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Post by cosby on Jul 31, 2009 21:28:49 GMT -6
Hello, my goodfellows. Well, one day [it was actualy today] I was thinking about several things: Me, Television, an offensive title about myself, what my job will be when I get older, and KONG reading a article on anal sex. So, I suddenly started my own Television show in order to promote my fail and get sued by Rai for copying his idea! ;D
Baron: The only nigga on this site.
This is about my life at the age of 21; I iz searching for [fictional] jobs, I make fun of everything i copy, and I really don't give a fuck if you watch it or not.
Opening Credits
Created by: Baron
Co-Creator: Jaymz Green
Directed by: Baron
Written by: Baron
Baron as Baron
John McCain as Dumbledore
Ace as Hitler
George Lopez as Bill Cosby
Larry the gay rapist as Abraham Lincoln
Four hobos as teh nazis
John F. Kennedy as John
Carlos Mencia as Host
Basil Fawlty as Basil teh secretary
Veta as Veta
Special thanks to Jaymz Green, Veta and Rush.
EPISODE ONE: BARON: THE ONLY NIGGA WIZA'D!
-Hogwarts School of bitchcraft and laundry-
Dumbledore: Well, sorry kids, but Professer Snape had a little "male enlargering" problem, so we have to call a subsitute. And from all the way from Las Vegas it's BARON!
Baron: *magicly apears* Wha--- What the hell happened?
Dumbledore: We magicly apearated you here!
Baron: Magic? What the hell? I was only asked to be a history teacher at some private school.
Dumbledore: This is a private shcool, of magic! You shall be teaching history of magic!
*pause*
Baron: So what do I do at this maigcly school?
Dumbledore: Yuo teach us the ways on how to be safe from the Dark Lord and edgucate us!
Baron: I'm supposed to do funny and weird jobs, asshole. I don't get paid if some old bitch is out of his mind trying to tell me that magic is real.
Dumbledore: But magic IS real! See I magicly can fly! *'flys' via rope*
Baron: There's a rope behind you, and there's no kids here...
Dumbledore: Yes there are! See there's one in that dark closet!
Kid #1: I wanna go home!
Dumbledore: No, first you have to swallow my wand and became a big wizard! *skullfucks Kid #1*
Baron: What the hell? are you insane.
Dumbledore: That's what my wife said before she left me..... *sob*.... and after I raped her and brutaly beat her. And in the end she left me for another woman..... *sob*
Baron: Okay.......
Dumbledore: *puts 44. caliber magnum to his head* Take good care of the kids hunny! *whine* *blows brains all over the floor*
Baron: *looks both ways* *runs out of the room*
THE END!
We hope you hated this boring episode of Baron: The only nigga on this site.
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Post by blitz on Jul 31, 2009 22:33:17 GMT -6
How. oh god how, did you think of this. i loled. but why...
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Post by The Merchant on Jul 31, 2009 22:39:31 GMT -6
*Sues Baron AGAIN* You asshole! You be stealin' mah ideas! > ![>:(](http://left4deadforums.com/images/smilies/zombie/insane10.gif)
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Post by Veta on Aug 1, 2009 15:40:50 GMT -6
I lol'd. Do Episode 2!
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Post by cosby on Aug 1, 2009 19:56:13 GMT -6
EPISODE 2
-Baron: The only nigga hacker-
Baron: Yay! Know I can hack into this Gfags site and unlock the old RPG! YAY! And then they'll have to give me karma for this....
*else where*
Nazi Soldier #1: Adolf! A Haitian bastard has hacked into our site!
Hitler: Oh god no! We must overreact immediately!
*back at Baron's house*
Nazi Soldier #2: *kicks open door*
Baron: What the he--
Nazi Soldier #3: Oh god no! It's too late! He already hacked into the GFags network! We must brutaly beat him with a nightstick in order to somehow reverse this!
Nazi Soldier #4: No, there is another way..... *ties Baron to a table*
Hitler: MEN! COVER YOUR EARS!
*A 84 year old Black man with a cheesy old accent walks in and it's none other then **scary theme music** Bill Cosby*
Bill Cosby: I remember back in the good ol' days that we didn't have dem computer maching ulator mabobs
Baron: OH HELL NO! MAKE IT STOP!
Bill Cosby: I remember back in the good ol' days when we used to brutaly beat immigrants, not these human righto laws....
Bill Cosby: I remember back in the good ol' days when masturbating in front of another man wasn't considered gay.
Baron: Wait, what?
Bill Cosby: I remember back in the good ol' days when buttsecks with another man wasn't gay.
Baron:.......
Bill Cosby: I remember back in the good ol' days that rape wasn't invented, when it came to man-to-man rape....
Baron: What the f--
Bill Cosby: and I remember that back in the good ol' days; we had buttsex with our victims.
Baron: *awakes in bed* Oh good, it was just a dream.
-The actual episode-
-Baron: The only nigga comercial disigner-
John: You got that commercial done for Male Enhancement?
Baron: Yes sir! I'll show it to you, after this commercial.
*commercial*
host: Meet john. John's "small" and doesn't know how to get big.
John: Oh I wish I knew how to get "big".
Abraham Lincoln: HELLO SONNY!
John: Abe Lincoln? I thought you were dead!
Abraham: You also thought I wasn't a rapist.
John: What?
Abraham: I said USE ALMIGHTY "GET BIGGER" MEDICENE! 2% OF ALL MEN ACTUALY GET BIGGER!
John: Wow, this is usefull, now I am bigger.
