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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 3:19:20 GMT -6
ENTER!
My name is Pirouette St. Wolf De Glace XII. To most of you, I am known as Aussie, but now, on this night, I shall reveal myself to you, as Pirouette The Magnificent!
I am a psychic, a medium. I can read the future. Gaze into my crystal ball, pick a tarot card, drink some yak blood from this skull and poke this saucy looking voodoo doll.
Yes, YES! You are ready. Now, ask me any question about your future, and I will tell you what happens. Whether how you die or if you'll ever find true love, I can answer them all.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Mar 23, 2010 4:52:59 GMT -6
Will Slayer ever become a transsexual? ![:P](http://left4deadforums.com/images/smilies/zombie/blanksmile.gif)
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 5:48:36 GMT -6
Hmm, the Haitian has asked.
OH MAGICAL BALL OF ICE, DON'T LET THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND FORCED MINERS GO TO WASTE! MASTER KOESAN DEMANDS YOUR ANSWER TO HIS QUESTION: WILL THE POSTER KNOWN AS SLAYER GET A VAGINA???
Shh! The crystal ball is thinking. Here, drink some yak blood to pass the time.
Hmm, it says "where a circle begins."
I can only think that means he tried to, or was going to, but was either not allowed to get the operation, decided against it, came to his senses or couldn't afford it, thanks to America's terrible health care system. Shame on you!
Come now, the hunk of crystal is hungry for more!
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Post by Veta on Mar 23, 2010 6:12:37 GMT -6
Will I ever successfully go into college, causing a chain reaction that will end up with me reuniting with my childhood friend of 10 years and become a doctor with said friend by my side as a nurse?
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 7:00:43 GMT -6
OI, CRYSTAL BALL! HERE VETA'S CRIES! WILL HE EVER GET INTO COLLEGE, AND WILL HE EVER BE ABLE TO STUDY MEDICINE...and some other crap about a friend or something...
VETA!
The crystal ball says you can get into college, if you study more, however it DEMANDS to know what branch of medicine you intend to study.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2010 14:14:01 GMT -6
Will I regret asking you this?
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 23, 2010 14:26:33 GMT -6
Hey Crystal ball, I wanna know if Baron will ever be less fail in the future. And if not, how much worse will his fail get? Also, will Will's Mom ever be stopped?
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 15:43:58 GMT -6
Will I regret asking you this? Yes, but only because the answer to your future question will lead to you being outed as a sexual deviant.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 15:49:39 GMT -6
Hey Crystal ball, I wanna know if Baron will ever be less fail in the future. And if not, how much worse will his fail get? Also, will Will's Mom ever be stopped? OH CRYSTAL BALL, MOST CYSTALLY OF ALL CRYSTAL BALLS, RIDDLE ME THIS: WILL THE BEHEMOTH THAT IS KNOWN AS WILL'S MOM EVER BE STOPPED, AND IF SO, HOW?? AND IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, WILL BARON EVER BE "LESS FAIL" IN THE NEAR FUTURE. Quiet! It's thinking. Rai, the crystal ball has a calculator built in (got it from Japan) and is telling me it would take 4 million bathtubs of napalm, 1 trillion hammocks of electric gel, 4 small nuclear bombs and 2.6 larger nuclear bombs. And the answer to your first question, is that "no, and a lot."
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Post by Veta on Mar 23, 2010 16:59:03 GMT -6
Well, ya see, there's this girl who I've known for like ten years, and she and I was gonna see each other in college. I was wondering if my time with her if and when I meet her will be an enjoyable one, since I have nevwr met her. Also. I wish to study surgery, but specidically, dunno. General until I conaider other fields, like cariac or plastic.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Mar 23, 2010 18:07:40 GMT -6
And the answer to your first question, is that "no, and a lot." -_- Will Rai ever accept the fact I am not a newbie any more? .... And, ironically, the fact that I spell better then him?
