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Post by PirateWolf12 on Nov 8, 2010 0:44:46 GMT -6
Seems like an appropriate question. A zombie outbreak happens, with the zombies akin to the ones found in Dead Rising (the non-mutant ones). So they can move somewhat fast, but they don't run.
So, who of us would likely survive, die, go nuts or whatever?
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Basil
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Post by Basil on Nov 8, 2010 5:44:04 GMT -6
Dunnolol
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 8, 2010 9:51:24 GMT -6
Well we all know fo sho it wouldn't be Veta, in all his deaf Mexicanishness.
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Post by Will on Nov 8, 2010 10:29:45 GMT -6
I could see Aussie starting to sing some song from Glee as a group of zombies rip out his intestines.
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Post by Vandy on Nov 8, 2010 15:23:34 GMT -6
Roj would try to make the zombies run into walls with voodoo dolls, Basil will cut himself while singing the Soviet national anthem, Rai would try to sell things to the zombies, and Will's mom.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 8, 2010 16:40:33 GMT -6
Black guy dies first, so Roj is SOL.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 8, 2010 17:27:13 GMT -6
I'm mulatto, nigga.
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Post by Vandy on Nov 8, 2010 17:29:02 GMT -6
Yeah, black.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 8, 2010 17:32:55 GMT -6
Racial fail.
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Post by Veta on Nov 8, 2010 17:40:56 GMT -6
You're thre blackest one there is. So you die first.
I, meanwhile, have a plan to for those situation. When it starts, I cade down, stay quiet, then go out after a while to the hills and get some guns at the shooting range. It's very likely that the zombies, with their shamblness, won't even get past the land bridge to the range. Then I kill all them Mexican motherfuckers with guns.
Oh, and zombies tpo.
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Post by Kong The Jester on Nov 8, 2010 17:58:12 GMT -6
I'd live, I haz the Zombie Survival Guide.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 8, 2010 18:05:45 GMT -6
*Steals Zombie survival guide from Kong and pushes him into zombie horde*
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Post by Vandy on Nov 8, 2010 18:27:14 GMT -6
Aha! I haz 'nother copeh.
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Post by cogs on Nov 10, 2010 3:45:05 GMT -6
Since the guy I know has a shotgun and LOTS of ammo, I'd probably steal that and go hide in a supermarket, the one we got nearby has lots of food and only one way in/out. So I'd be safe for a good while.
Veta would do what he said, but he wouldn't hear a zombie that happens to be next to him and he'd die or something.
Rai would probably don merchant gear and sell all of his stuff at amazing prices, then use that money to make a fort in the middle of a town, and survive for years.
Ace would go Army Commando and make his neighborhood into a army, and join Rai's fort.
Aussie lives in Australia, so Cthulu will kill all the zombies.
Baron would die first.
Vandy would try to steal a bike, fall off mid-drive, scrape his body up bad enough so he couldn't get away, and die from zombehz.
Matt would use his amazing science skills to get away just in time. And form a group of mild mannered seals, otters, walruses, whales, and beavers to build a giant fortress in the middle of the ocean, where he'd live on salt water and fish for the rest of his life.
Basil would go to Russia and make a army and live forever in wealth.
T-bone would be too lazy to notice there was one going on and stay in his house for a year, afterwards, he'd track down people and kill/save them for the lulz. Then he would build lulz turtle and a robot unicorn and live happily ever after.
Will would try to imitate Ace and get fatally wounded.
Roger would blow up a random continent that he isn't on for the lulz and live in a magic floating fortress.
Rie would use her boobs to kill millions of zombies before getting bored and controlling them or something.
Ninto sucks.
Kong would have sex with zombies.
Amy would go anime and find a random sword and probably kill some zombehz.
Julius is dead.
Rush would make a fortress of Lard and men of lard.
Shark would make a army of Scots and actual Sharks and control the oceans with Matt.
Uhhhh...Am I missing anyone?
