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Post by Song Nai on Jul 7, 2010 12:10:54 GMT -6
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Jul 7, 2010 12:14:18 GMT -6
D Then C, E
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Post by Song Nai on Jul 7, 2010 12:51:08 GMT -6
You decide you need a weapon and quick. You don't know what the danger is, only that a weapon should give you a fighting chance. Looking around, your eyes rest upon a 2X4 lying nearby. Grabbing the piece of construction wood, you heft it up and use a few practice swings to get used to it. By now, you see what all the fuss is about. These...monsters are shambling towards people, devouring all those they can get their rotten hands on. Turning your sight away from their latest victim, you quickly decide that safety is in numbers. Scanning around, you see a group of four people quickly pushing various tables and other equipment onto the entrance of a store. Running over, you are about to open your mouth when one of them pulls out a gun and aims at you. Before the person can pull the trigger though, another shoves him and yells loudly. "Don't waste bullets!" The last person turns toward you and speaks. "If you can understand me, then raise your hands and drop your weapon!" You obey without question to appease them and they all accept it as enough. As you run over holding your weapon, the gunner points at you and tells you to help barricade the door. Again, you obey without question. 10 minutes later, you all are safely secured in Colombian Roastmasters with 3 others. What do you do? Introduce yourself
Establish yourself as leader
[C] Ask what is going on
[D] Peer outside
[E] Get something to eat now in case you don't later
Pick two
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Jul 7, 2010 13:00:15 GMT -6
A E NOW
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Post by Tbone on Jul 7, 2010 13:03:53 GMT -6
A & E.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jul 7, 2010 13:11:52 GMT -6
C E
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Post by Song Nai on Jul 7, 2010 14:16:07 GMT -6
"Okay, my name is Thomas Alacarte, who are you guys?" The gunner said. "I'm Shen Nai." "Michelle Feltz" All three of them turn to look at you. "My name is...OH CRAP!" The three look at you in confusion at first but then follow your line of sight and see the barricade that everyone erected slowly being pushed through by zombies. As the moans grow closer, everyone pulls out a weapon and thinks on their next move. Thomas clutches the handgun he has and says that everyone should hide in the store. Shen, holding a baseball bat, says to fight their way out. Michelle says everyone should reinforce the barricade. What do you do? DUE TO THE DIRE SITUATION, YOU COULD NOT GRAB ANY FOOD Agree with Thomas
Agree with Shen
[C] Agree with Michelle
[D] CYOA - WARNING, 50% CHANCE DEATH
Pick one
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Jul 7, 2010 17:02:12 GMT -6
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOW WE WILL DIE OF HUNGER
B/Shen. Idk/Idc What Choice It Is, Just FIGHT!!!
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Post by Tbone on Jul 8, 2010 15:34:47 GMT -6
B, though I would like an estimate as to the amount of the zombies that there are.
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Post by Song Nai on Jul 8, 2010 15:45:09 GMT -6
With a votes of two to one in three situations, everyone has to agree with Shen's plan. As Shen takes point with you backing him up, Thomas stands in front of Michelle with his gun raised while the woman stands defenseless. When the first zombie breaks through, Shen swings his bat down on it's head. The force of the blow was enough to crush the rotting skull and the undead falls down dead. The new opening is small enough for the zombies to come through only one at a time and Shen is already dealing with them easily. After only 5 minutes, the barricade stops moving. You raise your eyebrows and mutter "That's all?" when everyone relaxes. "Looks like we mistook the number of them trying to break in. Anyways, we better get going." Shen says as he starts pushing the barricade away to make room for someone of his build to pass through without knocking down everything set up. "What? What?!" Michelle screams. "Because, of only...6 zombies found this out of place, what's to say more won't come? The only thing we're accomplishing by staying here is delaying our deaths. I don't know about you guys, but I'm heading out." You look at everyone present and realize that only Shen wants to leave the store. Your eyes dart between Shen who is almost done and Thomas who is still blocking Michelle. What do you do? Try to convince them to come
Leave with Shen
[C] Stay with them
[D] Try to concince Shen to stay
[E] Head out on your own
Pick one OR two
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Post by Tbone on Jul 8, 2010 15:50:15 GMT -6
A
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Jul 16, 2010 0:16:04 GMT -6
D and A
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Post by Rai Chiller on Sept 29, 2012 22:34:01 GMT -6
"Maybe you're right Shen, maybe we should leave this FUCKIN' HELLHOLE." Michelle says as she sharpens her machete with the spinal cord of one of the zombies. "I FUCKIN' agree with Michelle. My name is OH CRAP by the way." You say to everyone. "Nice to meet you OH CRAP. Anyway let's FUCKIN' go." Thomas says, stuffing as many pies into his backpack as he can for the perilous journey. Michelle finishes sharpening her knife and stands up. "Alright, LET'S GO." "Oh fuck." "What is it?" "We've been sitting here so long that Shen left without us anyway." "Oh." "Yeah." " " So you are left alone with Michelle the crazy bitch with a machete randomly and Thomas Alacarte, who is likely a male stripper. Seriously what kind of name is alacarte. "Well okay then, we don't need Shen. We can carry this CYOA by ourselves! Whaddaya say, OH CRAP? LET'S DO THIS." Thomas rallies his two remaining companions. "k" Sez Michelle. "God dammit I fucking hate when you sez that." Thomas frowns. You decide to lead the way, being the brave, noble, and heroic buttfucker you are. You kill shit tons of zombies on your journey through the mall. After 72 hours of adventure, rape, and pillaging, you find that you are back at Colombian Roastmasters and Shen is nowhere to be found. Fuck.
