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Post by Veta on Apr 18, 2011 21:30:05 GMT -6
So I searched and searched, and I couldn't find any Hitler mods. Me and Rai, we were discussing about how Hitler mods are like rule 34 of mods, and since there are none, we must make our own.
First thing first, I had our politically intelligent friend (Roj) explain to us what Fascism is and its goal, so now we need to make an epic story in the point of view of the random passerby, a.k.a., the player. You.
This is where you come in. You will tell me what you think should be in it, and even come up with your own epic story of Hitler. '
So far, I have this guy named Reltih, who you meet in a random bar. Or maybe some imperial guards were beating him up in middle of a town. Anyways, Reltih would comment on the island's economy and politics sucking, so you set on an adventure to convert each of the politics of Vvardenfell to Fascism under Reltih's rule, starting with recruiting garrisons in forts, then to Televanni, etc.
Then etc. Maybe include robots in there. Ninjas too. You'll be helping Reltih rise to power, but then you get betrayed and you'll have to topple the Zero Reich.
Ideas? Help? Help?
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Post by The Merchant on Apr 18, 2011 22:42:47 GMT -6
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Apr 19, 2011 9:40:43 GMT -6
I lol'd. Anyway, I'm not too good with mods so I'll be sitting this one out. Good luck though.
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Post by Veta on Apr 19, 2011 16:45:25 GMT -6
I lol'd as well. And me neither, Ace. I figured that I might as well harness this board for some expertly-written story and characters to develop.
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Roj the Questionnaire
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Post by Roj the Questionnaire on Apr 20, 2011 13:06:18 GMT -6
I mean-- Does anyone at this forum have any experience with modding? I have no bloody idea how to. I got lost trying to understand the GECK's instructions, for Bondyé's sake.
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Post by Veta on Apr 20, 2011 19:32:58 GMT -6
I have the most experience with modding Bethesda games here. To Rai; Good idea! I will use Orcs as Jews.
And Roj, I couldn't help but notice you said my plot for the rise of Fascism sucked. It's just something I scraped together, really. I'm sure you can think up a far better plot for a guy named Reltih and a stranger, starting with their first encounter, up to the time he controls all of the island. You're pretty good with the whole thing, seeing as you're not just a political genius, but a great writer as well.
Ace, everyone else, I could sure use your help with character development, in form of dialogue (though basic game actions can be used, like quests or character killing someone). You can think up a character that will either ally or oppose the player character (hereforth known as Stranger) during the rise and fall of Reltih's Reign.
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Roj is Totally Not Lying
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Post by Roj is Totally Not Lying on Apr 21, 2011 4:52:37 GMT -6
You... you stalk the archives?
Nonetheless, I expressed disappointment with the terminology. I said nothing about the plot... I think.
AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU STALK THE ARCHIVES?!
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Post by Veta on Apr 21, 2011 6:43:02 GMT -6
Regardless, why not give the creation of a plot a go?
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Post by Vandy on Apr 21, 2011 9:45:57 GMT -6
I have experience modding. I'm pretty decent at it, I'm best with plots and sometimes characters. The plot seems pretty good, but I've been known to stray from political mods, they are sometimes too radical. But what the hell, I'll give it a go.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 21, 2011 14:59:22 GMT -6
Srsly though if you make a Hitler mod I will personally find/torrent some of this obscure Morrowind game you speak of.
My suggestions: 1. Relith or whatever must look EXACTLY like Hitler. 2. How iz we gonna do voices? Deaf people voices are horrible. 3. We MUST mod Shakes into teh game, and make him invincible. 4. We need swastikas fucking EVERYWHERE 5. I'm goddamn serious. About deaf voices being horrible, I mean. 6. We need to add a gun or two. 7. durr
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Post by Veta on Apr 21, 2011 16:28:07 GMT -6
It's going to have politics, Vandy, but the mod provides plenty of non-political story/characters/backgrounds. In other words, it provides lots of explosion and action and robots.
Rai, I do srsly consider modding this. I mean, somebody gotta make one.
1. Retlih is Hitler backwards. Of course he'll look like Hitler. 2. There's usually no voice in the game, aside from war cries, rare events, and passing comments ("What is it you want, outsider?" "Guards!" "N'wah!"). 3. Shakes will be in it. As will Thane. And if possible, maybe a Thakes. 4. Of course, Rai. We will recolor robots to harbor at least two swakistas and there will be flags of them and clothings with them and shit. 5. Dialogue is mostly click and read. We shouldn't have to worry about voices. However, we could go the extra mile and find something that could use a voice. Maybe like by Hitler right before he transforms into a dinosaur at the boss finale. 6. Game mechanics makes that hard. And the guns I've seen sucks sorta. 7. hurr
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Post by Veta on Apr 28, 2011 16:26:55 GMT -6
Let's start without further delay!
How should this mod start? Us meeting the character and helping him, us hearing about his rebel group and joining it, or..... I'm at a sort of loss of ideas here. And guys, if you want your characters introduced, please do tell.
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