Post by Vandy on Jun 30, 2010 15:36:40 GMT -6
Dante is moderately tan, tall, has dark black, shaggy hair, and a 5 o'clock shadow.
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
Primo Caporalmaggiore Dante Boticelli, sir, 36. I'm joining master Vandy's ranks.
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
Venice, Italy to both your fucking questions.
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
The great FSN, sir. Been serving for 17 years.
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
Not much to say. Lived a normal little life and at age 19 I joined the military. A proud member of Lagunari Regiment. Any other stupid, pointless to military, questions?
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
... My gun, dumbass. I'm an expert in Assault Gun, and I'm an expert in Guerilla Warfare Tactics.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Weaknesses, eh? Well, looking at your ugly ass is one. The other is traitors.
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! Italy'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
*grabs gun and shoots drill instructor* He could've been a traitor...
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY FOR COMBAT, HUH?! NAME, AGE AND RANK, MAGGOT!
Primo Caporalmaggiore Dante Boticelli, sir, 36. I'm joining master Vandy's ranks.
WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WUSS? WHAT TOWN OR CITY AND COUNTRY WERE YOU BORN IN? AND WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE?
Venice, Italy to both your fucking questions.
SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG HELL-HOLE TO ME, MAGGOT! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF YOUR HOMELAND?
The great FSN, sir. Been serving for 17 years.
YOU'VE GOT SOME BALLS, LASTING THIS LONG INTO THE INTERVIEW WITHOUT RUNNING OUT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL! SO, MAGGOT, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE? WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO TAKE UP ARMS AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
Not much to say. Lived a normal little life and at age 19 I joined the military. A proud member of Lagunari Regiment. Any other stupid, pointless to military, questions?
INTERESTING... SO TELL ME, WHAT SKILLS AND STRENGTHS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DROP DEAD ON THE FIELD, MAGGOT?
... My gun, dumbass. I'm an expert in Assault Gun, and I'm an expert in Guerilla Warfare Tactics.
ALL RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WEAKNESSES. I'D ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY, BUT WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT, MAGGOT! TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE?
Weaknesses, eh? Well, looking at your ugly ass is one. The other is traitors.
GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MAGGOT! Italy'S ARMED FORCES BETTER PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND GET RID OF YOU AS QUICK AS THEY CAN! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
*grabs gun and shoots drill instructor* He could've been a traitor...