PARTY: Michelle Thomas Alacarte OH CRAP Not Shen Find that motherfucker Shen and KICK HIS ASS for not waiting 2 years for this CYOA to update
Try hitting on Michelle. I fucking dare you.
[C] Hug Thomas Alacarte and steal his wallet while you do it.
[D] CYOA -WARNING! 99.99% CHANCE OF DEATH!-
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Sept 29, 2012 22:35:51 GMT -6
A!
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Post by Kong The Jester on Sept 29, 2012 23:18:18 GMT -6
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Post by Veta on Sept 30, 2012 16:48:37 GMT -6
D!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Sept 30, 2012 21:01:11 GMT -6
"You know what? Let's find Shen." Thomas Alacarte so suavely commands. You and Michelle nod agreeingly, as if forced to by some sick twisted all-knowing voters. "Oh by the way, I'll be calling you O.C from now on, as that sounds like a shitty rapper or a rapist football player name." Michelle says to you. You nod, accepting that O.C is much less confusing for the author to type out. So you and Thomas Alacarte and Michelle scope out paradise plaza, looking for ugly old asian men and finding nothing but ugly rastafarians named Roj and giant lizards. Oh and zombies I guess. Nevertheless there are no almond eyes in this plaza, no sir-ee. "GOD FUCKIN' DAMMIT. We've searched everywhere in this shitty plaza. Where could he be?" Thomas Alacarte begins freaking the fuck out and having a nervous breakdown. You kneel to comfort him, but you smell so shitty after not showering for two years that he passes out. "Suave, O.C." Michelle says to you. You are super enraged at her sarcasm and feel the need to kill something to blow off some steam. You pull out a convenient handgun from your asshole and take a potshot at a nearby zombie. The bullet ricochets off its construction helmet and hits Thomas Alacarte in the eye. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. GAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Thomas Alacarte wakes up and begins crying out in pain as eyeball juice sprays everywhere. You quickly hide the gun in a nearby garbage can before Thomas Alacarte sees you. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?" Your face contorts into some sort of trollface. "God dammit O.C. Do you at least have a badass eyepatch?" "Here." Michelle gives him a convenient eyepatch. In one fell eyepatch swoop, Thomas Alacarte looks a thousand times more badass. You hold up a mirror and Thomas Alacarte inspects his new chizzled jawline and epic mullet. Michelle swoons and falls unconscious. Thomas Alacarte pulls out his inhaler and nods approvingly. "Well I guess I'm not so pissed now, eyepatches do make you look a thousand times more badass. And now this gritty reboot has a handsome eye-patch wearing anti-hero. LET'S FIND SHEN AND KICK HIS ASS." Thomas Alacarte beats his chest and pockets his inhaler. You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing you actually did this man a favor by accidentally shooting him in the eye for no reason. After another 72 hours of raeping around the mall, you find a trail of fortune cookies leading one direction and a trail of soy sauce leading another. The three of you are perplexed as fuck.
PARTY: OH CRAP HP: 69/69 level 1 Thomas Alacarte HP: 88/100 level 0 Michelle HP: 80/80 level 1 Follow the trail of fortune cookies into wonderland plaza
Follow the trail of soy sauce into the restroom
[C] Stay in... Wherever you are and fight a random psycho that Rai is going to make up
[D] Kill off Thomas Alacarte and avenge his death to gain 9000 EXP
[E] Hit on Michelle
[F] Hit on Thomas Alacarte
[G] Go find a taco to heal Thomas Alacarte, then do a breakdance to get Shen's attention. Shen loves breakdancing.
[Z] OH MAH GEWDNESS WUT DA HAYLE CYOA 99.99% CHANCE OF DEATH
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Sept 30, 2012 21:08:57 GMT -6
G, but then beat the SHIT out of him when you've got his attention.
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Post by Tbone on Sept 30, 2012 21:44:31 GMT -6
C
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Post by Veta on Sept 30, 2012 22:46:13 GMT -6
I'm tempted to pick B to find Shen and kick the FUCK out of his ass, but G has tacos. Tacos equals to mexicans. So G.
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Post by Roj on Oct 6, 2012 9:24:25 GMT -6
F is for butt fuck.
It's my desired option as well.
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