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Post by Rai Chiller on May 24, 2010 16:19:13 GMT -6
Aliens: The Choose Your Own Adventure Adventure Tale Story You wake up in a tube of sleepiness. Your mind has been played with by millions of poison laced needles. ALIENS anal-probed your ass. Also, you have a hangover. Yeah, your life is pretty awful right now. You have a huge headache and your asshole hurts like someone shoved a midget into it. You puke up a few pints of orange juice, but you don't really remember why that even happened at all. You don't even fucking like oranges. After getting out of the tube, you wander around the large pink room that's decorated with portraits of people that look like your mom, only they're dudes. Holy shit, you heard a noise from the other side of the purple frilly door next to your tube! The FUCK you gonna do, man?! A]__ Hide behind your tube, you little leprechaun, you! B]__ Go back in the tube. It's liek, totally TUBEular. C]__ Bang on the door like a retarded monkey slave child. D]__ ACCEPT THE WILL OF YOUR ALIENS OVERLORDS.
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Post by Song Nai on May 24, 2010 16:20:40 GMT -6
B
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on May 24, 2010 16:21:33 GMT -6
C
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Post by Veta on May 24, 2010 16:37:50 GMT -6
B.
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Post by Rai Chiller on May 24, 2010 16:53:03 GMT -6
You hop into your tube like a good little monkey, unaware that the noise was simply a buzzing in your head from your hardcore headache. You hop down from your tube after about five minutes, because you hear laughter from above. Probably because the thing watching you on the cameras thinks you look like a fucking retard. After a few minutes of looking cock-eyed in the corner, a thing appears out of the frilly purple door. It flaps open it's vagina mouth and begins to speak: "WERCOME TO OUR SPACESHIP, RITTRE EARFLING. I HOPE YOU RIKE EEHT A ROT. MAH NAME IS JULUBONG, BUT YOU CAN CARR MEH KULIPOFOFACE." You are startled by it's friendly greeting. Beginning to regain your senses from the shock of it's vagina mouth, you think of what you should do... A]__ Attempt to seduce Julubong with your smexehness. (WARNING: Will never work out) B]__ Attempt to disarm him... In conversation. Then punch him in the vagina mouth and run. It's not EXACTLY fisting... C]__ Go along with him, PITIFUL EARTHLING. D]__ Hide in a corner, again, PITIFUL EARFLINGUH.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on May 24, 2010 16:54:42 GMT -6
B
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Post by Song Nai on May 24, 2010 16:56:33 GMT -6
B
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Post by Veta on May 24, 2010 17:08:02 GMT -6
B.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jun 1, 2010 17:26:44 GMT -6
Update naow beotch.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Jun 1, 2010 19:14:29 GMT -6
A.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 2, 2010 21:35:46 GMT -6
You take this opportunity to discuss things with Julubong. Like the economy, politics, your sexual preference (It's men, by the way), and your favorite band of all time (Green Day). Julubong is genuinely interested in your shitty life, and you almost feel sad that you have to punch him in the vagina face in about three seconds. But then, you remember he's an alien and his name is fucking Julubong. You falcon punch that bitch in the face immediately. You run out of the room quickly, as Julubong is stunned only for a moment. He takes out his walky-talky that's shaped like a dildo and calls for reinforcements. "CHOO GAIZ! THE PRISONAH HAZ EXCAPEEHD. SEND ALL OOF OUR TROOPZ TO DETENTION BAY 17. YESH, THE ONE SHAPED LIEK HOOKLUARZ'S SPLINGY." He then chases after you. You try to decide which door to take as you hit a pass with about four doors exactly.
They all have signs on them. CHOOSE.
__ A____________B______________C________________D______ (_Pantherz__) (_Army Men_) (_Weapons Depot) (_Will's Mom's Cage_)
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Post by Kong The Jester on Jun 2, 2010 21:43:23 GMT -6
C
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Jun 3, 2010 2:15:06 GMT -6
D
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Post by notazombienomnomno on Jun 6, 2010 5:28:29 GMT -6
D I have a "friend" named will(but really i hate him)
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Post by Veta on Jun 13, 2010 16:46:36 GMT -6
D. They will never think about going in.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2010 14:00:00 GMT -6
C.
I wanna see guns!
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Post by thezawmbee on Nov 13, 2010 4:25:21 GMT -6
D. UPDATE NOW PLEASE?
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Nov 13, 2010 22:15:32 GMT -6
D.
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