Post by Mercury (HG) on Jun 20, 2010 20:07:45 GMT -6
(Check Jonah Redd, they are twins, only J is a green beret)
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR... HEY WAIT A SECOND! IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE! COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
I Am Staff Sargent Troy Redd, And I Am 28 SIR!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
SIR! I Am From Dublin, Ireland! I Reside in Huntington beach, California though! SIR!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
SIR! Im On The Allied Forces! I have Been here For 8 years, same as Jonah!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
My brother covered it, I'm sure, check it out.
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
I Use My Good Looks! What The Fuck Do You Think I Use? Me and assault rifles go together like salad and faggots! Also, I am a pretty strong Irish bastard, so I can go awhile rationless and crush anyone who gets me mad enough.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Trains, Snakes, Medics, Sniping, Anxiety, Leading More Then A Small Team, People screaming at me, being shitted around with... So on...
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! AMERICA'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Fine. *Jumps out window, same as Ace but misses rope ladder and lands on Rai*
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR... HEY WAIT A SECOND! IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE! COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
I Am Staff Sargent Troy Redd, And I Am 28 SIR!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
SIR! I Am From Dublin, Ireland! I Reside in Huntington beach, California though! SIR!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
SIR! Im On The Allied Forces! I have Been here For 8 years, same as Jonah!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
My brother covered it, I'm sure, check it out.
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
I Use My Good Looks! What The Fuck Do You Think I Use? Me and assault rifles go together like salad and faggots! Also, I am a pretty strong Irish bastard, so I can go awhile rationless and crush anyone who gets me mad enough.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Trains, Snakes, Medics, Sniping, Anxiety, Leading More Then A Small Team, People screaming at me, being shitted around with... So on...
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! AMERICA'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Fine. *Jumps out window, same as Ace but misses rope ladder and lands on Rai*