Post by PirateWolf12 on Oct 15, 2011 4:21:28 GMT -6
Without even playing it! Yay, uninformed, uneducated assumptions on something I only vaguely know of and learned about today. I'm like every single politics-based forum on the internet!
Thar be SPOILAHS below deck, matey!
First things first:
- Tbone said the last boss was a robot. A giant crab robot. I thought he was serious, then taking the piss. He was right.
- Katey died in the Green Room here, and Chuck went crazy, grew a beard in a few hours, and made a Katey doll. I am awful and find this kind of lolsy. Also, Katey doll is less annoying than real katey, so i approve.
- Uranus Zone looks kind of fun, kind of half-assed. Most of the stores are carbon copies off ones already in the mall casino plaza thing. You can't go on any of the rides from what I've gathered. This makes me a sad Australian, but with great hair.
- The survivors.
Still annoying. I was remembering the ones in the original Dead Rising. God, they were so much better. Sure, they ran into walls and pot plants a lot, but besides that, they were more...real. Like, they all had sad stories. I felt so sorry for most of them (not all, Fatty McOvereat can go die and Kindall was a 'tard) because they were generally nicer and suffering something that was thought to only exist in nightmares. They were also more memorable to find and it made sense that not EVERYBODY knew how to use a gun. In Dead Rising 2, they're all so...bland. And in Off The Record, they're the same people, with only a handful of new ones (and some more victims).
- Only three new psychos, two replacing old ones. Midgets are creepy though.
- Sandbox Mode looks fun.
- I don't want to be a bitch, but I seriously hate all fat people. Frank's default outfit along with those glasses does not help.
- Oh, Frank. Why are you giving awful one-liners, too? Why don't you just say Stacey became a "Stacey sandwich" whilst you're at it.
Overall: Meh.
Thar be SPOILAHS below deck, matey!
First things first:
- Tbone said the last boss was a robot. A giant crab robot. I thought he was serious, then taking the piss. He was right.
- Katey died in the Green Room here, and Chuck went crazy, grew a beard in a few hours, and made a Katey doll. I am awful and find this kind of lolsy. Also, Katey doll is less annoying than real katey, so i approve.
- Uranus Zone looks kind of fun, kind of half-assed. Most of the stores are carbon copies off ones already in the mall casino plaza thing. You can't go on any of the rides from what I've gathered. This makes me a sad Australian, but with great hair.
- The survivors.
Still annoying. I was remembering the ones in the original Dead Rising. God, they were so much better. Sure, they ran into walls and pot plants a lot, but besides that, they were more...real. Like, they all had sad stories. I felt so sorry for most of them (not all, Fatty McOvereat can go die and Kindall was a 'tard) because they were generally nicer and suffering something that was thought to only exist in nightmares. They were also more memorable to find and it made sense that not EVERYBODY knew how to use a gun. In Dead Rising 2, they're all so...bland. And in Off The Record, they're the same people, with only a handful of new ones (and some more victims).
- Only three new psychos, two replacing old ones. Midgets are creepy though.
- Sandbox Mode looks fun.
- I don't want to be a bitch, but I seriously hate all fat people. Frank's default outfit along with those glasses does not help.
- Oh, Frank. Why are you giving awful one-liners, too? Why don't you just say Stacey became a "Stacey sandwich" whilst you're at it.
Overall: Meh.