Post by Kong The Jester on Dec 18, 2009 20:04:41 GMT -6
Veta walked through the completely white lab, navigating through a few dozen guards, some scientists, and a lab in which mutations are being controlled and developing slowly. Suddenly a mutant leaped out of a cage and mauled Veta into delicious pieces. Veta looked over to the experiments, and complimented the scientists on their work.
"Hey, Dr. Renyod, now's things going today? Not too malicious today, is it?" Veta said, asking how the day were going before violently tearing off the Doctor's shirt and having passionate sex with him.
"Only a bit. It's developing a violent tendency, but it have yet to grow out some of the mutations others have processed. I think this one will be different." Dr. Renyod said. He took up his clipboard, and handed it over to Veta, who eyed it thoroughly.
"Hmm... That's good news, indeed... And not too long ago..." Veta muttered, and handed it back to Dr. Renyod.
"Make sure to keep me updated on her status." Veta said his goodbyes, and turned to a guard. "I forgot the way to the armory. Could you lead me?"
The guard nodded, and led Veta through the staircases and several hallway to a vault. He opened it, and inside stood a man behind a counter and a bigger vault door on the other wall. Veta went up to the man, and spoke through the metal grating.
"Something easy to shoot, not to hard to carry, and decent firepower, please." Veta ordered, very much as if he was ordering a Number One combo. "I'll have some boxes of ammo with that and a... Umm.. Inferno grenade with that, please."
The man grunted, and turned around, wandering off into the shelves beyond. Clattering could be heard, a few pauses, then more clattering. Finally, the man appeared out of the shadows and slipped the contents through the hole at the bottom of the metal grating. Veta thanked the man, and put on the magnum belt before holstering the .44 itself and a box of shells in his pocket. He placed the Inferno grenade, shaped like a tin can, on his belt as well, hidden from view by his doctor-like coat.
Suddenly, Cindy appeared from round a corner, completely naked save for some panties. Without even a question they had hawt end of the world sex on the floor
Veta walked out, and went even deeper into his lab. eventually, he came across a gigantic glass wall, and behind it lies a creature. Veta went up to the wall, and placed his hand on the glass. The creature roared, and landed on the other side of the glass, clearly 30 times as tall as Veta himself.
Veta just smiled and wrestled it to the ground with his superhuman powers before anally raping it into submission Veta just smiled, and cooed to her affectionately.
"Hey,Fluffy Vivian. How are you, my little dragon?"
OoC: yes, Veta has a pet dragon which he will be able to ride to battle. It will be invincible, and can communicate telepathically with Veta as well as breath holy fire and expell firebombs out of its arse.
To all those who might complain about it, I am now taking over the ZOMG RPG, since Cindy no longer loves Veta in LDRPG he has no purpose left there. Here on the other hand, I can make a Cindy NPC for Veta to love and cherish for all eternity, as well as rescue her from the enemy (women are all helpless, it is a well-known fact).
I will also continue with my jokes about Veta ripping women's shirts off during operations, as people seemed to like that (quote from Shark to prove my point: IT'S FUCKING AWFUL, I HATE IT).
Veta's sombrero will now be considered a deadly weapon, capable of slicing through titanium like a knife through butter and capable of stopping bullets like they were popcorn thrown by an irritating cinema idiot.
I AM VETA, I COMMAND. BOW DOWN BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY SOMBRERO!
OoC 2: Yes, I added an OoC, couldn't resist the opportunity
"Hey, Dr. Renyod, now's things going today? Not too malicious today, is it?" Veta said, asking how the day were going b
"Only a bit. It's developing a violent tendency, but it have yet to grow out some of the mutations others have processed. I think this one will be different." Dr. Renyod said. He took up his clipboard, and handed it over to Veta, who eyed it thoroughly.
"Hmm... That's good news, indeed... And not too long ago..." Veta muttered, and handed it back to Dr. Renyod.
"Make sure to keep me updated on her status." Veta said his goodbyes, and turned to a guard. "I forgot the way to the armory. Could you lead me?"
The guard nodded, and led Veta through the staircases and several hallway to a vault. He opened it, and inside stood a man behind a counter and a bigger vault door on the other wall. Veta went up to the man, and spoke through the metal grating.
"Something easy to shoot, not to hard to carry, and decent firepower, please." Veta ordered, very much as if he was ordering a Number One combo. "I'll have some boxes of ammo with that and a... Umm.. Inferno grenade with that, please."
The man grunted, and turned around, wandering off into the shelves beyond. Clattering could be heard, a few pauses, then more clattering. Finally, the man appeared out of the shadows and slipped the contents through the hole at the bottom of the metal grating. Veta thanked the man, and put on the magnum belt before holstering the .44 itself and a box of shells in his pocket. He placed the Inferno grenade, shaped like a tin can, on his belt as well, hidden from view by his doctor-like coat.
Veta walked out, and went even deeper into his lab. eventually, he came across a gigantic glass wall, and behind it lies a creature. Veta went up to the wall, and placed his hand on the glass. The creature roared, and landed on the other side of the glass, clearly 30 times as tall as Veta himself.
"Hey,
OoC: yes, Veta has a pet dragon which he will be able to ride to battle. It will be invincible, and can communicate telepathically with Veta as well as breath holy fire and expell firebombs out of its arse.
To all those who might complain about it, I am now taking over the ZOMG RPG, since Cindy no longer loves Veta in LDRPG he has no purpose left there. Here on the other hand, I can make a Cindy NPC for Veta to love and cherish for all eternity, as well as rescue her from the enemy (women are all helpless, it is a well-known fact).
I will also continue with my jokes about Veta ripping women's shirts off during operations, as people seemed to like that (quote from Shark to prove my point: IT'S FUCKING AWFUL, I HATE IT).
Veta's sombrero will now be considered a deadly weapon, capable of slicing through titanium like a knife through butter and capable of stopping bullets like they were popcorn thrown by an irritating cinema idiot.
I AM VETA, I COMMAND. BOW DOWN BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY SOMBRERO!
OoC 2: Yes, I added an OoC, couldn't resist the opportunity