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Post by Kong The Jester on Dec 5, 2009 15:20:00 GMT -6
GOING POSTAL The objective in this CYOA is simple. You must complete all of the given tasks so that you can move on to the next day, but many things can and will slow down your progress a bit. The best thing about this CYOA is you can do anything to get the tasks done. You can complete all the tasks without violence, or rip everyone to shreds, it doesn't matter the choice is YOURS! Characters: You open your eyes hearing your alarm blaring, and you flip it off. You get out of bed and grab your clothes. You put on your blue alien head shirt, bluejeans, and your black boots. You look around for your sunglasses and finally realize you fell asleep with them on. "Gees, it's hotter than the devil's rectum out here." Your wife answers, "Well you're the one that wanted to move out here for that stupid video game job!" You walk over to the Ac unit and turn the knob, "Click, click, click". "Great, it's broken." So you getting pissed at the Ac you kick it and it falls out of the wall in your trailer. Your wife yells "I wrote a list of things for you to do on the fridge when you stop screwing around!" "Honey, do we have any milk?!" "It's on the damn list!" "Yeah, I'll put you on a list...." Before going outside you put on your black trench coat and check your pockets. You find a pen, a map, your box of matches, and a pad of sticky notes. You write down the things you have to get done today: - Get Paycheck
- Cash Paycheck
- Get Milk
"Okay, not much to do today..." You walk over to your car get in and try to start it. "Click, tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic..." "Figures, piece of shit." Your dog Champ walks over to you and starts pissing on your boots. You give the dog a swift kick and it runs out of the yard. Your wife yells "Make sure not the let the dog out!" "Oh fuck..." Postal DudeHealth:100 Inventory:Nothing Pockets:Map, sticky notes, pen, box of matches Felony Rating:None What do you do next? There are no wrong choices, and I will keep certain choices up after you pick one.A:Look at the map B:Take a look in your shed C:Walk into your neighbors house (Open/Kick door) D:Walk down the pathway in front of you
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Post by Tbone on Dec 5, 2009 16:49:06 GMT -6
B
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Post by cogs on Dec 5, 2009 17:18:26 GMT -6
A
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Post by Song Nai on Dec 5, 2009 20:24:48 GMT -6
B
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Post by Kong The Jester on Dec 5, 2009 20:59:51 GMT -6
You decide to look in your shed for something. You turn and walk behind your house and look inside your shed. You see a shovel and a Health Pipe*. You put the Health Pipe in your pocket and grab the shovel. You walk out from behind your house, and back into your front yard. You walk over to your neighbors back door because he owes you some money. You kick the door and it slams open. Shovel in hand you walk in his house and look around.
There is a bathroom to your right a dryer to your left and a closet beside the dryer. You walk into the closet to find a corpse in a bag. You walk into the living room.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!!", the neighbor screams.
You in a calm voice say "I've come to get my money that I loaned you."
"I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT."
The neighbor then charges at you, but you grasp the shovel in both hands and swing at his head.
''CLANG!"
The neighbor collapses to the floor in a heap with blood pouring out from a gash on the side of his head. You check his drawers and find 20 dollars. You look over at the neighbor and he seems near death, so you walk over and say:
"Only my weapon understands me.", and then you give him a quick swift but deadly kick to his head.
Right as you kill him his wife walks in.
"AHHH!!!!" She try's to run but you manage to trip her before she gets out the door. You close the door and decide what you're going to do. You lock the door as she gets up and you clearly show the shovel in your hand.
"P..p.pplease don't hurt me."
"Now why would I do a thing like that, you haven't done anything wrong." "Now your husband on the other hand, well why don't you just check the closet, don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you."
She gets up and checks the closet, she jump back when she finds the contents inside.
"Now, I will not hurt you if you don't say anything about me to the police okay?"
"But what about my husband?"
"Tell them he tried to kill you and killed him in self defense."
You drop the shovel on the ground for proof and walk out the back door and close it.
Now what do you do next?
A:Check your map B:Go down the pathway C:Look for your dog
*Health Pipe is something you can smoke to increase your health to 125, but you must find more or you will get a withdrawal effect and you will loose some health.
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Post by Veta on Dec 5, 2009 21:10:18 GMT -6
A?
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Post by cogs on Dec 5, 2009 21:44:25 GMT -6
A
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Post by praetorian on Dec 5, 2009 21:49:15 GMT -6
C.
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Post by Tbone on Dec 5, 2009 21:53:39 GMT -6
A
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Post by Kong The Jester on Dec 13, 2009 17:28:08 GMT -6
You open your map and take a look at it... (Legend) (x) is your home (Arrow is you) O's are locations Grey areas are locked for now(End Legend) Postal DudeHealth:100 Inventory: Nothing Pockets: Map, sticky notes, pen, box of matches, Health Pipe, 20 dollars Felony Rating: None Current Rank: Mickey Mouse has more balls than youChoices:A:Get Paycheck B:Get Milk C:Find your dog D:Break into someone's house For all choices: 1: Smoke Health Pipe (Health=125, but you can get a withdrawal effect if you don't smoke more) 2: Don't Smoke Health Pipe For Choice D: 1:Kick someone's door in 2: Break a window and hop in 3: Get a weapon first then kick the door in 4: Get a weapon first then break a window
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Post by cogs on Dec 13, 2009 17:30:05 GMT -6
C
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Post by toussaintbrothers on Dec 13, 2009 17:31:46 GMT -6
D3
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 13, 2009 18:00:45 GMT -6
C GET TEH DOG
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Post by praetorian on Dec 13, 2009 18:39:59 GMT -6
C, always good to have a companion of some sort.