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Nov 10, 2010 4:07:01 GMT -6
I live Texas, so enough said, but I'm going to say it anyway. In my household alone, we own maybe four or five firearms so that's one for every member of the family. Between our extended family in town, we have enough to supply a small militia so we'd simply meet up at Gander Mountain (a super sports store for anyone who hasn't seen them) down the road and live on beef jerky until rescue came.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 10, 2010 15:30:44 GMT -6
Roj, whom is definately not Baron and is much better than me in every single way imaginable, would die first. I highly doubt I'd perish first. The "black people always die first" stereotype is incorrect *looks at Andacondas, Dead Rising, and the first Resident Evil film*, and I am not even black. MUL-A-TTO. I am as white as I am black. Secondly: I haz muscles and you dun, nigga.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 10, 2010 15:40:13 GMT -6
Roj, whom is definately not Baron and is much better than me in every single way imaginable, would die first. I highly doubt I'd perish first. The "black people always die first" stereotype is incorrect *looks at Andacondas, Dead Rising, and the first Resident Evil film*, and I am not even black. MUL-A-TTO. I am as white as I am black. Secondly: I haz muscles and you dun, nigga. Congratulations. You provided three exceptions out of hundreds of horror movies where the black guy does die first so therefore the stereotype is broken. I applaud you.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 10, 2010 15:44:11 GMT -6
I highly doubt I'd perish first. The "black people always die first" stereotype is incorrect *looks at Andacondas, Dead Rising, and the first Resident Evil film*, and I am not even black. MUL-A-TTO. I am as white as I am black. Secondly: I haz muscles and you dun, nigga. Congratulations. You provided three exceptions out of hundreds of horror movies where the black guy does die first so therefore the stereotype is broken. I applaud you. Then list a few out of the "hundreds" of films where a black guy was the first victim. It should be easy, as, you know, there are supposably hundreds of them. I mean, I could not list a few, because I've never actually seen a horror film where the black guy died first. >_> Americans really love false stereotypes, don't they?
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 10, 2010 16:03:02 GMT -6
Warning: Wall of awesome The Hall of Lameness and Blackness in Movies
Transformers (The only Autobot to die was the black one) Aliens Gremlins The Island Stargate
Resident Evil Extinction Resident Evil movies suck Virus Apocalypse Now Queen of the Damned Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday Red Dawn Planet of the Apes Scream 2 (Two black people in a ROW) Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer Stealth Sand Serpents Ticks AVP Requiem (Not the first to die exactly, but the first of the characters who you follow who dies is the black guy) The Killer Shrews Jurassic Park The Edge The Shining Unforgiven Sharky's Machine Enter the Dragon Deep Rising (No, not Dead Rising)
The Mist Nevermind, I think it was the teenager, not the black guy, who dies first in the Mist. Mortal Kombat Rocky IV I am legend (Technically) True Romance 300 (Black Messenger dies first. This is truly madness!) Wild at Heart The Monster Squad Nightmare on Elm Street: Part IV Monster Ball Hulk (2003: The shitty one) Ghost Ship (I think. I haven't seen it in awhile) etc...
Just to name a few. ---------- Cease fire has been reached.
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Post by Veta on Nov 10, 2010 23:43:57 GMT -6
For the thousanth time, I can hear fine thanks to my hearing aid. Obly thing is that I can't pinpoint the direction of a sound (But I can its distance). I compenstate with increased (paranoia) perception.
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Nov 11, 2010 14:47:21 GMT -6
You guys forgot meh! I have a survival map, a crowbar, a machete, and a pistol w/ silencer just ready for them, along with a box of water and food. I'm ready to go, how about you guys.
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Post by Veta on Nov 12, 2010 7:33:24 GMT -6
I have a commerical map of Brownsville, labeling many places and suburban streets, as well as several knives, two katanas, a crowbar, a whip, a roll of bandage, a first aid kit, brass knucles, hygenie cleaning supplies in a bag, and a backpack. I figure every house have a day to half a month worth of food. So no worry there.
