Alright ladies and gents, here's lesson 2. Again, copied and pasted from the cbox and placed in descending order. (I forgot to mention this, but the topic of the above lesson was World War II.)
Lesson #2
Topic: The Revolutionary War.
Ace teh Merchant: Quickly, Roger, ruin moar history.
Roger The Ambadasador: Topicme.
Ace teh Merchant: The Revolutionary War. GO.
Roger The Ambadasador: Ah yes.
Roger The Ambadasador: The Revolutionary War.
Roger The Ambadasador: The war in which plasma rifles became prominent...
Roger The Ambadasador: The AGJ-9 was standard issue...
Roger The Ambadasador: But enough on equipment.
Roger The Ambadasador: It all began when Skulcor discovered Antartica.
Ace teh Merchant: Interesting...
Roger The Ambadasador: He and his crew claimed the continant in the name of their home land: Arcadia.
Roger The Ambadasador: Arcadia was a happy nation.
Roger The Ambadasador: If you were in the upper class.
Roger The Ambadasador: Otherwise, it's off to the water mines for another day's worth of work, only to come home with but a nickle.
Roger The Ambadasador: But anyways, Archadia was ruled by the Good Man.
Roger The Ambadasador: Also know as Hitler.
(Cut for typical classroom drama)
Ace teh Merchant: Back to the storiez. I seek Lulz.
Roger The Scolar: *Glares* Very well.
Roger The Scolar: Hitler was a fair ruler.
Roger The Scolar: He allowed the rich to be rich, and the poor to be poor.
(Cut again for moar classroom drama)
Roger The Scolar: Now, where were I....
Roger The Scolar: Ah yes.
Roger The Scolar: The Epitome of Freedom.
(Cut again for... You guessed it. Drama of the Baron and Kong variety.)
Roger The Scolar: So, when Skulcor conquered Antartica, it's land and the beings on it were converted to Arcadia's government and religion.
KongTheLeaderOfTheNKA: So Mr. Roger, who did the peopel worship?
Roger The Scolar: Vulu. The Sun God of Pain. And Tofu.
Roger The Scolar: Not that it truly matters.
Roger The Scolar: The penguins cared not for religion.
Roger The Scolar: Hitler, however, started helping them.
Roger The Scolar: And they were not to be pitied.
Roger The Scolar: The penguins could not stand against the might of Arcadia on their own, however.
Roger The Scolar: So they went to the polar bears for their assistance and technology.
Ace teh Merchant:
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KongTheLeaderOfTheNKA: What kind of technology?
Roger The Scolar: PLASMA RIFLES. Doth thou not listen!??!
Roger The Scolar: ...
Roger The Scolar: Now...
Roger The Scolar: The penguins sent the Hitler a declaration, telling them they weren't to be pitied.
Roger The Scolar: Hitler, seeing his folly, wrote back, giving into their demands.
Roger The Scolar: He, however, was unaware of one key fact.
Roger The Scolar: Penguins.
Roger The Scolar: Can't.
Roger The Scolar: Read.
KongTheLeaderOfTheNKA:
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Ace teh Merchant: Lulz...
KongTheLeaderOfTheNKA: But they can write?
Roger The Scolar: *glares* Yes.
KongTheLeaderOfTheNKA: So how do they know what they are writing?
Roger The Scolar: ...
Roger The Scolar: It's very simple.
Roger The Scolar: Blatantly obvious, in fact.
Roger The Scolar: If thou can'ts see it for yourself, then GET OUT OF MAH CLASS.
*Kong Exits. For now.*
Roger The Scolar: Now...
Roger The Scolar: Where were we?
Roger The Scolar: Ah, yes.
Roger The Scolar: The penguins, taking his letter of surrender as an act of war, attacked, riding their polar bear allies into battle!
Roger The Scolar: Through the use of Artic Monkey Tactics, the Rebels secured several easy early victories.
Roger The Scolar: But soon Skulcor and his men grew wise to their ways, and struck back.
Roger The Scolar: The battle ground to a stand still, each side dug into frozen trenches and unwilling to give ground.
Roger The Scolar: The Arcadians held their own with M16s and trebuchets against the Rebels' plasma rifles.
Roger The Scolar: Then, a breakthrough!
Roger The Scolar: Skulcor realized he had an allergy to Ice, and died.
Ace teh Merchant:
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Roger The Scolar: Without their clever leader, the Arcadians on Antartica quickly fell into disarray.
Roger The Scolar: It. Was. Slaughter.
Roger The Scolar: The Rebels celebrated the retaking of their homeland with the traditional treat: Frozen Vodka Pops.
Ace teh Merchant: A glorious day indeed.
Roger The Scolar: But Hitler saw something most would missed, and launched his counter at exactly this point!
Roger The Scolar: Vodka Pops made the rebels drunk, and thus easy prey.
Roger The Scolar: Riding astride his triple-humped camel, Hitler led his most elite men to the Rebel's camp.
Roger The Scolar: He wielded the famed Banhammer.
Roger The Scolar: The Famed weapon had been handed down through the ages, somehow finding it's way to the center of History's most epic points.
Roger The Scolar: Using it's power, Hitler won the day, and enslaved the rebels to work in a newly discovered type of mine: The Ice Mine.
Roger The Scolar: And thus ends the revolutionary War.
Ace teh Merchant: Alright. It's all saved.
Ace teh Merchant: To the topic.