Post by PirateWolf12 on Aug 5, 2011 23:59:40 GMT -6
Through A Coffin Musically
“I’m, like, so, like, utterly, like, depressed, like, you have no idea!” Gabe sobbed into his lavender pink tissue. He had a right to be. He was in a church. Worse, it was for his deceased friend, Rie. Standing next to him were Alice Calis Tree, famed transsexual reported, and Aussie Greengrass, beloved necromancer to all.
They all looked down into the open coffin with eyes full of tears. She looked at peace, with her bright pink hair and face distorted in utter pain.
“Let us all say a word for our deceased friend, Rie, who died stabbing that bitch thief sister-in-law or whatever who pawned her games, only to be run over by a runaway truck driven by the Incredible Hulk in a totally unrelated incident.” Aussie Greengrass said, drying his tears with a small puppy he kept around in place of a packet of tissues.
“WHY GOD WHY!?!” Calis shrieked, tears spraying out of his eyes.
Ace approached the podium. “As Rie’s dearest concubine,” he said “I feel it necessary for me to say something, and force all of you to listen.” He waited for the sobs of Willow, Matt, and Scarlett to settle. Before he could speak, Gabe’s cell phone rang. Ace, shocked and appalled, immediately fainted.
Gabe, oblivious, answered.
”Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say? say?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy?” Gabe sang.
He was immediately punched out by Vandy but the damage was done.
”K-k-kinda busy.” Aussie sang.
”Kinda busy,” Calis sang back.
“Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy…” They both sang as music began to play from somewhere.
Aussie continued to sing and dance.
”Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy”
“Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh” Calis sang.
”Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Ohh!” Aussie sang.
”Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Hey-hey!
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone” They both sang as everybody broke out into dance.
Somehow, through the power of Greengrass and Calis Trees, Rie leaned up from her coffin and began to sang, for she is Beyonce, she ain’t no Kelly Roland.
”Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer” Zombie-Rie sang.
Everybody continued to sing.
”Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'”
“Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh”
“Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone”
“Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone”
Besides Gabe, had been stomped on to death as everybody accidentally danced on his body, they all rushed out of the church, ready to live each day like it was their last.
”My telephone,
My-my-my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone,
My-my-my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone” They all sang into the sunset.
“I’m, like, so, like, utterly, like, depressed, like, you have no idea!” Gabe sobbed into his lavender pink tissue. He had a right to be. He was in a church. Worse, it was for his deceased friend, Rie. Standing next to him were Alice Calis Tree, famed transsexual reported, and Aussie Greengrass, beloved necromancer to all.
They all looked down into the open coffin with eyes full of tears. She looked at peace, with her bright pink hair and face distorted in utter pain.
“Let us all say a word for our deceased friend, Rie, who died stabbing that bitch thief sister-in-law or whatever who pawned her games, only to be run over by a runaway truck driven by the Incredible Hulk in a totally unrelated incident.” Aussie Greengrass said, drying his tears with a small puppy he kept around in place of a packet of tissues.
“WHY GOD WHY!?!” Calis shrieked, tears spraying out of his eyes.
Ace approached the podium. “As Rie’s dearest concubine,” he said “I feel it necessary for me to say something, and force all of you to listen.” He waited for the sobs of Willow, Matt, and Scarlett to settle. Before he could speak, Gabe’s cell phone rang. Ace, shocked and appalled, immediately fainted.
Gabe, oblivious, answered.
”Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say? say?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy?” Gabe sang.
He was immediately punched out by Vandy but the damage was done.
”K-k-kinda busy.” Aussie sang.
”Kinda busy,” Calis sang back.
“Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy…” They both sang as music began to play from somewhere.
Aussie continued to sing and dance.
”Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy”
“Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh” Calis sang.
”Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Ohh!” Aussie sang.
”Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Hey-hey!
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone” They both sang as everybody broke out into dance.
Somehow, through the power of Greengrass and Calis Trees, Rie leaned up from her coffin and began to sang, for she is Beyonce, she ain’t no Kelly Roland.
”Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer” Zombie-Rie sang.
Everybody continued to sing.
”Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Dancin'
I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'”
“Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh”
“Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone”
“Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone”
Besides Gabe, had been stomped on to death as everybody accidentally danced on his body, they all rushed out of the church, ready to live each day like it was their last.
”My telephone,
My-my-my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone,
My-my-my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone” They all sang into the sunset.