Post by Rai Chiller on Feb 5, 2011 21:09:28 GMT -6
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Stranger: hey
You: Howdy, pardner!
Stranger: are you a cowboy?
You: I sure am!
Stranger: awesome!
You: I can also make kickass balloon animals!
Stranger: omg! awesome
You: Sometimes I make a parrot, but other times I make balloon pufferfish!
Stranger: isnt a pufferfish just a normal balloon?
You: Maybe if you have no concept of imagination, sure!
You: I can make normal balloons!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i would just blow up a pufferfish
You: Gasp! Why would ye do that, pardner?
Stranger: actually they blow theirselves up
Stranger: i caught one fishing once
You: I caught one fishing once. Well actually, it caught me. I got dragged underwater for MILES and miles!
You: He was a rascally varmint!
Stranger: whoa! in the ocean? that mustve been tough to get back!
You: Yup! It was quite the showdown ol' puffy and me! It took me twelve years to swim back up after that!
Stranger: so you mustve been really young when that happened!
You: I was actually born while it happened!
Stranger: so im talking to a 12 year old?
You: Naw
You: I've been doin' children's birthday parties for dozens of years after that
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: so youre a cowboy clown?
You: Of course pardner! I served nine years in the clown navy!
Stranger: wow i wish i could be that cool
You: Why pardner, you're the coolest person I know!
Stranger: REALLY!? @_@
Stranger: I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
You: Ya are special! As long as you believe in yerself, pardner!
Stranger: I DO BELIEVE!!!!
You: Yee haw!!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: Now listen pardner, I got one favor to ask of ye.
Stranger: yes?
You: I've been attendin' Children's birthday parties and fightin' off pufferfish for decades and decades, and I've been contemplatin' retirin' to me ol' ranch down by Dallas.
You: And I need someone to replace me after I'm gone, y'hear?
Stranger: i hear
You: I was wonderin'... Since yer so special...
Stranger: I WANNA BE THE NEW CLOWN COWBOY!
You: Shucks pardner! Ya read my mind!
Stranger: cause im special!
You: Yer gonna need this cowboy hat and saddle, and my stockade of balloons out back.
Stranger: i already got my own supply
You: Why that's mighty fine, pardner! Now I can sell my ol' supply out back for an even more pleasant retirement!
Stranger: you could buy a pool!
You: Or robot ranch!
Stranger: yes!
You: Well pardner, looks like it's time I hit the ol' dusty trail.
Stranger: I see how it is
You: Never forget to honor the code of the clown cowboy.
Stranger: of course
You: Try to keep in touch now, y'hear?
You: Yeehaw!!!
Stranger: yeehaw yourself!
Stranger: i think that means back atcha
You: Adios!
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Stranger: yeeo
You: Praise the lord Jesus!
Stranger: wanna do it together?
You: Praise him together?
You: Sure!
Stranger: im not talkin bout the praising thing either
You: You're right
Stranger: yur left
You: A double pray session would do us both good
Stranger: whats yur point?
Stranger: i kick ass !
Stranger: nah man im tryna fuck some bitches !
You: Jesus kicks ass too!
You: And he fucks up bitches!
Stranger: im tired of that loose ass pussy my wife be givin me
You: Me too!
Stranger: that shit is not poppin anymore
You: I know, right?
Stranger: i tore that ass up ma nigga !
You: I hear ya!
Stranger: i mmade up my own positions
Stranger: you heard of the tornado my nigga?
You: Of course, dawg.
You: It's world famous!
Stranger: i got this bitch on ma penis and i spin around and shit like a tornado
You: Same here, man!
You: Wait
You: I thought I invented that
Stranger: ight my nigga !
Stranger: yur a goon ass nigga i can tell
Stranger: you know why?
You: Why?
Stranger: i dont know why so i hope yur not relying on me to tell you
You: How!
Stranger: but i just know my nigga !
Stranger: only goons know about the tornado
You: More like only the cool people know about it
Stranger: the other day i went down south
You: Me too, man.
Stranger: i saw a bitch
You: I slapped her
You: In the ovaries
Stranger: she was like 5 dollars and you can do what ever natural disaster you want !
You: And she was like ouch
Stranger: i was like waaaaaat?!
Stranger: then i was like even the tornado?
Stranger: she was like naaah thats to bossed up for me
Stranger: but ill perform it for 6 dollars
Stranger: i was like bitch !
You: Same thing happened to me, bro!
Stranger: you aint even worth 33 but wat ever
Stranger: so i gave six bills
Stranger: fucked her shit up
Stranger: then took back 7
Stranger: thats how reall niggas do shit in the hood my nigga
You: Nice business decision on your part
Stranger: we fuck pussy and chirp chirp after the bitches slurp slurp
Stranger: toot it and boot it my nigga
You: Fuck yeah, man.
You: Hey
You: Can I have that extra dollar you got?
Stranger: yo my nigga all you do is agree with me. why you kissin my ass?
You: Because I want your money, man.
Stranger: nah nigga go fuck up yur own ho for a dollar
You: Don't you understand?
You: This is an internet robbery!
Stranger: i do but unles yur moms gunna let me run a train on her then you AAINT GETTIN SHIT MY GOON !
You: An omegle mugging!
Stranger: idk why i capped
Stranger: but w.e bitch !
Stranger: i heard you be suckin that good dick?
Stranger: is that a lie?
You: Dunno
Stranger: i doubt it my g
You: Where my money, yo.
Stranger: i know you know
Stranger: fact: kangaroos cant hop backwards
You: I know you know that I don't know, ya know?
