Zomby Wulf
Experienced Survivor
I Only Do *Redacted*
Posts: 145
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Post by Zomby Wulf on Jul 18, 2011 20:00:03 GMT -6
ZombyWulfHatedIt: You: Do you wanna play D&D? Stranger: m or f You: No, I'm DM. You: What race are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Do you wanna play D&D? Stranger: hey darling! Stranger: i already do You: So... You: Let's play! You: We're playing the Omegle Version 3.0 You: Pick a race! Stranger: right now? Stranger: half orc half dragon You: Sorry, there's only Troll. You: Ok. You: Pick a Class! Stranger: barbarian You: Nope, none of that. You: You can pick Pedofile, Rapist, Racist, Molester, Cyberer, Virgin, or Stranger Stranger: can i be rapist? You: Yes. You: Alright, you start off in a castle room. You: What do you do? Stranger: look around You: You see Yakov Smirnoff. You: What do you want to do? Stranger: rape it You: Yakov Smirnoff uses his special ability. You: In Soviet Russia, Yakov Rapes You! You: You lose. You: ... You: You suck. You have disconnected.
You: Do you wanna play D&D? Stranger: Name: Isaac Location: India Age: 23 Intersted In: A clean & friendly chat with any sex
You: You already have your character sheet! You: Awesome. You: Okay, you wake up on a well-traversed road. You: What do you want to do first? Stranger: ....hmmm...i would first confirm....where am I?? You: You look around for any signs or landmarks. You: You see a sign. You: Do you want to approach? Stranger: yeah.. You: You move closer to the sign. Stranger: if i won't be able to.... Stranger: ok You: Sorry, your intelligence isn't high enough to read it. You: What do you want to do now? Stranger: ok Stranger: i will ask people around me... You: You stop the first traveler that comes by. Stranger: ok You: "Well hello there sir" You: "Do you need something?" Stranger: hello Stranger: yeah Stranger: actually...i just found myself on road...& i don't remember anything...how did i get here... You: Your words fall on deaf ears. You: This man his deaf. You: He tells you his name is Veta and that he is deaf. You: Do you have any points in sign language? Stranger: yeah You: Too bad, you aren't intelligent enough to use sign language. You: Also, it turns out that Veta is a serial killer. He hits you over the head with a stick. You: Roll to remain conscious. Stranger: 20 You: You fail, horribly. You: Veta drags you back to his hut where he proceeded to rape you violently. You: He throws you into a hole with a bottle of lotion. You're sitting at -9 health. Stranger: I use the lotion. You: You're at -9 health, you can't do shit. You die. You: Thanks for playing! You have disconnected.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jul 18, 2011 20:21:12 GMT -6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Yo Stranger: asl You: I'm a mutherfuckin' dragon, bitch Stranger: sweet You: This is the part where you disconnect Stranger: haha why You: Obvious reasons You: And even obviouser raisins Stranger: just disconnect dickhead You: You first You: I will not be defeated by you, Jamal! You: You can't keep me down You: With your neo-african ideals Stranger: i bloody can now go You: POWER TO THE PEOPLE You: Jamal You: Too long has you and yours reigned in tyranny Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Omegle is racist You: And you're racist Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo You: Dawg You: What's hip happening? You: Nothin'? You: That's cool You: I guess You: If you're into that Stranger: nuttin much my nig You: Took you that long to type that? You: Damn You: No You: Stop You: Don't You: Stop typing You: Don't you fuckin' do it Stranger: i was talkin to my homie You: Fuck yo homie You: He had sex with your girl You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: 19 male horny You: Nice You: You should masturbate You: That usually solves it for me Stranger: asl?? You: I'm a big black man You: How you doin'? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey asl? You: I'm a big black man You: How you doin' Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f? You: I'm a big black man You: How you doin'? Stranger: how black? You: So black I'm purple Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl? You: I'm a big black man You: How you doin'? Stranger: omg same! You: WE MUST BE BROTHERS Stranger: BLOOD BROTHERS! You: BLACK BROTHERS! Stranger: AFRICAN INDIVIDUAL BROTHER LIKE PEOPLE! You: ... You: NIGGAS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jul 18, 2011 20:24:55 GMT -6
