Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2010 20:25:23 GMT -6
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SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
Sir! My name is Brett Spreeden! I am twenty-one years old, I hold the rank of Sergeant!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
Sir! I was born in Brooklyn, New York and currently reside in Las Vegas Nevada!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
I'm with the good old USA, Sir! I have served for only two years,sir!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
Sir, my family has a history with war, My grandfather served in WWII, My uncle in Vietnam, and my father in the Gulf. My Childhood was filled with stories of battle. However I cared little for exploits. What did stay with me as I grew, was a sense of fairness, giving people the benifit of the doubt, and courtesy to women. I myself did not wish to join the military, I studied the culinary arts in college. I was planning to be a baker, but my family forced me into service.
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
Sir! I am a crack-shot with rifles at range, I try not to waste rounds. However, I am not a sniper. I am also proficiant in the use of the flamethrower as well as the martial art, Tae-Kwon-Do sir! On a unrelated note, When faced with prisoners, I always choose the non-lethal route.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Sir! I suffer from Entomophobia, The fear of insects. I simply cannot deal with bugs of any variety. I am easily distracted by atrractive women, and when nevous from women or insects, I grind my teeth. When faced with prisoners, I always choose the non-lethal route.
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! America'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Sir. If I may, This is not my war. *Punches Interviewer in the face*
Did I forget to mention I have trouble with authority figures that yell?
*Exits*
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
Sir! My name is Brett Spreeden! I am twenty-one years old, I hold the rank of Sergeant!
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
Sir! I was born in Brooklyn, New York and currently reside in Las Vegas Nevada!
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
I'm with the good old USA, Sir! I have served for only two years,sir!
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
Sir, my family has a history with war, My grandfather served in WWII, My uncle in Vietnam, and my father in the Gulf. My Childhood was filled with stories of battle. However I cared little for exploits. What did stay with me as I grew, was a sense of fairness, giving people the benifit of the doubt, and courtesy to women. I myself did not wish to join the military, I studied the culinary arts in college. I was planning to be a baker, but my family forced me into service.
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
Sir! I am a crack-shot with rifles at range, I try not to waste rounds. However, I am not a sniper. I am also proficiant in the use of the flamethrower as well as the martial art, Tae-Kwon-Do sir! On a unrelated note, When faced with prisoners, I always choose the non-lethal route.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Sir! I suffer from Entomophobia, The fear of insects. I simply cannot deal with bugs of any variety. I am easily distracted by atrractive women, and when nevous from women or insects, I grind my teeth. When faced with prisoners, I always choose the non-lethal route.
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! America'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Sir. If I may, This is not my war. *Punches Interviewer in the face*
Did I forget to mention I have trouble with authority figures that yell?
*Exits*