Post by Mercury (HG) on Jun 20, 2010 23:59:46 GMT -6
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SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
SIR! SERGEANT MAJOR JONAH REDD, AND I'M A HONORARY GREEN BERET, AGE 29, SIR!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
I Was Born And Reside In Dublin, Ireland, SIR!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
Ive Been here For 9 Full Years, And i Ain't Leaving Soon, Boyo!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
I was born to a family of Drunks, when I was young I ran away. I lived off the street, Until the church adopted me, and I have been In school Since! I Made It To College, When i needed Money And something to do, so here I am!
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
I Am An Amazing Sniper/Recon Unit, Can Go A Long Time Rationless, and Doesn't Tire Easily, Though I Do Enjoy running through halls screaming and blowing people in half with a shotgun!
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
I'm highly religious, Will never surrender, Cocky, and Unable to hurt friends or leave them behind, Even If they won't make it!
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! Ireland'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Sir Yes Sir! *Grapple Hooks out, then the rope snaps and I land on Roj*
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
SIR! SERGEANT MAJOR JONAH REDD, AND I'M A HONORARY GREEN BERET, AGE 29, SIR!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
I Was Born And Reside In Dublin, Ireland, SIR!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
Ive Been here For 9 Full Years, And i Ain't Leaving Soon, Boyo!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
I was born to a family of Drunks, when I was young I ran away. I lived off the street, Until the church adopted me, and I have been In school Since! I Made It To College, When i needed Money And something to do, so here I am!
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
I Am An Amazing Sniper/Recon Unit, Can Go A Long Time Rationless, and Doesn't Tire Easily, Though I Do Enjoy running through halls screaming and blowing people in half with a shotgun!
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
I'm highly religious, Will never surrender, Cocky, and Unable to hurt friends or leave them behind, Even If they won't make it!
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! Ireland'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Sir Yes Sir! *Grapple Hooks out, then the rope snaps and I land on Roj*