Post by Rie (CSF) on Oct 26, 2012 4:51:34 GMT -6
I'm sure a lot of people here have read the "Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG" lists. This game is basically like that. List your experience in tabletop games, console games, etc. But I'm really interested in what all of you have been banned from doing in your tabletop adventures. Anything is fine though! Share your experiences! Question others!
I'll start!
DnD
1) Seduce the sons of wealthy men and then clear out the vaults.
2) Defect to the villain's side because he's 'super hawt'.
3) My bard's 'lovely lady lumps' do not count as a Charisma ability modifier.
4) Punch the prince in the face because he doesn't want to propose to my bard on the first date.
5) Stealing the princess' dress and masquerading as a noble woman is an acceptable strategy, except when you try to convince her betrothed that she's sleeping with a castle guard and that he should confront her at the party.
6) Please don't ask a wizard if he has a spell to make 'that' bigger.
7) Not even if both you and your partner agree to it.
8) Do not use 'and then I put on my robe and wizard hat' when talking to wizards anymore.
Dark Heresy
9) We do not threaten to shove rifles up a man's ass to get information out of him.
10) I don't care how 'nice' the contact's ass is. Refrain from molesting him until after we get the information.
11) Not allowed to get drunk at bars on stations while refueling. While my table dancing is lovely, me shooting a man in the eye because he was grabby is not.
12) My character does not have proficiency in 'struttin' dat ass'.
13) When challenged to a duel, I am not allowed to send in an impostor and snipe my opponent from the rooftops.
14) I am not allowed to lead chases and fights through vintage china shops, no matter how fun they are to fight through.
15) I am no longer allowed to ask if Garrus Vakarian works for the security force on the station.
16) Jumping up and down to attempt to distract the smugglers with my assassin's breasts is not a viable tactic.
17) I don't care if it's a skin-tight catsuit.
18) Neither is showing cleavage.
19) I am to refrain from setting off explosive charges in a gun store because I failed a haggling check.
20) I cannot attempt to make home made freezing rounds with ice cubes and coolant.
21) I am not allowed near coolant anymore.
22) Asking the Tech-Priest if he's 'molested any schoolgirls' is not a good way to get his help.
23) Asking the Adept if 'mind sex' is possible is a conversation best saved for outside of the battlefield.
24) I cannot stop mid-battle to loot the dead politician's corpse.
25) Trying to extort the Scum because his intelligence score is lower than yours is not acceptable.
26) Especially when his gun is bigger.
27) No, I don't care if you have a bigger rifle on the ship.
28) I am not allowed to send porn to the councilor’s inbox and mark it 'urgent'.
29) I cannot make called shots to the groin.
30) Telling the senator that the party are 'Space Vikings' is not a valid cover, even if my roll passed the check.
I'll start!
DnD
1) Seduce the sons of wealthy men and then clear out the vaults.
2) Defect to the villain's side because he's 'super hawt'.
3) My bard's 'lovely lady lumps' do not count as a Charisma ability modifier.
4) Punch the prince in the face because he doesn't want to propose to my bard on the first date.
5) Stealing the princess' dress and masquerading as a noble woman is an acceptable strategy, except when you try to convince her betrothed that she's sleeping with a castle guard and that he should confront her at the party.
6) Please don't ask a wizard if he has a spell to make 'that' bigger.
7) Not even if both you and your partner agree to it.
8) Do not use 'and then I put on my robe and wizard hat' when talking to wizards anymore.
Dark Heresy
9) We do not threaten to shove rifles up a man's ass to get information out of him.
10) I don't care how 'nice' the contact's ass is. Refrain from molesting him until after we get the information.
11) Not allowed to get drunk at bars on stations while refueling. While my table dancing is lovely, me shooting a man in the eye because he was grabby is not.
12) My character does not have proficiency in 'struttin' dat ass'.
13) When challenged to a duel, I am not allowed to send in an impostor and snipe my opponent from the rooftops.
14) I am not allowed to lead chases and fights through vintage china shops, no matter how fun they are to fight through.
15) I am no longer allowed to ask if Garrus Vakarian works for the security force on the station.
16) Jumping up and down to attempt to distract the smugglers with my assassin's breasts is not a viable tactic.
17) I don't care if it's a skin-tight catsuit.
18) Neither is showing cleavage.
19) I am to refrain from setting off explosive charges in a gun store because I failed a haggling check.
20) I cannot attempt to make home made freezing rounds with ice cubes and coolant.
21) I am not allowed near coolant anymore.
22) Asking the Tech-Priest if he's 'molested any schoolgirls' is not a good way to get his help.
23) Asking the Adept if 'mind sex' is possible is a conversation best saved for outside of the battlefield.
24) I cannot stop mid-battle to loot the dead politician's corpse.
25) Trying to extort the Scum because his intelligence score is lower than yours is not acceptable.
26) Especially when his gun is bigger.
27) No, I don't care if you have a bigger rifle on the ship.
28) I am not allowed to send porn to the councilor’s inbox and mark it 'urgent'.
29) I cannot make called shots to the groin.
30) Telling the senator that the party are 'Space Vikings' is not a valid cover, even if my roll passed the check.