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Post by Kong The Jester on Dec 14, 2009 20:29:31 GMT -6
"Hmm, I've got all day, maybe I should go find that damn dog."
You walk all the way down the pathway and find a car to the left of you and two houses in front of you. You take note of the other neighbors and also note the cop walking around. You decide just this once you are going to be nice to a cop and walk over to him.
"Excuse me, have you seen a pit bull with a red collar around anywhere?"
"No I'm sorry I haven't, you should be smarter next time and keep him on a leash."
You say under your breath "Oh go fuck yourself."
"I'm sorry?"
"Hmm?, I didn't say anything."
You walk off looking around for your dog. You ask a few more people and they say they haven't seen him.
"Sigh, where is that fucking do..." you are cut off by a huge scream.
"HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!"
You see someone being attacked by what seems to be your dog.
You take your time walking over there and pull out an old dog biscuit. You throw it on the ground and Champ runs over and eats it in one bite.
A cop comes over and asks "Is that your dog?"
"Yeah, what about it."
"One, I don't like your tone, Two, that dog is your responsibility and I have to write this ticket and you're gonna have to come with me to the station."
You stare blankly at the cop and decide what to do.
Choices: A: Accept the ticket and be arrested B: "Fuck you pig" *Punch* C: Take the ticket and rip it up then run your ass off (35% chance of working) D:"CYOA"
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Post by The Merchant on Dec 15, 2009 15:56:44 GMT -6
B
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Post by Song Nai on Dec 15, 2009 19:59:53 GMT -6
B
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Post by praetorian on Dec 15, 2009 19:59:59 GMT -6
C.
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Sept 1, 2010 19:20:51 GMT -6
C
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Post by Kong The Jester on Sept 1, 2010 20:09:37 GMT -6
Postal takes the ticket and looks at the cost amount:
$10 for not having a dog on a leash
$30 for not having dog under control
$15 dollars for disrespecting an officer
Total Fine: $45 and one month in jail.
Postal rips the ticket in half and before the cop can say anything Postal throws a hard haymaker into the side of the cop's face. He swears he crushed a cheekbone as he bolts off at top speed. He runs for several minutes and then hides behind a house. He decides to think what he will do while he catches his breath.
(Sorry for the short update, but I'm a bit rushed at the moment.)
A. Check inside the house for money. B. Check inside the house for weapons. C. A and B D. Lay low for a while till the heat cools off a bit. E. Start on one of the day's tasks (Say in vote).
For all choices: 1. Smoke Health Pipe (Health becomes 125, but find more or Postal takes some damage from withdrawal.) 2. Don't smoke Health Pipe
Health: 100
Inventory: Moths >_>
Pockets: Map, sticky notes, pen, box of matches, 20 dollars
Felony Rating: [OO----------]
Rank: No balls
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2010 2:38:48 GMT -6
A postal RPG, eh? Interesting... ;)
I'll go B, 2.
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Post by The Merchant on Sept 2, 2010 11:35:21 GMT -6
A postal RPG, eh? Interesting... ;) I'll go B, 2. It's a CYOA. ;) Anyway I vote E: Go get yo paycheck, cracka. Also don't smoke health pipe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2010 16:32:58 GMT -6
C,2
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Sept 2, 2010 16:52:29 GMT -6
C, 1
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Post by Vandy on Sept 6, 2010 16:55:57 GMT -6
C2. Don't smoke teh pipe, iz bad for joo. At least rite nao.
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Post by Kong The Jester on Sept 6, 2010 17:06:44 GMT -6
Postal moves along the back of the house until he finds a back door. He takes a step back, and kicks the door in. He slowly walks in and sees that he is in a kitchen. He walks over to the counter and picks a large knife out of the knife block.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!", comes a scream.
Postal turns and lunges and the man knocking him to the ground. He raises the knife and brings the blade down into the man's throat spraying blood on his face. After giving the man a tracheotomy, Postal checks his wallet to find 20 dollars inside.
"Why thank you, this will go towards a good cause.", Postal says with a smirk.
He steps over the corpse and moves into the bedroom with the knife in hand. He checks the dresser and finds a Colt M1911 pistol that is fully loaded and several clips, as well as 50 more dollars and a health pipe.
"Now this will come in handy." Postal says.
A: Let the heat cool off B: Start on one of the day's tasks (Say in vote) C: A and B D: Gain more heat (Say how)
For all votes 1: Smoke Health Pipe 2: Don't smoke it
And I need one more thing, what would you peeps like this CYOA to have? More violent choices and things of the like? More good choices and things of the like? Or a mixture of both?
Health: 100
Inventory: Colt M1911 [14/56]
Pockets: Map, sticky notes, pen, box of matches, 2 health pipes, 90 dollars
Felony Rating: [Oo----------] (Some heat is going away)
Rank: No balls
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Sept 6, 2010 17:08:56 GMT -6
B 2. Picking up your paycheck sounds like a good idea, I tell you what.
Also more violence.
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Post by Vandy on Sept 6, 2010 17:10:23 GMT -6
A 2. MOAR VIOLENCE
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Post by Veta on Sept 6, 2010 17:24:20 GMT -6
Ima with Ace.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 19:34:13 GMT -6
What ace said.
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