Post by Rai Chiller on Feb 14, 2010 20:11:42 GMT -6
The Epic Ballad Sung on the Fateful Night of February 13th... V_V
Copy and pasted directly from the archives of said night. Modified to be viewed by humans.
You read it from top to bottom, unlike most things taken from the Cbox.
A song by Mr. Merchant and Basil. Featuring Guest artist Matt.
Basil :♫ Song time, Matt
Matt : When Baron came back.
Basil : Ameh don't leeeeaaaave
Basil : Whoa whoa
Mr. Merchant : Heh.
Matt : And you told him to be Cosby and lie to the whole site about it.
Basil : HAHA
Matt : And that went on for a month.
Matt : And then we found out.
Chinese New Year Song : Fuck you
Mr. Merchant : Amy, I can understand you wanting to get away from the site. But don't LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Matt : HA
Mr. Merchant : Har.
V8 : If that was the last time
Basil : I never meant to hurt youuuuuuu, but I was like riiiiiight all along
V8 : Then yeah.
Zhi's cousin : Ha
Zhi's cousin : Ha this
Zhi's cousin : Ha that
Zhi's cousin : Ha over here
Zhi's cousin : Bitc
Matt : That isn't the last time.
Basil : And everyone else was being mean and shit
Matt : But I don't feel like going down this path.
Basil : Whoa whoa whoa
Zhi's cousin : You're first
Matt : Usually someone else does.
Zhi's cousin : -Tackles Basil with the dragon-
Mr. Merchant : Orlly?
Matt : So, Rai take my place *tags rai*
V8 : Amy, don't leave.
Matt : gogogo
Mr. Merchant : AMMMMY DON'T GOOO!
Basil : I tried to blame others for my fuck upppppp whoa whoa
Mr. Merchant : YOU MEANT SO MUUUUUUUUCH TO ME!
Amy : It's already decided.
Basil : But it backfired
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Basil : SHANANANA
Matt : ONLY I CAN SING.
Mr. Merchant : IT'S ALL VEEEEEEEEEETAS FAULT SO HE CAN BE A DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
Matt : ha douchefuck
V8 : Amy! I don't mean to...
Matt : I mean RAMS NOOOO
Basil : And then I fooled Song into finding me dragon pr : nz
Zhi's cousin : Amy
Zhi's cousin : Don't go
Matt : Ha
Basil : Anyway where was IIIII??
Basil : WHOA WHOA
The Azn : Don't go
Matt : The Song.
The Azn : Or else
Basil : OH YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE
The Azn : We'll sing this
V8 : Amy, don't leave...
Mr. Merchant : HE BLAMED IT ON ME, BUT IT WAS ALLLLL HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAULT
Matt : Oh shit.
Matt : When he say song
V8 : Goddamnit.
Matt : It says song
Basil : YEAH WHO WHO YEEEEAAH
Azn : Bitch
Matt : oh shi
Azn : Still got 2 : more names
Azn : Plenty of time
Azn : Better yet
Matt : I guess this was your back up Rai.
V8 : This time it's COGS's fucking fault.
Mr. Merchant : AMY COME BACK.
Matt : Clever I say.
Basil : A SOMEONE NAMED AMY WHO MUST NOT LEAVE BECAUSE OF VETA'S DICKERY
Azn : I'll go asian
Matt : Clever indeed...
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Matt : song song song
Basil : SHANANANA
Azn : ....
Azn : What
Azn : I'll go asian
Matt : Say your name.
Mr. Merchant : WE'LL NEVER CALL YOU RAMS EVVVVVVVVVVVVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
Azn : WTF
Azn : Damn it
Azn : Took my word A-z-n
Mr. Merchant : UNLESS MATT DOES. THEN I GUESS WE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!
Matt : RAMS ISNT BAD.
Basil : IF SHE LEAVES SHE'LL LEAVE US IN A GAY SAUSAGE FEST WITH KONG....WHOAAAAAA
V8 : Why am I a douchbag?
Matt : That's true.
V8 : I just told tge truth.
Basil : AND NOBODY WAAANTS DAT DAWG
Mr. Merchant : WITHOUT YOU IT'S JUST CINDY AND SHE'S BASICALLY A MAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Matt : Ew man lady
Mr. Merchant : WHOA WHOA WHOA
Basil : SHANANANANANA
Basil : AMEH PUTS THE ROCK IN DEAD RISING
Mr. Merchant : WE'D HAVE TO REEEEEEEEEEPLAAAAAAAAAAACE YOU WITH KOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
Matt : Theres no rock in dead rising.
Basil : AND DUN TELL MEH THERE'S NO ROCK IN DEAD RISINGGGG
Basil : WHOA WHOA WHOAAA
Matt : SHANANANANANA
Mr. Merchant : IT'S PART OF THE SOOOOOOOOOONG DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Mr. Merchant : *Intricate dance moves time/guitar solo*
: Basil : AND SONG IS CRAP AT ANIMMEEEEE
V8 : Seesh. I hope Amy comes back.
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Matt : She better. That was an awesome song.
Basil : *keyboard solo*
Matt : Goddamn it Rai.
Mr. Merchant : WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!
