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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 14, 2012 15:45:08 GMT -6
Orcs must die! is a tower defense game that's on sale right now for 5 bucks. Being the compulsive spender I am and an avid hater of orcs (Not orks, I fucking love Orks), I bought that shit. You should buy it too since teh sale is only on for the rest of today and then you have to pay 20 bucks for it. That's 15 bucks that could be spent on crack. Basically you play as a douchebag wizard who has to protect this uber portal to narnia because his mentor slipped on a banana peel and fucking DIED. So you place traps and use hax OP spells to pwn the ORCS that wanna rape Narnia. ANYWAY here's some screenies There's a fucktard orc being fucktarded and trying to forget that his homies are being castrated by my trapz. Sexually frustrated wizard dude being sexually frustrated after watching an orc orgy omg I found a pile of boners Interrogating an orc on teh location of teh pron Summoning the unholy powahs of DLC weapons, Apprentice Mage Douchehump Magee SPLODES some orcz. DURP omfg I won Und THERE you have it, folks. Buy the game so that they make a sequel with Co-op so I can t-bag you all. In teh next update I'll showcase trap making and fapping, both of which are key features of the game.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Mar 14, 2012 16:28:05 GMT -6
I played the demo before it was cool
*Hipster Glasses*
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Post by Veta on Mar 15, 2012 14:26:49 GMT -6
I was thinking of piratinmg it since they don't have coop, but since you put it that way...
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Mar 15, 2012 18:14:18 GMT -6
I was thinking of piratinmg it since they don't have coop, but since you put it that way... Will you actually buy a goddamn game for once in your miserable life? Jesus, you're worse than a Jewish parasite in the government. And it makes me not want to play any games with you anymore because you're a thieving asshole.
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Post by Veta on Mar 16, 2012 15:39:07 GMT -6
I totes legit brought it, yo.
u mad?
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