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Post by Mercury (HG) on Nov 12, 2010 16:31:54 GMT -6
I have a commerical map of Brownsville, labeling many places and suburban streets, as well as several knives, two katanas, a crowbar, a whip, a roll of bandage, a first aid kit, brass knucles, hygenie cleaning supplies in a bag, and a backpack. I figure every house have a day to half a month worth of food. So no worry there. Why the fuck do you have to bring up your fetish whip?
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Post by Veta on Nov 12, 2010 17:53:07 GMT -6
And there's guns in every household. I actually think my city can fend off a zombie assault.
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Post by Kong The Jester on Nov 12, 2010 18:29:06 GMT -6
You guys forgot meh! I have a survival map, a crowbar, a machete, and a pistol w/ silencer just ready for them, along with a box of water and food. I'm ready to go, how about you guys. I find it hard to believe you have a silencer, seeing as you need special permits and whatnot.
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Post by Veta on Nov 12, 2010 19:24:36 GMT -6
You also need a permit for guns in some cases. But here in rednecktown/mexicancartelgangtown, it's quite easy to get your hands on a grenade or a silencer or a laser scope, provided you know where to look.
In fact, I'm a little more worried about a larger(Bigger than usual, I mean.)-scale war between the cartel and the army here than zombies.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Nov 14, 2010 6:47:27 GMT -6
It all starts on one uneventful Sexy Saturday. Zombieishly, the dead rise from their graves and begin to devour the residents of ProBoard City, slowly making their way up to the Living Dead hood. People start to go missing, but nobody really cares as it's only HG and those that join but rarely post. However, after everybody sees Roger having his throat torn out of his mouth and eaten by the once dead Julius, they realise something is amiss.
The groups flips their shit and decide to get out of town. Fighting their way through zombies, they do pretty well until Wizardwizard is bitten, dies and reanimates. The group is confused but Rai and Ace are able to shoot him in the head. However, more zombies are attracted and the group flees to an underground tunnel that leads out of the city.
In the tunnel they are met with numerous zombies and barely any light. Here Shark, Hiro, Simon Alley, Redraven, Fester and The Living Dead Girl are attacked and eaten. The others just manage to escape. The group argues with each other over their lost loved ones about who is to blame. On the outskirts of the city, Matt is crushed by a falling billboard advertising longer lasting sex. This of course leads to more fighting. Tbone is also bitten but keeps it hidden aside from his lover, Will. The group has one last delicious argument before leaving the city.
After this, the group splits into two factions: Capitalist Money Grabbing Whores and the Whiny, Society-Hates-Me Communists. The communists, consisting of their leader Ace include Basil, Will, Cogs, Roj, Ameh-May, Sylar, Tbone and Vandy, plus his twin sisters Mandy and Candy along with their mother, LaShawndrax. Apparently they don't think they have shoved their ideals and woe-is-me attitude down us money loving sluts throats enough so they move into the ProBoard City gulag, located on the far outskirts of the city in above a volcano. SO WE NEVER FORGET.
The materialistic more-entitled-than-thou Capitalist whores include Rie, Aussie, Veta, Kong, Cindy, Song and Rai, the group's leader. They move into a camp in the middle of some sand dunes where they can see things for miles, including the surprisingly close gulag volcano. They only leave to loot expensive clothes and electronics.
Things start off well, with the two groups never interacting with each other, too busy defending themselves from the zombies. However at the gulag, things take a turn for the worse when Tbone turns and has to be locked up. Following this, the unimaginable happens. Vandy discovers his two younger twin sisters brutally decapitated. The gulag goes into meltdown, and naturally everybody blames the black man, Roj. They decide to lock him up until they figure out what to do with him. A minute later they all decide in a couple of days at dawn they'll throw him into the volcano. For justice and for the volcano god they all worship due to the heat frying their minds.