Basil : OOOOH YEEEAHAHHHHH
Basil : DON'T LEAVE US AMEH
Mr. Merchant : BARON WILL ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE US WITHOUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Matt : It was a Duet. With Rai and Basil.
Matt : Like, gay
Basil : THIS PLACE WOULD SUCCUMB TO ASS HERPES IN SECOOOONDS
Mr. Merchant : WHICH WOULD TOTALLY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Basil : Join, Matt, rock for Amy
Basil : ROCK FOR AMMYYYYYY
Basil : SHANANAN
Matt : Only if I can say shanananananana
Mr. Merchant : SUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Basil : YES? SAY SHANANANANA
Matt : SHANANANANANA
Matt : I'm done.
Mr. Merchant : LAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALALALA!
Basil : SAVE AMEHHHH
V8 : Amy believes me now, right? That's enough not to get me pissed.
V8 : But I hopes she comes back.
Basil : AMEH COME BACK WHOA WHOA WE NEEEED YOU
Mr. Merchant : VETA IS A DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WE KNOW BUT DON'T LEAVE US FOR THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
Matt : Turn off the CENSORSHIP on s o n g
Basil : WE NEEEED YOU SO BAD
V8 : Eh, she'll be back.
Basil : WHOOOAAA WHOOAAAA
Basil : IL N'Y A RIEN A REGRETTER, AMYYYY
Mr. Merchant : WHO WILL WE HAVE TO PLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?
Basil : SO COME BACK NAOOO
Mr. Merchant : I STILL REMEMBER THE JOY WEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TOGETHER IN THE BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNING!!!!!!!!!
Matt : http //www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Okhbb3w1M Here's my musical contribution.
V8 : ...
Mr. Merchant : OR ELSE THE AZNS WILL COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Matt : And it fits.
Matt : IT FITS.
Basil : I STILL REMEMBER...ERR...STUFF
V8 : Why is it that I makes enemies.
Mr. Merchant : BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Basil : PLEAAASE AMMMYYYYYY COME BACK
Basil : WE DUN WANT TO LOOOOSE YOU
Mr. Merchant : *Second epic guitar solo*
Mr. Merchant : *Tap dance*
Basil : *keyboard solo*
Mr. Merchant : AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Merchant : *Lights dim*
Mr. Merchant : *Stage sets on fire*
Basil : DUN LEAVE US NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Basil : YEAH
V8 : Why does Amy even think I want her to leave? What did I say?
Basil : *final drum beat*♫
Mr. Merchant : *Crowd cheers until they die of lung cancer*
Mr. Merchant : v_v
Matt : Anyway
Mr. Merchant : *Bows*
Copy and pasted directly from the archives of said night. Modified to be viewed by humans.
You read it from top to bottom, unlike most things taken from the Cbox.
A song by Mr. Merchant and Basil. Featuring Guest artist Matt.
Basil :♫ Song time, Matt
Matt : When Baron came back.
Basil : Ameh don't leeeeaaaave
Basil : Whoa whoa
Mr. Merchant : Heh.
Matt : And you told him to be Cosby and lie to the whole site about it.
Basil : HAHA
Matt : And that went on for a month.
Matt : And then we found out.
Chinese New Year Song : Fuck you
Mr. Merchant : Amy, I can understand you wanting to get away from the site. But don't LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Matt : HA
Mr. Merchant : Har.
V8 : If that was the last time
Basil : I never meant to hurt youuuuuuu, but I was like riiiiiight all along
V8 : Then yeah.
Zhi's cousin : Ha
Zhi's cousin : Ha this
Zhi's cousin : Ha that
Zhi's cousin : Ha over here
Zhi's cousin : Bitc
Matt : That isn't the last time.
Basil : And everyone else was being mean and shit
Matt : But I don't feel like going down this path.
Basil : Whoa whoa whoa
Zhi's cousin : You're first
Matt : Usually someone else does.
Zhi's cousin : -Tackles Basil with the dragon-
Mr. Merchant : Orlly?
Matt : So, Rai take my place *tags rai*
V8 : Amy, don't leave.
Matt : gogogo
Mr. Merchant : AMMMMY DON'T GOOO!
Basil : I tried to blame others for my fuck upppppp whoa whoa
Mr. Merchant : YOU MEANT SO MUUUUUUUUCH TO ME!
Amy : It's already decided.
Basil : But it backfired
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Basil : SHANANANA
Matt : ONLY I CAN SING.
Mr. Merchant : IT'S ALL VEEEEEEEEEETAS FAULT SO HE CAN BE A DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
Matt : ha douchefuck
V8 : Amy! I don't mean to...
Matt : I mean RAMS NOOOO
Basil : And then I fooled Song into finding me dragon pr : nz
Zhi's cousin : Amy
Zhi's cousin : Don't go
Matt : Ha
Basil : Anyway where was IIIII??
Basil : WHOA WHOA
The Azn : Don't go
Matt : The Song.
The Azn : Or else
Basil : OH YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE
The Azn : We'll sing this
V8 : Amy, don't leave...
Mr. Merchant : HE BLAMED IT ON ME, BUT IT WAS ALLLLL HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAULT
Matt : Oh shit.