Stranger: Hey You: Zomby Wulf? Stranger: I talked to a jackass who went on about that. Your conversational partner has disconnected. THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jul 19, 2011 11:44:13 GMT -6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FLAVOR FLAV! Stranger: yes yes Stranger: by the way what do ya mean? You: You've never heard of Public Enemy? Stranger: what? You: You... You: You have no soul. Stranger: u seem to be out of ur mind. You: You seem to be out of your gay. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 male from germany, looking for fun, swapping pics or c2c in msn or skype You: What kind of pics? Stranger: everything u want You: Like, kitten pics? Stranger: f or m? You: My kitten's a f, but I don't know how that's relevant. Stranger: i try to understand what u mean by kitten You: I mean my young pussy cat. You: Not that kind of pussy cat, bro. Stranger: so u are m? You: Yes, and you are going to disconnect in 3, 2, 1? Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FLAVOR FLAV! Stranger: booo You: How dare you boo Public Enemy. You: You are going to hell, good sir. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BLACK POWER! Stranger: MUFFIN! You: FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAV! Stranger: Fuck youuu! Its all about whites Stranger: You: It's all 'bout dem HAITIANS. You: Cuz we have rum and women. Stranger: OH DaMN STRAIGHT You: NOT DAMN STRAIGHT You: DAMN GAY Stranger: PSHH! More like bu Stranger: *BI You: TOTALLY, FUCK YEAH! You: COME AT ME, BRO! Stranger: bro? PSHHH! Man, Ima woman You: Oh. You: This got awkward. Stranger: Lol Stranger: No it makes life more interesting You: Being called a bro? Stranger: OH. that part was weird. Stranger: i thought it was weird for you talking to a chick You: It is. Stranger: Im sorry? You: You see, harassing males with gay comments is funny. You: To females is not. Stranger: ok? need me to go? You: No. You: I'm pumped. You: YELL MOAR, GOD DAMN IT Stranger: Lmao? ok. Stranger: Dude. I have no fucking idea what you just said. You: Yell more, god damn you. You: Is what I said. Stranger: Hmm. Nah . YOu do the yelling You: FINE, I MIGHT JUST. Stranger: DOO IT You: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? Stranger: FUCK YOUR NEEDS! YOU FULL FILL A LADIES EVERY GOD DAMN WISH OR SHE WILL BECOME YOUR WORST NIGHTMAREE Stranger: You: D: You: I'm scared. Stranger: Teehee. Stranger: My job here is done. You: Indeed, you successfully terrified the living shit out of me. You have disconnected.
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Post by Vandy on Jul 19, 2011 12:08:01 GMT -6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I LOVE YOU Stranger: ? You: What? You: You don't love me? You: WHORE. Stranger: i wanna lik you Stranger: flikker ga je zelf neuken man (Fag go fuck yourself man) You: Lick me? Someone's a little kinky. Stranger: mannelijke hoer (man whore) You: HEIL HITLER. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jul 29, 2011 1:49:38 GMT -6
You: You're ugly. Stranger: no You: Yes You: Ugly fuck Stranger: yeah man.. You: You agree. Stranger: yaa You: It is decided: You are ugly. Stranger: and wat abt you8 You: I'm the prettiest maiden in the all the land. You: An iron maiden, to be precise. You: also how did that 8 get in there? Stranger: ohh so sorry Stranger: for dat 8 You: Ugly and incompetent. Stranger: you guy or gal? Stranger: fuck you You: Well now I'm not telling. You: Rude You have disconnected.
Stranger: heey You: This is the end. You: The final omegle conversation. You: What do you have to say? Stranger: hi You: Fuck you You have disconnected.
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Post by Slayer_22 on Aug 27, 2011 23:18:54 GMT -6
Stranger: hey Stranger: asl' You: whats asl? im new. Stranger: age sex location You: 67, twice a day, my bedroom Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 26, 2012 19:17:41 GMT -6
Stranger: hi You: Herro Stranger: m You: f Stranger: age You: 18 Stranger: 26 Stranger: usa You: USA too Stranger: cool Stranger: whats up You: are you a beefcake? You: I only talk to beefcakes Stranger: im atheletic You: Do you have a hawt neckbeard? You: I only talk to neckbeard beefcakes. Stranger: goat tee You: I have a goat tee too You: I only talk to people without goat tees Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Mar 26, 2012 19:19:42 GMT -6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey 22 M Australia. im a submissive sissyboy looking for a master or mistress interested in controlling me You: Okay. Go make me a sandwich, you bitch. Stranger: ... You: Yeah, I fucking went there. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Azn female? You: White MAN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: how old are you? You: 19. You: Years, that is. Stranger: younger Stranger: ?? You: 19 years younger, yes. You: Than I was. Stranger: no You: Yes! I drank from the accursed chalice of the Chaos God Slaanesh, which restored my youth eternally at the cost of dulled sensation You: leading me to pursue pleasure in more and more extreme practices, until not even the most perverse and violent acts can give me true satisfaction. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: WHO THE FUCK Stranger: Hey You: woah woah woah Stranger: Hey You: let’s calm down here. You: I don’t want to make any enemies. Stranger: ok You: Now, get on your knees. And suck my dick. Stranger: fuck you suck my dick You: Done. You: *gets on knees* Stranger: good boy You: *unzips strangers fly* Stranger: wait up are you a m/f You: I'm a big fat goth kid You: How you doin' Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 26, 2012 19:35:38 GMT -6
