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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 21, 2013 11:45:27 GMT -6
foretold by the
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Post by Veta on Apr 21, 2013 13:19:46 GMT -6
Anal prophecy, you
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THE STORY SO FAR
Three Word Story IV: The story doesn't start with Kong now!
Just kidding. Kong, We just dislike- can't slam and
Moving along, Gabe, We're having fun.
God damnit Veta stop ruining things. Yeah, ass fuck.
Well, fuck y'all.
Let's restart. Kong isn't in your pants right now, he's in Gabe's. So you must learn to love Zomby in order to fornicate with a heroin needle. You went to Jamaica to smoke with Roj. He is a connoisseur of smoking rare weed imported directly from his special drug dealer, Will's dad, whose penis illegally manufactures black 80's Mecha Anime.
That was, however, just a scheme to trap you in an unfulfilling promise of eternal anal from Satan. You seek out Gabe to fulfill the anal prophecy. This prophecy states: Rape, Raze, Pillage... But mostly anal. Every last anus, Justin Timberlake's Anus, Ace, Rie's anus were all untouched except the taint of Funfun Corner.
Along came a rapist bear, whom after much delibertion decided it's next victim is you. He growls aggressively - and mounts Kong. Screams are heard, moans are heard, all the while, there's not a single care from anyone. SUDDENLY, Kong tried to escape while Gabe filmed came all over the giant tarp that was set to capture Gabe's exotic pet wolverine whose name was not really important.
However, Gabe discovered you unconscious in his dark apartment. And after oiling his pecs, which you find so firm and masculine, he begins to rape Veta mercilessly. After thirteen hours of constant rapeage, Gabe, tiring of being Tbone's bitch, grapples a watermelon begins wildly thrusting. As you leave the thrusting continues into Gabe's face. Until he fulfills the prophecy which is Anal Prophecy.
Foretold by the Anal prophecy, you...
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 22, 2013 11:45:33 GMT -6
must defeat the
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 22, 2013 14:15:03 GMT -6
morbidly obese gerbil
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 22, 2013 14:53:18 GMT -6
with a silver
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Post by Veta on Apr 22, 2013 15:36:36 GMT -6
dildo from Kong's
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 25, 2013 7:31:28 GMT -6
pile of discarded
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Post by Tbone. on Apr 25, 2013 10:47:14 GMT -6
rusty heroin needles.
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Post by Veta on Apr 25, 2013 17:50:07 GMT -6
You depart to
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 25, 2013 18:29:10 GMT -6
find the fabled
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Post by Gabe Bar on Apr 25, 2013 21:20:02 GMT -6
80's Mecha Anime
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Post by Veta on Apr 25, 2013 22:57:59 GMT -6
from Will's dad
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 26, 2013 13:10:37 GMT -6
before the world
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Post by Veta on Apr 26, 2013 14:32:38 GMT -6
gets Gabe-raped.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 26, 2013 14:34:33 GMT -6
Suddenly, Wesker unzips
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 26, 2013 15:31:29 GMT -6
his suitcase which
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Post by Veta on Apr 27, 2013 11:11:46 GMT -6
Has Kong's assassination
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 27, 2013 11:17:48 GMT -6
contract stuffed into
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 27, 2013 12:49:08 GMT -6
his velvet mankini.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Apr 27, 2013 12:55:53 GMT -6
Meanwhile, Calis was
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 27, 2013 12:59:52 GMT -6
wildly thrusting, but
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 27, 2013 13:00:22 GMT -6
due to his
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Apr 27, 2013 13:01:26 GMT -6
erectile dysfunction, he
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 27, 2013 13:05:24 GMT -6
couldn't bang aphrodite.
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Post by Veta on Apr 27, 2013 20:37:25 GMT -6
The doom upon
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Post by Tbone on Apr 28, 2013 12:37:04 GMT -6
Rai's fabulous hair
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Post by Rie (CSF) on Apr 28, 2013 15:04:04 GMT -6
and fat wives
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 28, 2013 16:01:34 GMT -6
Was averted when
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Apr 28, 2013 19:03:37 GMT -6
BEARDKRATOS appeared and
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Post by Song Nai on Apr 28, 2013 22:26:35 GMT -6
made with cocaine
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