Matt : When he say song
V8 : Goddamnit.
Matt : It says song
Basil : YEAH WHO WHO YEEEEAAH
Azn : Bitch
Matt : oh shi
Azn : Still got 2 : more names
Azn : Plenty of time
Azn : Better yet
Matt : I guess this was your back up Rai.
V8 : This time it's COGS's fucking fault.
Mr. Merchant : AMY COME BACK.
Matt : Clever I say.
Basil : A SOMEONE NAMED AMY WHO MUST NOT LEAVE BECAUSE OF VETA'S DICKERY
Azn : I'll go asian
Matt : Clever indeed...
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Matt : song song song
Basil : SHANANANA
Azn : ....
Azn : What
Azn : I'll go asian
Matt : Say your name.
Mr. Merchant : WE'LL NEVER CALL YOU RAMS EVVVVVVVVVVVVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
Azn : WTF
Azn : Damn it
Azn : Took my word A-z-n
Mr. Merchant : UNLESS MATT DOES. THEN I GUESS WE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!
Matt : RAMS ISNT BAD.
Basil : IF SHE LEAVES SHE'LL LEAVE US IN A GAY SAUSAGE FEST WITH KONG....WHOAAAAAA
V8 : Why am I a douchbag?
Matt : That's true.
V8 : I just told tge truth.
Basil : AND NOBODY WAAANTS DAT DAWG
Mr. Merchant : WITHOUT YOU IT'S JUST CINDY AND SHE'S BASICALLY A MAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Matt : Ew man lady
Mr. Merchant : WHOA WHOA WHOA
Basil : SHANANANANANA
Basil : AMEH PUTS THE ROCK IN DEAD RISING
Mr. Merchant : WE'D HAVE TO REEEEEEEEEEPLAAAAAAAAAAACE YOU WITH KOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
Matt : Theres no rock in dead rising.
Basil : AND DUN TELL MEH THERE'S NO ROCK IN DEAD RISINGGGG
Basil : WHOA WHOA WHOAAA
Matt : SHANANANANANA
Mr. Merchant : IT'S PART OF THE SOOOOOOOOOONG DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Mr. Merchant : *Intricate dance moves time/guitar solo*
: Basil : AND SONG IS CRAP AT ANIMMEEEEE
V8 : Seesh. I hope Amy comes back.
Basil : WHOA WHOA
Matt : She better. That was an awesome song.
Basil : *keyboard solo*
Matt : Goddamn it Rai.
Mr. Merchant : WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!
Basil : OOOOH YEEEAHAHHHHH
Basil : DON'T LEAVE US AMEH
Mr. Merchant : BARON WILL ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE US WITHOUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Matt : It was a Duet. With Rai and Basil.
Matt : Like, gay
Basil : THIS PLACE WOULD SUCCUMB TO ASS HERPES IN SECOOOONDS
Mr. Merchant : WHICH WOULD TOTALLY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Basil : Join, Matt, rock for Amy
Basil : ROCK FOR AMMYYYYYY
Basil : SHANANAN
Matt : Only if I can say shanananananana
Mr. Merchant : SUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Basil : YES? SAY SHANANANANA
Matt : SHANANANANANA
Matt : I'm done.
Mr. Merchant : LAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALALALA!
Basil : SAVE AMEHHHH
V8 : Amy believes me now, right? That's enough not to get me pissed.
V8 : But I hopes she comes back.
Basil : AMEH COME BACK WHOA WHOA WE NEEEED YOU
Mr. Merchant : VETA IS A DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WE KNOW BUT DON'T LEAVE US FOR THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
Matt : Turn off the CENSORSHIP on s o n g
Basil : WE NEEEED YOU SO BAD
V8 : Eh, she'll be back.
Basil : WHOOOAAA WHOOAAAA
Basil : IL N'Y A RIEN A REGRETTER, AMYYYY
Mr. Merchant : WHO WILL WE HAVE TO PLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?
Basil : SO COME BACK NAOOO
Mr. Merchant : I STILL REMEMBER THE JOY WEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TOGETHER IN THE BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNING!!!!!!!!!
Matt : http //www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Okhbb3w1M Here's my musical contribution.
V8 : ...
Mr. Merchant : OR ELSE THE AZNS WILL COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Matt : And it fits.
Matt : IT FITS.
Basil : I STILL REMEMBER...ERR...STUFF
V8 : Why is it that I makes enemies.
Mr. Merchant : BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Basil : PLEAAASE AMMMYYYYYY COME BACK
Basil : WE DUN WANT TO LOOOOSE YOU
Mr. Merchant : *Second epic guitar solo*
Mr. Merchant : *Tap dance*
Basil : *keyboard solo*
Mr. Merchant : AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Merchant : *Lights dim*
Mr. Merchant : *Stage sets on fire*
Basil : DUN LEAVE US NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Basil : YEAH
V8 : Why does Amy even think I want her to leave? What did I say?
Basil : *final drum beat*♫
Mr. Merchant : *Crowd cheers until they die of lung cancer*
Mr. Merchant : v_v
Matt : Anyway
Mr. Merchant : *Bows*