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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 25, 2011 1:40:32 GMT -6
Roughly two minutes ago, your family was brutally slaughtered by circus midgets with a lust for vengeance. You loved your family dearly up until that point, but after they became hunks of blood drenched raw meat, you started to drift apart from your kin. As hard as you tried, you couldn't garner up any intimacy with the slab of kidney juice that is your wife, and your kids, now reduced to the midget equivalent of dog food, simply don't have a bright future. You were sad, alone, and desperate.But that was when you gave a fuck. So tell me Strangah, what the FUCK is your name? A. Trent Kuttson B. Bjorn Fukturkast C. Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii D. Fritz Von Phalannkz E. Durk McFuckler F. FUCK I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK AM I JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE SPIKES COMING OUT OF MY BACK HOLY FUCKING TITTYSMACKING CHRIST *Vomits and dies* (Random name created using shitty nerd website) I apologize if I sound like a FUCKTARD Strangah, but I forgot, where the FUCK are we? 1. New York 2. Los Angeles 3. Bangkok 4. Count Fuckula's Gaybe Bar 5. Aussie's house Strangah, if you were to be addicted to a drug, what drug would it be? !. Life @. Crack #. Heroin $. Meth %. Yo mom's ass ^. Fuck yo drugs I'm addicted to pain Strangah strangah strangah, drugs are bad. Do you like candy? /. Yes I'll go in your van. \. Maybe. Your vote should be structured similar to this A1!/, or B4%\ or something like that. Whatever dawgs. If you even miss ONE FUCKING PART of the vote, I'm turning this car around and we're going back to your stepmother's, alright?
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Jun 25, 2011 4:33:41 GMT -6
A. Trent Kuttson. 5. Aussie's mansion ^. PAAAIN. /. IN THE VAN.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jun 25, 2011 11:27:53 GMT -6
B. Bjorn Fukturkast 4. Count Fuckula's Gaybe Bar ^. PAAAAAAIN /. Get. In. The Van.
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Post by Veta on Jun 25, 2011 12:31:25 GMT -6
C. Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii 3. Bangkok ^. Fuck yo drugs I'm addicted to pain \. Maybe.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 25, 2011 14:10:41 GMT -6
So clearly you bitches want pain, but goddamn decide on a name, location, and whether or not to get in the van plx. kthxbai
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Post by John Henry Eden on Jun 25, 2011 15:01:54 GMT -6
C. Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii 3. Bangkok ^. Fuck yo drugs I'm addicted to pain \. Maybe.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jun 25, 2011 15:21:16 GMT -6
C. Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii 3. Bangkok ^. Fuck yo drugs I'm addicted to pain \. Maybe. What Ace said.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 25, 2011 18:44:30 GMT -6
Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii awakens in what might be a van. He has no clue what he's doing there, but he has cuts all over his body. And I fucking mean ALL over his body. Under normal circumstances, he would've given a fuck. But these weren't normal fucking circumstances, this was deep shit nigga. The man who was driving what might've been a van had a purple hood on, and possibly some makeup. A shitty reddish scarf covered his mouth and an incredibly laid-back chicken was in the front passenger's seat. "Glad to see yer awake, strangah." The odd man in a purple cloak cheerfully pets the chicken next to him. The chicken clucks, almost as cheerfully as its owner, and glares at Vladkoff. A. "Who the FUCK are you and your chicken?" B. "Can you get me some FUCKING McDonalds? GAWD MOTHERFUCKER RAWR" C. "Where the FUCK is my daughter Katey the nearest bathroom?" D. "FUCK YOU I'M OUT *Dives out window*" E. "What the FUCK." Meter of Badassery: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Cop Rank: None
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Post by Kong The Jester on Jun 25, 2011 18:48:15 GMT -6
A and B.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jun 25, 2011 18:49:51 GMT -6
D, then Z.
Z being brutalise the black man.
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Post by John Henry Eden on Jun 25, 2011 18:51:06 GMT -6
E.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jun 25, 2011 19:43:36 GMT -6
E.
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Post by Veta on Jun 25, 2011 20:46:00 GMT -6
E.
Also, I second Roj's Z.
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Post by PirateWolf12 on Jun 26, 2011 3:42:30 GMT -6
D!
I love capitalism! So you should value my opinion and input more!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jul 6, 2011 18:27:15 GMT -6
Sensing an intense rage inside of you, you muster every last luscious drop of outrageous, erm, RAGE and lunge at the chicken. You grab it by its adorable neck and hurl it out the window. The chicken lands safely in the arms of a passing black man, but then the chicken proceeds to peck the man's eyes out and bleed him to death. You turn to the rapist in the purple cloak, intensely enraged and desperately needing to take a shit. The man doesn't seem very distraught that his chicken murdered someone. He turns on the radio and whistles to the tune of 'You oughta know'. A. "TURN OFF THAT FUCKING SHIT GRAAAAH" B. "FUCK YO VAN I'M REALLY OUT THIS TIME" C. "FUCK YOU Where are we going?" D. "FUCK YOU CAN WE STOP AT A GAS STATION OR SOMETHING CUZ I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING DUMP GRAWR" E. "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUR FUCKING ASS FUCK![/b]"
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Post by John Henry Eden on Jul 6, 2011 18:30:32 GMT -6
D.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jul 6, 2011 19:49:03 GMT -6
D. Like a bawss
Also a second helping of Z. brutalize the black man.
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jul 6, 2011 21:31:40 GMT -6
B
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Post by Veta on Jul 6, 2011 22:58:07 GMT -6
C. And that Z too.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jul 7, 2011 13:08:02 GMT -6
"Strangah strangah strangah, we can't be makin' stops every time ye got tah take a pewp. However today I'll make an exception, considering we ran out of gas immediately as I pulled into this gas station. So get the fuck out n' 'do yer business." The rapist calmly unlocks your door and you, Comrade Vladkoff Durkhoffskii, rush into the greasy, ugly, and horny gas station known as 'kum n shit'. At the cashier's counter, you see a pitiful looking creature, possibly Canadian, with one eye, seven fingers, three noses, four ears, eight mouths, and you don't want to even think about how many dicks. He frowns and smiles at you at the same time, and you shit your pants. A. "FUCK YOU I... Was j-j-ust wonder where the bathroom is." B. "JESUS TITTY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU" C. "Are those FUCKING donuts?" D. "FUCK YOU I'M GETTING BACK IN THE VAN"
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jul 7, 2011 13:18:05 GMT -6
C.
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Post by John Henry Eden on Jul 7, 2011 13:19:08 GMT -6
B.
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Post by Veta on Jul 7, 2011 14:49:10 GMT -6
B.
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