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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 22, 2010 22:49:35 GMT -6
my murtal kamhbaht a fanfiction by xXdarkprinc369Xx khaprert one tournement ala kombat the day sturted out reletivally gud. skorpiun took a dive in the rivur ner his hous. when suddenlt suberoz leaped out of the water. suberos looked towardz skorpiun and said 'i khallenge u 2 MORTAL COMBAHT.' then skorpiun called him an illiterate cuntmuffin for saying 'combat' instead of 'kombat'. jesus wat a fucktard. suzbero than shotted ice at him n thay dualed. they dualed until the sun went down towards china and than sum. "enough' shoutad zubsero. "we must sattle our differances in a tournament to tha dead. i kall upon the most deadliest wurriurs in all tha land to fight in kombat and stuft." skurpian nodded. 'gud idea than we kould stop this usealedss fighting and fight like real man in arenas." 'ya i no rite?' cubmero agrreeduh. it was than that the grandmastah of funk appeared in front of them: shag tongue 'oh shitty fuck bags what the hells' hubsmero swore. skirpian smacked him on tha head with a machine gun he found at his pocket. 'shaddup fagbreath fucknose.' shag tongue lifted his hands of steal and smpoked: 'i hereby kall upone all u bitch asses out thar ho want to kik azz in tha arena ala KUMBAGT. WITH MORTALZ." just than they was all teleparted to an eyeland in the midle of the ohcean. 'oh krap balls.' lub-zsero sed tha turnimant has began.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 7, 2010 20:59:23 GMT -6
kahpte rtwo baraka vers skirpaon after tha krue waz on te eyeland tings begun to heat up. skarpup gazed towerd subgero and bgun yellin at it. "FUKIN DAM YOU FER GUTTING US ENTO TIS MESSS!" sbuzero was appealed at how honast skorpukk waz bean. it turned him in. "eh skorskot, y dont ya kum a litl klotheser to meee." "u gotta be joshgin. i aint kumin no ware neer u, naught evan with a tenf oot pool." suddenly shag-tongue telefaported in frunt of de kontastints-. "all u fuks batter be reddy to fite 4 te rite to be alife kuz the fisrt matkh is sturtin. Jkropieon, labarka, you fuks are up." sonya sterted jumpin upn down in angur. he berasts jigle iwth her and whole fiters glarred. "butttt mistr shag-tongue eyeeee wunted to fight barlaka it waz my dreeeeeem." shag-tongue bit his bottom lip and paused than he sed "mebbe we kan wurk sumthin oot. kum by my oriffice ladder and well disgust this farther." then he poofed away. Lakaka walkd up to harplion. "you fuk you bettar tbe reeedy to dye kuz imma brung the hert all over your face just liek i did 2 yer mom LOL" skirpon waz hert by this nusty werds of payn. butt he new he must beet balaka n bekum te khempaeon of tha tirnomant. tha kurtans rose n te fite waz begun. skurpown bakflip in behin of kabeaka n he stab him in hart wit bayonett. harbraka turn around and beet skarpones face in with random fulding chaire. flubzero kalled out from the audennz and stert krying. "u kant taek uway mai one ture lobe!!!!" hubzero bakflip on tup of garaka n puntch him in krocth. barala imedately dead. shurpeon pulled a lawnmower out of his face n kiked tubzero. "U STOLE KIL. YOU FUKIN AZZHOLE!" shag-tongue appear in midle of stag "it apear iz subkorpion the whinner. i award him with the rewerd of bein alife for and other dey n he getz a ttunna sadnwitch. congradulation." shag-tongue disapared in a kloud o liqid nightrogeene witch kil whoel audienc imdieately. skturpion bichslapp dubzero and wulk awey. it were gonna be loooong tarnomint.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Feb 17, 2011 20:44:03 GMT -6
khaptur iii lew kong vrs suzbzero skerpwn wuz walkin round te fite arenaa n tinkin bout stiuff "i wunder wen naxt fite iz" he deply sighd "i wan go home 2 mai wive n kits" "LOL ur wive n kits nice try bud butt i no u don have gurlfrend." sudzero lold "nixt tiem cum up wiht moar relistic ekscuse kay?' 'u fuk i actual hav wive and kid' slutpion protasted 'they mean wurld 2 meee' sudenly sonya walk down arena herr bobs buncin up n down it waz liek pinpong balz unly bigar cuz she is sexxxi. "i sea u haz hardnes fer sunya.' su8bhzero grined 'gtfo an stp lukin at mai pants' scorpent wlked away imbarasedly shag-tongue unfulded en frunt of al th e contastents in tha meating hal. "alrite u fagss is time fer nazxt rite nextup ez subero n lung kawgn su git yer bich asssz in mai arena fore i rap yo titties good" he dispered in cloud of mustard gas tat killed haf of the oter fiters that wasnt importent. suvbcero n jew kane step on arena n began maych. lou jane leeped fiddy feat in ayer n landd on top of peenut vender kids rushd down frum seets n tuk free peenuts. subb tuk out katanaas an sterted walkin rund arena swingin randemlee goo fang tuk thes operatunity 2 stab zub en tha bak zeo was unaffacted cuz he casted cur al ailmints b4 tha mach so he wuz K. 'buszreo! use yer majik sord oif grooviness on yew rang!" skyourpwn yalled frum sidelyne 'thes iz gud edvice' sub sed to himsalf he puled out sord n sliced que tang in half. 'u haz one ultimaet prise' shag tongue bouncd frum above unto arena 'you can haz live for nother dai FITE DISMISED FAGGORTS' he claped his hands n erryon was bak in the meating hawl to aweit next fite the day of rekoning were koming
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Feb 22, 2011 20:12:31 GMT -6
Oh shit, it just got Stephen King up in this bitch...
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