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 23, 2010 18:52:27 GMT -6
And the answer to your first question, is that "no, and a lot." -_- Will Rai ever accept the fact I am not a newbie any more? .... And, ironically, the fact that I spell better then him? You spell better than me? lolyeahright i dun no wat your talking abot;
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 20:30:37 GMT -6
And the answer to your first question, is that "no, and a lot." -_- Will Rai ever accept the fact I am not a newbie any more? .... And, ironically, the fact that I spell better then him? CRYSTAL BALL, POWERFUL AND DISCO SHINY, WILL RAI EVER ACCEPT THIS COMMIE? It says "no", but it doesn't take a crystal ball stolen from a dying gypsy to tell you that. And you should have used " than" instead of " then."
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 20:38:28 GMT -6
Well, ya see, there's this girl who I've known for like ten years, and she and I was gonna see each other in college. I was wondering if my time with her if and when I meet her will be an enjoyable one, since I have nevwr met her. Also. I wish to study surgery, but specidically, dunno. General until I conaider other fields, like cariac or plastic. CRYSTAL BALL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TALE OF POSSIBLE ROMANCE, TREACHERY AND MEXICAN DOCTORS? It says it wouldn't do well in the box office, but that you will meet up with her in the future, but your fantasy is just that. Fantasy. In regards to becoming a surgeon; can you, considering your disability? I know there are deaf doctors (very rare though) in other branches of medicine, but I'm not sure about surgeons.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 23, 2010 21:06:15 GMT -6
Oh great Crystal Ball, what is the answer to life, the world, and everything?
(inb4fortytwo)
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Post by Veta on Mar 23, 2010 21:12:07 GMT -6
Tell your crystal ball that he sucks.
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Post by cogs on Mar 23, 2010 21:20:02 GMT -6
*Knocks out Aussie and steals crystal ball* ![](http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10004/normal_kangaroo4.jpg) 42!
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 21:23:29 GMT -6
Oh great Crystal Ball, what is the answer to life, the world, and everything? (inb4fortytwo) OH MUTHER FUCKIN' BALL OF MUTHER FUCKIN' CRYSTAL, WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE? ASKS RAI. It says everyone has their own destiny. The answer to your life is to live it up before you reach 42, cause it ain't going to end well. I'll just tell you this - be wary of scientologists, large sex toys covered in pins and furries. I don't want to talk anymore about this, because it makes me want to cry. OH CRYSTAL BALL, WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING? It does not understand what you mean, however it will redirect you to a sire called "wikipedia" where you shall find what you want about the earth; including the water cycle, the nitro cycle, the menstrual cycle, motorcycles, the moon's cycles, the breeding cycle, the pie cycle, the depression cycle, the plant growth cycle, the wind cycle, the cyclone cycle and the age cycle.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 21:25:06 GMT -6
Tell your crystal ball that he sucks. OH MAGICAL CRYSTAL BALL, VETA DOES NOT CARE YOU YOU AT ALL! It is saying some awful things right now, that I shall not repeat out of fear of being banned from the site by any member that were to read it.
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Post by Veta on Mar 23, 2010 21:28:41 GMT -6
Tell your crystal ball what were to become of my future, assuming deafies are only challenged by the... Deafness, and is not restricted any other way. Also, said friend said that she was gonna be a surgical aide by my side. SHE CAN HEAR.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 23, 2010 22:42:08 GMT -6
CRYSTAL, OH CRYSTAL BALL. BRING ME TO HEAVEN AND SHOW US VETA'S FUTURE! YES, YES! PUSH IT!
DINGDINGDING
Hmm, it's quite interesting seeing how different a person's future can be depending on their decisions. For example, if you were to do really well and put in the effort (and it would be A LOT of effort - med school is not something you can simply get into by doing nothing, and once your dead the real hard stuff comes) you could become a doctor. Your friend who can hear will change her mind though. She'll become a pediatric nurse, after a life changing moment (but this isn't her future!). However, just slack off and you can kiss those dreams good bye.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Mar 24, 2010 4:46:08 GMT -6
-_- Will Rai ever accept the fact I am not a newbie any more? .... And, ironically, the fact that I spell better then him? CRYSTAL BALL, POWERFUL AND DISCO SHINY, WILL RAI EVER ACCEPT THIS COMMIE? It says "no", but it doesn't take a crystal ball stolen from a dying gypsy to tell you that. And you should have used " than" instead of " then." This is the god damned internet. Everybody uses "then"; GOD! Will Pirate ever lrn2internet?