You: Kangaroos are Australian
Stranger: oo ight ! i bet you didnt know that
You: And I hate Australia!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Howdy, pardner!
Stranger: are you a cowboy?
You: I sure am!
Stranger: awesome!
You: I can also make kickass balloon animals!
Stranger: omg! awesome
You: Sometimes I make a parrot, but other times I make balloon pufferfish!
Stranger: isnt a pufferfish just a normal balloon?
You: Maybe if you have no concept of imagination, sure!
You: I can make normal balloons!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i would just blow up a pufferfish
You: Gasp! Why would ye do that, pardner?
Stranger: actually they blow theirselves up
Stranger: i caught one fishing once
You: I caught one fishing once. Well actually, it caught me. I got dragged underwater for MILES and miles!
You: He was a rascally varmint!
Stranger: whoa! in the ocean? that mustve been tough to get back!
You: Yup! It was quite the showdown ol' puffy and me! It took me twelve years to swim back up after that!
Stranger: so you mustve been really young when that happened!
You: I was actually born while it happened!
Stranger: so im talking to a 12 year old?
You: Naw
You: I've been doin' children's birthday parties for dozens of years after that
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: so youre a cowboy clown?
You: Of course pardner! I served nine years in the clown navy!
Stranger: wow i wish i could be that cool
You: Why pardner, you're the coolest person I know!
Stranger: REALLY!? @_@
Stranger: I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
You: Ya are special! As long as you believe in yerself, pardner!
Stranger: I DO BELIEVE!!!!
You: Yee haw!!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: Now listen pardner, I got one favor to ask of ye.
Stranger: yes?
You: I've been attendin' Children's birthday parties and fightin' off pufferfish for decades and decades, and I've been contemplatin' retirin' to me ol' ranch down by Dallas.
You: And I need someone to replace me after I'm gone, y'hear?
Stranger: i hear
You: I was wonderin'... Since yer so special...
Stranger: I WANNA BE THE NEW CLOWN COWBOY!
You: Shucks pardner! Ya read my mind!
Stranger: cause im special!
You: Yer gonna need this cowboy hat and saddle, and my stockade of balloons out back.
Stranger: i already got my own supply
You: Why that's mighty fine, pardner! Now I can sell my ol' supply out back for an even more pleasant retirement!
Stranger: you could buy a pool!
You: Or robot ranch!
Stranger: yes!
You: Well pardner, looks like it's time I hit the ol' dusty trail.
Stranger: I see how it is
You: Never forget to honor the code of the clown cowboy.
Stranger: of course
You: Try to keep in touch now, y'hear?
You: Yeehaw!!!
Stranger: yeehaw yourself!
Stranger: i think that means back atcha
You: Adios!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: yeeo
You: Praise the lord Jesus!
Stranger: wanna do it together?
You: Praise him together?
You: Sure!
Stranger: im not talkin bout the praising thing either
You: You're right
Stranger: yur left
You: A double pray session would do us both good
Stranger: whats yur point?
Stranger: i kick ass !
Stranger: nah man im tryna fuck some bitches !
You: Jesus kicks ass too!
You: And he fucks up bitches!
Stranger: im tired of that loose ass pussy my wife be givin me
You: Me too!
Stranger: that shit is not poppin anymore
You: I know, right?
Stranger: i tore that ass up ma nigga !
You: I hear ya!
Stranger: i mmade up my own positions
Stranger: you heard of the tornado my nigga?
You: Of course, dawg.
You: It's world famous!
Stranger: i got this bitch on ma penis and i spin around and shit like a tornado
You: Same here, man!
You: Wait
You: I thought I invented that
Stranger: ight my nigga !
Stranger: yur a goon ass nigga i can tell
Stranger: you know why?
You: Why?
Stranger: i dont know why so i hope yur not relying on me to tell you
You: How!
Stranger: but i just know my nigga !
Stranger: only goons know about the tornado
You: More like only the cool people know about it
Stranger: the other day i went down south
You: Me too, man.
Stranger: i saw a bitch
You: I slapped her
You: In the ovaries
Stranger: she was like 5 dollars and you can do what ever natural disaster you want !
You: And she was like ouch
Stranger: i was like waaaaaat?!
Stranger: then i was like even the tornado?
Stranger: she was like naaah thats to bossed up for me
Stranger: but ill perform it for 6 dollars
Stranger: i was like bitch !
You: Same thing happened to me, bro!
Stranger: you aint even worth 33 but wat ever
Stranger: so i gave six bills
Stranger: fucked her shit up
Stranger: then took back 7
Stranger: thats how reall niggas do shit in the hood my nigga
You: Nice business decision on your part
Stranger: we fuck pussy and chirp chirp after the bitches slurp slurp
Stranger: toot it and boot it my nigga
You: Fuck yeah, man.
You: Hey
You: Can I have that extra dollar you got?
Stranger: yo my nigga all you do is agree with me. why you kissin my ass?
You: Because I want your money, man.
Stranger: nah nigga go fuck up yur own ho for a dollar
You: Don't you understand?
You: This is an internet robbery!
Stranger: i do but unles yur moms gunna let me run a train on her then you AAINT GETTIN SHIT MY GOON !
You: An omegle mugging!
Stranger: idk why i capped
Stranger: but w.e bitch !
Stranger: i heard you be suckin that good dick?
Stranger: is that a lie?
You: Dunno
Stranger: i doubt it my g
You: Where my money, yo.
Stranger: i know you know
Stranger: fact: kangaroos cant hop backwards
You: I know you know that I don't know, ya know?
You: Kangaroos are Australian
Stranger: oo ight ! i bet you didnt know that
You: And I hate Australia!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.