Post by Basil on Dec 26, 2009 12:00:56 GMT -6
After I finished typing my 'Guide" last night, I sat back and enjoyed some senseless banter with other members in the Cbawks. I felt a nasty illness coming on so I experienced no trouble in spouting pointless, senseless bullshit, and all was fine until Song, after raking the disgusting underbelly of Newgrounds and came up with this:
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/95755
The second part of an obscure flash series involving zombies...what exactly is wrong with it?
At a glance, that is without having watched the "prologue" or any of the parts that come after it, the whole thing seems like a tedious piece of badly drawn trash.
The loading screen shows a zombie hand under the rain...the sound effects for the rain is basically the same thing repeating itself over and over again while the screen helpfully tells you that the video is "LOADING" in edgy (i.e badly drawn) blue writing. After sitting through over 9000 hours of watching this pointless, boring loading screen, the zombie hand will move, accompanied by the kind of groaning a dog with colon cancer would be proud of. The name of th vid then pops up in goofy blue writing: "dead rain (part2)".
At last! We get to watch some quality zombie entertainment! You eagerly click on the screen in an attempt to erase the painful memory of the loading process...after all, the actual thing can't be any worse right?
![](http://www.grandmemories.com/smilies/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg)
Enter the credits or whatever they are as you are treated to some random electronic music and ugly, green pictures of skulls, badly drawn mutilated corpses and more skulls and badly drawn mutilated corpses. Not to mention the barely legible quick condensation of the previous episode which flashes sluggishly in front of all those skulls and badly drawn mutilated corpses.
Warning, the rest of the episode includes some desu kawaii levels of anime aesthetics!!
![](http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mean-pokemon-286x300.jpg)
We are now introduced to our two main characters:
-Riggs: our desu kawaii hero! Naruto and Code Geass's anal love child. Is fond of weird guns (omg penis).
-Clemens: another Naruto clone. His shotgun is fat, he ends up ripped apart by multicoloured zombies.
We see Riggs walking through a corridor, his grotesquely big pistol pointed in front of him in a beautiful sequence of animation. There are bits of people lying everywhere. Something bad happened down here.
Riggs sees a suitcase/lunchbox which apparently contains what he is looking for. We then see Clemens being a whimpy bitch about some badly drawn guts on the floor...note the strange position of his body. Riggs calls his whimpy anime friend in a beautiful sequence of choppy, ham fisted animation with Riggs chucking Clemens the suitcase, some boring dialogue and Clemens doing a kawaii desu facial expression: \^_^/
![](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/Crapartdog.jpg)
While the artwork isn't THAT bad it's still dangerously close...
They then attempt to leave the room...only to be ambushed by a gang of multicoloured zombies who promptly pin Clemens down on the floor and turn him into mush...the rest of the vid is just multicoloured zombies eating multicoloured innards in painful detail.
![](http://img.gkblogger.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/258/021_3.jpg)
Could one of these guys be SickDeathFiend, creator of this masterpiece?[/i]
The vid is awful, an excellent example of bad animation, shitty art and terrible music crushed together in a massive bowl of horrendous...but apparently, it is the source of much adulation and DA circle jerk style critique by its viewers.
Superskunk: "dood u r the most detailed person i hve seen so far i liked wen the zombies ate clemens tht was sick but u actually showed every part of the body...k nvm best zombie flick i ever seen o.o"
Valor37: "very nice animation though.....and wuz good wit the other guy"
...oh the humanity.
Conclusion: awful anime crap with goofy gore for people who are too young/too retarded to watch a proper horror movie.
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/95755
The second part of an obscure flash series involving zombies...what exactly is wrong with it?
At a glance, that is without having watched the "prologue" or any of the parts that come after it, the whole thing seems like a tedious piece of badly drawn trash.
The loading screen shows a zombie hand under the rain...the sound effects for the rain is basically the same thing repeating itself over and over again while the screen helpfully tells you that the video is "LOADING" in edgy (i.e badly drawn) blue writing. After sitting through over 9000 hours of watching this pointless, boring loading screen, the zombie hand will move, accompanied by the kind of groaning a dog with colon cancer would be proud of. The name of th vid then pops up in goofy blue writing: "dead rain (part2)".
At last! We get to watch some quality zombie entertainment! You eagerly click on the screen in an attempt to erase the painful memory of the loading process...after all, the actual thing can't be any worse right?
![](http://www.grandmemories.com/smilies/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg)
Enter the credits or whatever they are as you are treated to some random electronic music and ugly, green pictures of skulls, badly drawn mutilated corpses and more skulls and badly drawn mutilated corpses. Not to mention the barely legible quick condensation of the previous episode which flashes sluggishly in front of all those skulls and badly drawn mutilated corpses.
Warning, the rest of the episode includes some desu kawaii levels of anime aesthetics!!
![](http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mean-pokemon-286x300.jpg)
We are now introduced to our two main characters:
-Riggs: our desu kawaii hero! Naruto and Code Geass's anal love child. Is fond of weird guns (omg penis).
-Clemens: another Naruto clone. His shotgun is fat, he ends up ripped apart by multicoloured zombies.
We see Riggs walking through a corridor, his grotesquely big pistol pointed in front of him in a beautiful sequence of animation. There are bits of people lying everywhere. Something bad happened down here.
Riggs sees a suitcase/lunchbox which apparently contains what he is looking for. We then see Clemens being a whimpy bitch about some badly drawn guts on the floor...note the strange position of his body. Riggs calls his whimpy anime friend in a beautiful sequence of choppy, ham fisted animation with Riggs chucking Clemens the suitcase, some boring dialogue and Clemens doing a kawaii desu facial expression: \^_^/
![](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/Crapartdog.jpg)
While the artwork isn't THAT bad it's still dangerously close...
They then attempt to leave the room...only to be ambushed by a gang of multicoloured zombies who promptly pin Clemens down on the floor and turn him into mush...the rest of the vid is just multicoloured zombies eating multicoloured innards in painful detail.
![](http://img.gkblogger.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/258/021_3.jpg)
Could one of these guys be SickDeathFiend, creator of this masterpiece?[/i]
The vid is awful, an excellent example of bad animation, shitty art and terrible music crushed together in a massive bowl of horrendous...but apparently, it is the source of much adulation and DA circle jerk style critique by its viewers.
Superskunk: "dood u r the most detailed person i hve seen so far i liked wen the zombies ate clemens tht was sick but u actually showed every part of the body...k nvm best zombie flick i ever seen o.o"
Valor37: "very nice animation though.....and wuz good wit the other guy"
...oh the humanity.
Conclusion: awful anime crap with goofy gore for people who are too young/too retarded to watch a proper horror movie.