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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 21:05:20 GMT -6
What's that chilluns? That's right! It's time to play... HOLY SHIT [/b] Lets just skip a few screens that aren't important to you and get into the real meat. (loltwss) First off, lets pick a planet. Anything less if for FAGS. And now the fine details or whatever. Insert penis joke here But you guys don't care about that. You guys want REAL action. Well fuck you, not yet. We haz to pick our leader and civ first! So many choic- Wait... Is that FRANCE on there?! In a game about WAR?! Oh lawl But we don't care about these posers. We want the big kahuna! No no no, not him! What the fuck? Of course not! FUCK YES. Srsly though, what civilization do you want to pley as?
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Nov 30, 2010 21:08:09 GMT -6
I pick Stalin's Union, dawg.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Nov 30, 2010 21:18:52 GMT -6
America. DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
...Or, if you won't have that, Nazi Germany.
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Post by slayer22 on Nov 30, 2010 21:22:40 GMT -6
HITLER.
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Post by Rie (CSF) on Nov 30, 2010 21:23:29 GMT -6
Korea!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 21:29:18 GMT -6
This should make everyone happy. Everyone who ever lived. Even Hitler couldn't say anything.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 21:38:09 GMT -6
FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND WHAT SHOULD I NAME TEH CAPITAL CITEH?!?!:?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? West Frankfurt is merely an example, btw.
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Post by Veta on Nov 30, 2010 21:44:51 GMT -6
Wtf is up with the plain screenshots? You should add your own shit to eet, dude.
Also, Aryia.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 21:45:58 GMT -6
Wtf is up with the plain screenshots? You should add your own shit to eet, dude. lolwat? Oh, I know. You mean liek captionz and shit?
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Post by Veta on Nov 30, 2010 21:47:08 GMT -6
Idunno. Something with MSPaint. Replace options or those hideous portraits.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 22:08:49 GMT -6
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 22:28:36 GMT -6
And so the three travelers travels across the continent, in search of enemies and frienemies and more villages to rape. But it wasn't long until they encountered their first real battle on the coasts of Hell. Or whatever the fuck we're gonna name this continent/coastline. Also by the way I adopted slavery.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 30, 2010 22:41:36 GMT -6
The warriors valiantly fought and killed the Lions. Well, at least the first two. The eyepatch one got away. But unhindered by accessory wearing felines, the warriors marched along the coast. That was until, however, they met the Dutch.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 3, 2010 20:22:55 GMT -6
Now before we get to the war, we better check on the crown jewel of our empire: Aryia! Looking good. Now that we're sure it's economical or something to go to war, I can finally move the troo- What?!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 3, 2010 20:44:30 GMT -6
The boys in blue prepare to step into doucheland and initiate the war to end all wars!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 3, 2010 20:55:00 GMT -6
Well children, I have run the combat odds of taking out the Dutch with my squad of ragtag warriors, and unfortunately the numbers do not add up in our favor. Therefore I propose we wait until we have guns to kill the Dutch. Aye?
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 3, 2010 21:17:50 GMT -6
MASSSSIIIIVE TIIIIMMMEEEE SKIPPPPP As it appears exterminating the Dutch is impossible right now, I've devoted our time and resources into making a STRONGAH and FASTAH homeland. As of now, this is the state of affairs in the world: •Four new cities have been created in Soviet Nazi America •Four new Civilizations have been encountered —Aztecs —Russians —English —Spanish •Many new technologies have been researched, and we are on the verge of attaining Gunpowder •We converted to Christianity to troll the Zulu and Dutch •Speaking of the Zulu, they converted to Slavery. •The ONLY black civilization in the match and they converted to slavery. •Motherfuckers
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 3, 2010 22:57:25 GMT -6
WARTIME REPORTS[/u] North NSA East NSA West NSA
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:06:47 GMT -6
Must
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:07:04 GMT -6
Get
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:07:20 GMT -6
to page 2!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:09:19 GMT -6
Well
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:09:32 GMT -6
nevermind
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:09:49 GMT -6
ignore
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:09:59 GMT -6
these
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:10:09 GMT -6
messages
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:10:27 GMT -6
plz
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:11:00 GMT -6
Just trying
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:11:11 GMT -6
to make
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Post by Rai Chiller on Dec 5, 2010 2:11:22 GMT -6
accessing this thread
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