes was mysteriously banned from the C-Box, eliciting much rage. Michael Rhodes upon discovering that he had been banned.[/b] He proceeded to observe the conversation of Veta, Roger and some others in the C-Box...they were all bragging about how successfully the "Ban Rhodes Operation" had gone and how it was now safe for Baron to come back. Some time later, Rhodes called upon the other members who had not been involved in the conspiracy...this caused outrage and war soon broke out. After Rhodes showed some pics of the conspirers discussing their deed in the C-Box, a massive conflict hit the C-Box. Wut's that? A shitstorm?[/b] Michael Rhodes and his allies stood their ground against Baron's overly loud outbursts of rage, but it seemed that Veta was not willing to enter into direct conflict...and he soon evaded the battle. Roger put down his Rhode hate to momentary insanity, but still the war raged...Mike wanted MOAR. The flames of interwebz conflict erupt, devastating the C-Box.[/b] The Baronic army stand their ground...[/b] After much fighting and flaming, Roger surrendered and was forever banned from the Alt RPG. Baron was banned again, and Michael Rhodes re-asserted his position as leader of the Alt. This is why we can't have nice things.[/b] And so the reign of Michael Rhodes continued...and nothing of value was gained or lost.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 7:14:06 GMT -6
Wow I feel like a first grader learning about all the wars in history and the ones going on right now. =D
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Basil
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Post by Basil on Aug 27, 2009 8:12:59 GMT -6
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! A new conflict, opposing COGS and Veta, broke out recently in the C-Box. The crap clouds had been brewing for a while already, but nobody had actually paid much attention to it. Veta intended to take over the ZOMG characters in order to make the story more interesting, only COGS did not agree with that and accused Veta of wanting to take over ZOMG...the exchange quickly degenerated into war as both antagonists hurled character abuse at each other. "I know what you're up to V, and I'll stop you." COGS[/b] Such insults mostly consisted in "your character is bland dohoho" or "NO U" or "You're a filthy power abuser!!" Surprisingly, these insults were delivered in exceptionally long sentences and were cleverly disguised as reasonable arguments. Typical STFU scene in the C-Box at that time.[/b] Bystanders were horrified as they were drawn into the hostilities by both sides, words were also put into their mouths by the two unscrupulous fighters. Bystanders watch helplessly as flamewar engulfs the C-Box.[/b] In the end, nobody is sure if peace was achieved or if the hostilities are still going on...it is very likely that the conflict is unresolved and that another one will explode very soon. On another note, Veta and COGS are the most prolific lolwar cows of the past few weeks
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Post by cosby on Aug 27, 2009 19:03:00 GMT -6
Oh hell no. Are you serious?
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Post by Roger Stone on Aug 30, 2009 15:07:51 GMT -6
1) I wasn't banned from the Alt. I chose not to be in it b/c Mike would have thrown another fit. 2) I was never really in the alt to begin with, so it'd be kinda hard to ban me... Other than that: lulz.
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Post by blitz on Sept 1, 2009 23:55:07 GMT -6
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Post by The Merchant on Sept 10, 2009 19:03:55 GMT -6
I've got breaking news from a reliable source that Veta is at war with me. >_> Contact my informant for more details. His number is 1-800-INFORM
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Post by Basil on Sept 17, 2009 13:59:25 GMT -6
WAR BREAKS OUT IN C-BOX BETWEEN COGS AND BARON!!!Breaking news!! A bloody war has broken out between two third world posters, Baron and COGS. It appears COGS was the one who started the hostilities by riling Baron up. A Baronic soldier prepares for battle.People are dying like flies in front of this racial onslaught.[/b] Upon closer inspection it is obvious COGS is trolling Baron, and is being succesful at that. COGS, exultant.[/b] The conflict finally ended when COGS departed from the C-Box. COGS and Baron, epic lolcows of today and most probably tomorrow.
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Post by Veta on Sept 17, 2009 20:23:31 GMT -6
YOU SUCK FAUX NEWS! YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN BIGGER WARS LIKE BETWEEN ME AND RAI (For the site. I demoted Rai and changed some passwords, and it took Sylar to calm me down.) AND INSTEAD OF LITTLE WARS BETWEEN THIRD-WORLD POSTERS!
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Post by The Goddamn Batman on Sept 18, 2009 4:08:08 GMT -6
YOU SUCK FAUX NEWS! YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN BIGGER WARS LIKE BETWEEN ME AND RAI (For the site. I demoted Rai and changed some passwords, and it took Sylar to calm me down.) AND INSTEAD OF LITTLE WARS BETWEEN THIRD-WORLD POSTERS! :dance2: You suck too hard to be worthy of any attention
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Post by slayer22 on Sept 18, 2009 10:19:31 GMT -6
As does Rai.
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Post by cosby on Sept 18, 2009 13:56:01 GMT -6
Lol, go faux yourself, Cogs.
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Post by blitz on Sept 18, 2009 14:43:43 GMT -6
Nice play on words Baron.
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Post by slayer22 on Sept 18, 2009 19:22:33 GMT -6
Does Faux not sound like 'Fox'?
So you are telling me to Fox myself?
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Post by blitz on Sept 18, 2009 21:02:09 GMT -6
Your a foxy person Cogs
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Post by Veta on Sept 18, 2009 21:17:05 GMT -6
Faux sounds like Fair to me, but I'm the deaf onehere.
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Post by slayer22 on Sept 18, 2009 21:48:48 GMT -6
Thank you Amy...... >_>
So I should Fair myself V? Fair as in Treat myself Fairly, Make myself Pay Myself for a drive, or Go to a carnival/Fair?
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Post by Veta on Sept 19, 2009 12:57:39 GMT -6
....
Remind me to never make a joke with you ever again. Or even talk to you.
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Post by Roger Stone on Sept 19, 2009 16:18:37 GMT -6
I win. Prize pls.
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Post by cogs on Sept 19, 2009 16:28:41 GMT -6
V, Now you are being a douche. I was joking. Gosh, You can Joke but I can't?
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Post by Veta on Sept 19, 2009 17:18:47 GMT -6
No. you ruin every joke I say.
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Post by cogs on Sept 19, 2009 19:23:12 GMT -6
NO U.
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Post by The Goddamn Batman on Sept 21, 2009 6:11:58 GMT -6
Faux is French for false and is not pronounced like fair or like fox. I win, I get the prize
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