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Post by Rai Chiller on Aug 15, 2009 2:35:12 GMT -6
Anyone is free to post a movie in twelve sentences.
BTW This will obviously contain movie spoilers, read at your own risk!
CLOVERFIELD
1.ALRIGHT SO YUR A GUY WHO IS WATCHING ANOTHER GUY LEAVE FOR JAPAN.
2.WHEN A GIANT MONSTER ATTACKS.
3.SO YOU RUN OUTSIDE TO SEE IT.
4.AND YUR FRIEND DIES.
5.SO YOU HIDE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND.
6.AND YOU FIND THE ARMY.
7.THE ARMY DIES.
8.YOU HIDE IN A SUBWAY STATION AND GET ATTACKED.
9.YUR GIRLFRIEND EXPLODES.
10.YOU FIND A HELICOPTER.
11.YOU ESCAPE.
12.YOU DIE.
THE END.
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Post by blitz on Sept 10, 2009 4:56:36 GMT -6
G.I. Joe
1.Yeah, so, This fag is showing peoples what Nanite rockets can do.
2. Switches to tha military who are driving them someplace.
3. They get raped by a uberplane with LAZORS, Some dude sees his girlfriend
4. Two survivors join G.I. Joe, They goto paris.
5. The Eiffel tower gets destroyed, Along with several cars and one bridge.
6. They go back to base, and get followed, The 'Fag' is actually a bad fag.
7. They get raped, and chase the baddies to their base, Main guy gets captured.
8. His girlfriend is being mind controlled
9. G.I Joe's attack teh baddies.
10. Big battle!
11. They escape, A baddie is disguised as the prezident using nanobots!
12. The End. The baddie base destroyed.
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