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 24, 2010 4:52:08 GMT -6
Yes, you're right. People do incorrectly use then instead of than (and vice-versa) on the internet. Not people I like to associate myself with, but people nonetheless. However, not all of them use it in the same sentence when saying that they spell better than another person. Something you are GUILTY of!
THE CRYSTAL BALL WANTS US TO BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! KILL HIM! LIKE A PHOENIX, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WILL RISE FROM THE FLAMES!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 14:30:59 GMT -6
Oh Crystal Ball, may we eat him?
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Post by Rai Chiller on Mar 24, 2010 15:13:45 GMT -6
CRYSTAL BALL, POWERFUL AND DISCO SHINY, WILL RAI EVER ACCEPT THIS COMMIE? It says "no", but it doesn't take a crystal ball stolen from a dying gypsy to tell you that. And you should have used " than" instead of " then." This is the god damned internet. Everybody uses "then"; GOD! Will Pirate ever lrn2internet? Pirate's response to Baron's fail question = Win Oh Crystal Ball, Crystal Ball on the wall, how many times can Baron possibly fail? Also, just because the internet is awful at grammar does not protect you from the wrath of the CRYSTAL BALL.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 24, 2010 15:35:44 GMT -6
Oh Crystal Ball, may we eat him? CRYSTAL TO THE B-A-L-L! AFTER WE HAVE ROASTED THIS HEATHEN, MAY WE CONSUME HIS FLESH? The crystal ball says it's fine by it, but doing so may give us a form of hepatitis.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 24, 2010 15:38:03 GMT -6
This is the god damned internet. Everybody uses "then"; GOD! Will Pirate ever lrn2internet? Pirate's response to Baron's fail question = Win Oh Crystal Ball, Crystal Ball on the wall, how many times can Baron possibly fail? Also, just because the Internet is awful at grammar does not protect you from the wrath of the CRYSTAL BALL. *dancing on stilts* COME ON CRYSTAL BALL, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE? HOW MANY TIMES CAN THIS... ENGLISH DEGENERATE... RAPE OUR PRECIOUS LANGUAGE AND FAIL? The crystal ball says many, many times.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Mar 24, 2010 15:41:43 GMT -6
Yes, you're right. People do incorrectly use then instead of than (and vice-versa) on the internet. Not people I like to associate myself with, but people nonetheless. However, not all of them use it in the same sentence when saying that they spell better than another person. Something you are GUILTY of! THE CRYSTAL BALL WANTS US TO BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! KILL HIM! LIKE A PHOENIX, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WILL RISE FROM THE FLAMES!FOOL! Âàø ÿçûê FAIL! ÐÓÑÑÊÈÉ íàñòèãíåò âàñ! Âñòàíü íà êîëåíè ïåðåä ìîãóùåñòâîì AWESOME íîâîãî Ñîþçíîãî Ñîâåòà! Äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ëåíèí! (What I said has NOTHING to do with Communists taking over the world and the Russian language... ...I swear >_>)
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Post by Kong The Jester on Mar 24, 2010 18:58:01 GMT -6
Will I ever become a famous video game designer?
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Mar 24, 2010 19:30:44 GMT -6
OH CRYSTAL BALL, CRYSTAL BALL, WHY DON'T YOU CALL? LET'S DEFY GRAVITY AND SEE IF OUR FRIEND KONG HERE MEETS HIS ASPIRATIONS.
Hmm. Technically no, in that video game designers aren't famous. Like at all. However, you do help design several games that become massive hits. Including Sims 5 expansion packs: "Lady Gaga Clothes and Hair" and "Slightly Racist Signs", as well as "GTA 5: Back to San Andreas...Again" and "Resident Evil Outbreak File #4".
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