The next day Will is making out with the toothless, tied-up, reanimated zombie of the long dead Tbone when Cogs comes upon him. The scene gets more awkward when Cogs takes out his knife to decapitate him. Will uses his zombie lover Tbone as a human shield and flees. He stumbles upon the group outside, who are able to capture Cogs just in time before he makes Will even less appealing. It is revealed that it was Cogs who was the murderer the whole time. They beat him up, lock him up with Roj and plan to execute him. However, the ever naive and too trusting Sylar frees both Roj and Cogs believing the punishment for both is too severe. The three plan to take back the gulag for themselves, however Cogs immediately tries to decapitate Sylar.
The other commie survivors arrive in time to save Sylar. LaShawndrax, fulls of misery and anger, devours Cogs right then and there. The others easily deal with Sylar's betrayal and Roj's mutiny. Ace, not wanting the group to miss out on a good execution, throw Roj into the volcano where he burns/metls/boils/simmers/satays. They allow Sylar to continue living with them, however he is stigmatised with no one wanting to talk to him.
Everyone is disturbed by what occurred but slowly move on. However, in Cappie Bitch Land, the capitalistic whores are going through materialistic withdraws from not having purchased something in over four hours. They decide to infiltrate the gulag the next day. To prepare they form two teams. Team A; consisting of Rai, Veta, Aussie, Rie, Cindy and Song; will stay in the safety of the sand dunes and practice their musical performance of Cee Lo Green's Forget You. Team B, consisting of Kong, will go and find weapons.
Kong is successful and is able to transport the weapons to the dune via blimp. However he sacrifices himself to save the weapons by blowing himself and a group of zombies up with a grenade. He will never be forgotten.
Anyway, after Kane or whatever's blimp delivery, the cappy hos arrive to battle. The commie gulag dwellers spot the incoming attack and turn on the electric fences surrounding their fortress only to find them sabotaged. It is revealed that Ameh-May was behind it, along with drugging Cogs to make him attack the other members. Turns out she's capitalist through and through. She uses her anime fabulous powers to fly to the opposing side and joins them.
Ace prepares the few survivors he has left to defend the gulag. The capitalists reach the perimeter and a war quickly follows, and in the ensuring chaos the zombies surrounding the place are also able to get in.
Rie bazookas the shit out of LaShawndrax, tearing her to pieces. Zombified Cogs emerges from the behemoth's gut and devours an unsuspecting Ameh-May. Vandy, distraught from losing his immediate family goes catatonic and is nearly stabbed by Cindy but saved by Ace at the last minute. Basil is also nearly shot by Veta but is saved by Aussie at the last minute. Rai orders a pumped up Rie to fire at the both of them. Aussie is hit and Basil blasted away into a crowd of zombies. Distraught at what she did to her Internet Best Friend For Ever For Life, Rie turns on Rai, blames him and shoots him in the chest before kicking him into a crowd of zombies. Rai is eaten alive.
The zombies begin to surround the survivors. Sylar advises Ace and Vandy, the only other two commie survivors, to flee. After finishing his sentence he is katana'd by Song. Ace and Vandy, followed by the panicking Veta and Cindy flee their prison. Rie and Song are quickly surrounded by the living dead and flee inside the gulag, never to be heard from again.
The once large group is now reduced to four. Cindy, Veta, Vandy and Ace. Vandy is mentally scarred from witnessing what happened to his family and friends and when the others are sleeping allows himself to be bitten by a zombie. By morning he has turned.
The three take refuge in a wal-mart, where Cindy guts Veta but cheerily tells Ace it'll be all okay because she didn't damage his head so he'll come back. She's proven right when Veta zombifies and devours her.
Ace then ends it all by sacrificing himself to the volcano god by allowing himself to be eaten by a gang of rowdy cats.
THE END.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 14, 2010 12:10:02 GMT -6
*Slowly claps*
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 14, 2010 12:44:06 GMT -6
At least I didn't die first!
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Post by Kong The Jester on Nov 14, 2010 16:48:05 GMT -6
Damn I didn't even have a cameo. Nice writing though.
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