Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 6, 2010 20:13:07 GMT -6
I wrote this shortly after the glorious victory over the COGSites, all thanks to Rai and Aussie.
Note: Its tune is similar to that of the Soviet Anthem.
Oh, aaaaaaaat last here as lies the day - that the COGSite threat was proved second by the mother siiiiiiiiiiiiite.
We shoooooooved the ban hemmer up his aaaaaassssss and violated him until the morning hath we saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Fr-om the likes of Reds and fasc-is-tic mer-chants eeeeeeeeveeeerywheeeeeere, we destroyed the failure in one glor-ious eveniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Coal-ition of LD, liiiiiiiiiiiveeeeee oooooooon! Troll Canine City and Justin Faaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeer as our fore-fathers had done!
Loooooooooooong live our LD mooooootheeeeeeeersiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
Loooooooooooong li-ve our LD moooootheeeeeeeersiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
Oh, reeeemeeeember the historicaaaaal day when the Bieberists were trooooolled!
Our great vic-tor-ies at those sites from the dawn at that day 'til the eve of the end shall neeeeveeeer be revis-ioned!
Re-call the stupidity of the faaaaaaantaaaaaaaaards,
The greeeeeeaaaat achievement of our Prem-ieeeeer!
Heeeee scre-am-ed "Fu-ck 'em aaaaall uuuup theeeeeir ass-es,
"The fag-gots probaaably won't count-er troll anywaaaaaay!
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the failuuuuure threeeeaaaat!
"Aaaaand did you he-ar?
"I just saaaaaved some mon-ey from shoooooping at Wal Maaaaaaaaaaaaart!
"It may be red-neck and a tr-ue burgeoise shiiiiithooooole,
"But neeeeeeveeeeertheleeeeess,
"It is stiiill the on-ly place where COGS' IQ will al-low him to wo-ooo-oooork!"
Long liiiiive our Living Dead mooooother siiiiiite!
Looooong liiiiive our Li-ving De-ad moooooother siiiiite!
Ho-ome of the troll-ers,
Birthplace of merch-ant fas-cism,
And the great-est shit hooole of Proooboooooaaaards!
Theeeeeee truuuuuue heeeeeeeeeeeir of the Left,
The utter most shameful accomplishment siiiince Wiiiill's mooootheeeer!
Bu-ut who gi-ves a fuck?
As LO-NG as our si-ngle pa-rty govern-ment stands hiiiiigh abooove the fail-ures,
We shall retain proooooosperity as oooone!
Great site of LD,
Spaaam ha-ate and raciiiiism!
Draw a swatis-kaaaa,
Tell the femmes to make you a sand-wich,
Caaall honkeys ni-gga,
It does-n't ma-tt-er,
FOR THIS IS AUS-TRAIL-IA!
Free-dom is a lieeee,
So, gi-ve me a pros-ti-tute,
AND LET'S FUCK MICHELLE O-BAMA AAAALL NIIIIIIIIGHT!
Loooong liiiiive our LD mooooother siiiiiiiite!
Loooong liiiiive our LD mooooooother siiiiiiiiite!
Ta-alking pol-itcs is for noooormal peo-ple,
De-bating is for Conseeeervativeees and Liberaaaaals,
But fuuuck that!
Vio-lence iiiiis the RE-AL answeeeeeer,
Re-vol-ution is upooooon us,
Fuck the po-lice,
'Cause I'm fr-om the ghet-to, homie!
I was raised on bread and balog-na!
Loooong liiiiiive our liiiiiviiiiing deeeeaaaaaad mooooother siiiiiiiiite,
Loooooong liiiiiive this shiiiiiiit hoooooole!
He-ar an Aussie sing-ing,
Wa-tch the mer-chants sell-iiiing,
Ban th-at COGSite that no-body liiiiiiikes;
Fuuuuuuuck our enemies,
We're the beeeeeeeest,
Fuuuuuck our enemieeeeeees,
We're the beeeeeeeeest!
LIIIIIVIIIIING DEEEEEAD;
FUCK YEAH!
I could not make it as humorous as I would have desired, but nevertheless it is truly an acceptable anthem and a realistic prospective.