Stranger: hey Stranger: im a guy Stranger: 16 You: im a gurl You: I have a vagina and stuff Stranger: sweet lol You: and am not an FBI agent Stranger: o ok You: I swear to FUCK I'm not an FBI agent Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *Sips on kool-aid* Stranger: Eww You: You have AIDS You: I'm sorry Stranger: No. You: the test doesn't lie You: and neither do my hips Stranger: Lol, I've never even had sex so no You: Then why did you say eww to my kool-aid? Stranger: Cuz kool aid is gross You: Scientists have proven that if you don't like kool-aid you have AIDS Stranger: That's hard to believe You: You said hard You: Definitely have AIDS Stranger: Nah, I think you do, since you keep talking about it. You: Talking about AIDS doesn't give you AIDS You: However having AIDS gives you AIDS Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Mar 26, 2012 19:38:35 GMT -6
You: Wild STRANGER appeared! Stranger: Fucked You: YOU use CURSE! Stranger: thankls You: It’s not very effective… Stranger: ok.. sorry You: Wild STRANGER uses SCRATCH! You: Wild STRANGER’s attack missed! Stranger: ok. Stranger: where are you from? You: YOU used SMALL TALK! You: ….but nothing happens! Stranger: ok. You: Wild STRANGER uses SCRATCH! Stranger: I am gay You: It’s not very effective… You: YOU used COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! Stranger: oh.. You: Wild STRANGER fled! You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl You: Ask Something Lengthier? Stranger: AGE SEX LOCATION You: Shouting doesn’t help. You: Also, may I suggest a question mark? Stranger: soory Stranger: age, sex, location? You: Better, but a capital letter to start would be just peachy. Stranger: Age, sex, location/ Stranger: ? You: Now, if you would be ever so kind as to phrase the questions as a full sentence, I would be much obliged. Stranger: Hey, may i have your age, sex, location? You: Ah, much better. You: No. You may not. You have disconnected.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 26, 2012 19:56:30 GMT -6
Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: 16 m looking for role-play partner You: Sure Stranger: What's your name? You: Sheniqua You: But don't call me that You: it's my slave name Stranger: Nice You: you racist You: you KKK member You: you nazi You: just because my name is Sheniqua you think you can make fun of me You: well fuck you Stranger: When did I insult you? You: Uh... You: Shit You: MISSION ABORTED You have disconnected. You: Jello Stranger: Jelly You: Jella Stranger: Jellu You: Jelle Stranger: Peanut butter jelly time! You: FUCK YOU You have disconnected. Stranger: 20 f les You: im 19 f les Stranger: Nice r u chubby or skinny You: just ludicrously fat You: it's ridiculous You: and I have a penis Stranger: Lol? Stranger: R u really a female? You: yes You: I just have a penis Stranger: Tranny? You: No You: I just have a penis You: Is that so hard to understand? You: lol You: hard Stranger: Lol? Wanna trade pics? You: I thought you were a lesbian You: YOU ARE A LIE Stranger: I am You: you ARE a lie? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: *Sips on koolaid* Stranger: Hey 17 f looking for horny male You: 18 male Stranger: You: let's get it on You: right now Stranger: K You: lemme shave my neckbeard real quick You: and make sure my mom is out of the basement You: and log off of WoW You: and wash the cheeto dust off my hands You: and pull the shit out of my belly button Stranger: K You: and take a cold shower You: and get some viagra You: and a condom You: and some skittles You: and my inhaler You: and my toy lightsaber Stranger: LOl^ You: Okay, now I'm ready Stranger: Me to You: Oh, hold on You: Lemme get my darth vader mask Stranger: K You: you put on this George Lucas mask Stranger: K You: Alright Stranger: Okay U ready(: You: Oh shit, I can't pull my pants off. Too fat. You: HELP Stranger: ;( Stranger: I will Stranger: I pull off ur pAnts You: Too late, I died of a stroke Stranger: You: Life is depressing You: get over it Stranger: Oh no You: Oh wait Stranger: I know gosh You: I cast my spell of resurrection! You: I'm alive again! Stranger: Yay You: Let's sex this shit up Stranger: Kkk You: KKK? You: You nazi bitch You have disconnected.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Mar 26, 2012 20:06:08 GMT -6
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