Abraham Lincoln: This shit isn't free, sonny.
john: Oh, I'll just use my credit car--
Abraham: We do not accept credit cards.
John: Then what do you accept?
Abraham: SATURATION OF YOUR ASSHOLE!
John: What?
Abraham: PULL DOWN DEM PANTS AND PREPARE TO CRY!
John: M-- My wife will be here soon.
Abraham: FIRE TEH CANNON!
John: But I thought you hated rape!
Abraham: FOR THE NEXT HOUR YOU'RE MY BITCH!
Host: "Get Bigger" It'll make you bigger!
Side effects may include growing a vagina, getting raped by a well knowned president, waking up the next day to find out that you're a gay porn actor, and becoming suddenly drunk.
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Post by cosby on Aug 2, 2009 19:25:28 GMT -6
EPISODE THREE -Baron: The only Nigga shemale- You bastards forced me to do this........ Baron: *looks at script* Script: You must get breast implants, femenization facial surgery, and hormone crap and become a SHEMALE. your job is to, as a SHEMALE[/b], is to star in a upcoming porno.[/i] Baron: WHA-WAH-Wh-WHAT THE HELL?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry, but the rest of this episode has been: ![](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk67/RawrItsJessHoe/censored.jpg) The price for the uncensored version is $200.
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Post by Veta on Aug 2, 2009 22:50:06 GMT -6
Do one when you found out you weren't thd only nigga.
And lol Gamefags be nazis.
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Post by cosby on Aug 2, 2009 23:05:27 GMT -6
EPISODE FOUR!
In my despreate attempt to make money to buy a un-shemale-izer, I must do the ultimate sacrifice.......
-Baron: NOT the only nigga on this site: Part one-
Basil the Secretary: Baron, we have grave news.....
Baron: What's that?
Basil: we found out that--
Baron: I'm stuck like this forever?
Basil: No, we found out that there is another nigga.
Baron: WHO?!
Basil: It's....... *interupted by sniper bullet* *dies*
Baron: *falls to knees* NO! Basil, wake up*
*phone rings*
Baron: Hello?
Veta: It's Veta, we found out where the other nigga is. Meet me at the immigration countrol. You better check this shit out.
*drives to Immigraation countrol*
Baron: What's up?
Veta: Those are some nice titties-- I mean who are you?
Baron: It's me: Baron!
Veta: But you;re a chick....
Baron: I shot myself with a shemale-izer, anyway what did you want to talk about?
Veta: the Other Nigga........ He's really Bush. He has been using a potion to turn himself white, and look what he did to those illegals...
*Baron sees four mexican bosies, all mutilated and raped*
Baron: How do you know it's him?
Veta: He left a box of KFC at the scene.....
Baron: My god.....
Veta: He's on a plane that's going to Texas! HURRY!
Baron: *gets in car*
Will Baron and Veta stop Bush? Will Bush die? Will this shw be cancelled? Will Baron ever get the un-shemale-izer? Don't you think this episode is too short? All of these question will be answered in our next episode!
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Post by Veta on Aug 3, 2009 0:00:41 GMT -6
After this do one when you get expelled.
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Post by cosby on Aug 3, 2009 0:10:47 GMT -6
PART TWO!
Baron: *Calls Jaymz* Jaymz, are you in position?
Jaymz: Locked and loaded. I see him getting his shit checked. Should be a matter of minutes fore he's in view of the non-bullet proof window...
Baron: Good........ *calls Ace* Ace, you got the plane in sight?
Ace: Yeah, my RPG is pointed directly at it. If those fuckers escape Jaymz, I got him.
Baron: Good....*calls Veta* Veta, you in position?
Veta: Copy that. Magnum loaded, only a few feet away from Bush...
Baron: Good.....
Baron: *walks in behind Bush* Baron Roj`e says hello! *fires bullet at Bush, misses*
Veta: DAMMIT! My gun's jammed!
Baron: I thought revolvers don't jam.
Veta: You also thought I didn't sleep with your sister.
Baron: What?
Veta: I said shut up AND FOLLOW THAT NIGGA!
*Baron and Veta ran over to the VIP lounge, where Bush was hidden, but the doors were locked. Baron's phone started ringing*
Baron: Hello?
Ace: It's Ace! They sent the podo bear after us? Shit, it's raping the fuck out of Jaymz, SHIT! It's COMI--"
Baron: Ace? Ace! ACE! We lost Ace!
*Veta and Baron break down the VIP lounge door, and see that Bush it getting away*
Veta: He escaped by the airplane! We lost him!
*suddenly, a huge anime bear apeared out of nowhere and started ass raping Veta. Blood and intestines started coming everywhere*
Baron: YOU CAN BE A NIGGA, YOU CAN KILL JAYMZ, BUT YOU CANNOT STOP MY HAITIAN PRIDE! *magicly transforms into BARON EPICNESS*
Baron Epicness: FEEL TEH WRATH OF EPIC! *detroys bear with middle finger of Doom*
*Baron Epicness looks into teh sky to see that Bush's plane had tooken off. He then removeed Pondo bear's massive death-defying cock, and threw it at the plane, the epicness and win destroyed it! Baron, Veta, and Ace [sadly Jaymz actually died] appeared in a club*
Ace: Well, we learned a important lesson today...
Veta: What's that?
Baron: It's that you can be my baby it, don't matter if your black or white! *the entire cast does teh thriller dance, and the credits roll in......*
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Post by slayer22 on Aug 3, 2009 15:26:48 GMT -6
>_>
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Post by Shark on Aug 17, 2009 5:06:10 GMT -6
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