Opinions on our glorious and shitty anthem?
Note: Its tune is similar to that of the Soviet Anthem.
Oh, aaaaaaaat last here as lies the day - that the COGSite threat was proved second by the mother siiiiiiiiiiiiite.
We shoooooooved the ban hemmer up his aaaaaassssss and violated him until the morning hath we saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Fr-om the likes of Reds and fasc-is-tic mer-chants eeeeeeeeveeeerywheeeeeere, we destroyed the failure in one glor-ious eveniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Coal-ition of LD, liiiiiiiiiiiveeeeee oooooooon! Troll Canine City and Justin Faaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeer as our fore-fathers had done!
Loooooooooooong live our LD mooooootheeeeeeeersiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
Loooooooooooong li-ve our LD moooootheeeeeeeersiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
Oh, reeeemeeeember the historicaaaaal day when the Bieberists were trooooolled!
Our great vic-tor-ies at those sites from the dawn at that day 'til the eve of the end shall neeeeveeeer be revis-ioned!
Re-call the stupidity of the faaaaaaantaaaaaaaaards,
The greeeeeeaaaat achievement of our Prem-ieeeeer!
Heeeee scre-am-ed "Fu-ck 'em aaaaall uuuup theeeeeir ass-es,
"The fag-gots probaaably won't count-er troll anywaaaaaay!
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the failuuuuure threeeeaaaat!
"Aaaaand did you he-ar?
"I just saaaaaved some mon-ey from shoooooping at Wal Maaaaaaaaaaaaart!
"It may be red-neck and a tr-ue burgeoise shiiiiithooooole,
"But neeeeeeveeeeertheleeeeess,
"It is stiiill the on-ly place where COGS' IQ will al-low him to wo-ooo-oooork!"
Long liiiiive our Living Dead mooooother siiiiiite!
Looooong liiiiive our Li-ving De-ad moooooother siiiiite!
Ho-ome of the troll-ers,
Birthplace of merch-ant fas-cism,
And the great-est shit hooole of Proooboooooaaaards!
Theeeeeee truuuuuue heeeeeeeeeeeir of the Left,
The utter most shameful accomplishment siiiince Wiiiill's mooootheeeer!
Bu-ut who gi-ves a fuck?
As LO-NG as our si-ngle pa-rty govern-ment stands hiiiiigh abooove the fail-ures,
We shall retain proooooosperity as oooone!
Great site of LD,
Spaaam ha-ate and raciiiiism!
Draw a swatis-kaaaa,
Tell the femmes to make you a sand-wich,
Caaall honkeys ni-gga,
It does-n't ma-tt-er,
FOR THIS IS AUS-TRAIL-IA!
Free-dom is a lieeee,
So, gi-ve me a pros-ti-tute,
AND LET'S FUCK MICHELLE O-BAMA AAAALL NIIIIIIIIGHT!
Loooong liiiiive our LD mooooother siiiiiiiite!
Loooong liiiiive our LD mooooooother siiiiiiiiite!
Ta-alking pol-itcs is for noooormal peo-ple,
De-bating is for Conseeeervativeees and Liberaaaaals,
But fuuuck that!
Vio-lence iiiiis the RE-AL answeeeeeer,
Re-vol-ution is upooooon us,
Fuck the po-lice,
'Cause I'm fr-om the ghet-to, homie!
I was raised on bread and balog-na!
Loooong liiiiiive our liiiiiviiiiing deeeeaaaaaad mooooother siiiiiiiiite,
Loooooong liiiiiive this shiiiiiiit hoooooole!
He-ar an Aussie sing-ing,
Wa-tch the mer-chants sell-iiiing,
Ban th-at COGSite that no-body liiiiiiikes;
Fuuuuuuuck our enemies,
We're the beeeeeeeest,
Fuuuuuck our enemieeeeeees,
We're the beeeeeeeeest!
LIIIIIVIIIIING DEEEEEAD;
FUCK YEAH!
I could not make it as humorous as I would have desired, but nevertheless it is truly an acceptable anthem and a realistic prospective.
Opinions on our glorious and shitty anthem?