Post by Rai Chiller on Nov 18, 2011 20:18:14 GMT -6
Howdy folks, tiem for a review of the game all you bitches have been waiting for: Call of Duty Modern Warfare thre-*Is shot*
But 4srs tiem for SR3 review. Keep in mind I haven't finished it.
Story
Can't fully judge this yet, as I haven't beaten the game. I heard the ending is super shitty, but whatever. Anyway Basically you go to steelport to pwn three gangs that serve under the syndicate: The luchadores or whatever that serve under Hulk Hogan/ Killbane, the morning stars which are derpy russian mofos, and the Deckers who are decked out in epic tron gear but look like emo weaboo faggorts
The story is pretty funny, though it has some odd pacing issues. Hard to explain, but it's noticeable. Pierce and Shaundi are back (As you beyotches know). Shaundi is a bitch and sort of annoying, but Pierce is still epic. They also added a pimp who talks in autotune and some nerdy ex-FBI agent lady who sends you to the tron world. The story is interesting enough, but again I think the pacing hurts it. Mebbe it gets better as the game progresses, IDK.
I'd give it a 7.5/10
GRAPHIXXXXX
The character models look nice, and I got over the lack of layering quickly. The cars are shiny and the city looks decent. The main square at night looks FAN-TASTIC. No real complaints.
9/10
SOUNDZ AND MUSICZ
Teh music is good, and haz more songs I've heard of this time around. They even have an adult swim channel that has the ATHF theme and dethklock or whatever. The sounds are pretty good, though it can glitch on the cars sometimes. Anyway at least on-par with SR2. Plus it haz Hulk Fucking Hogan.
9/10
GAMEPLEYZ
Hard to judge the gameplay. On one hand, shooting is WAY tighter and more enjoyable, and melee is more epic (imo). On the driving end of things, motorcycles are easier to handle. On the other hand, drifting is tougher and reminds me of GTAIV "drifting", though not too annoying, and I've already started to get used to it.
Now you can upgrade yo character, guns, melee weapons, cars, and gang using respect and cash. Liek you can upgrade to dual wielding pistols and not getting ragdoll'd from splosions. It's pretty fun.
Car customization has been expanded, and you can make some srsly badass looking cars. Even moreso than in SR2, I think.
Basically it is a more polished tighter SR2, which is excellent.
Also, breast physics!
8.5/10
Whored MOED
The cleverly named mode is actually quiet enjoyable. I only played on one map, but it was super fun. You fight crazy shit like batteries and angels with sniper rifles and giant furries and LOTS of zombies. You can finish it in like half an hour, so don't expect a many hours of dedication required survival mode like Gears, but it's good for a quick injection of kickassness.
9/10
OVERALL
While the story is slightly disappointing, the rest of the game is not. Plus, it haz zawmbie mode, where erryone is a zombie. It's epic.
You can pley as a toilet.
That is all.
8.6/10 (Averaged out)
But 4srs tiem for SR3 review. Keep in mind I haven't finished it.
Story
Can't fully judge this yet, as I haven't beaten the game. I heard the ending is super shitty, but whatever. Anyway Basically you go to steelport to pwn three gangs that serve under the syndicate: The luchadores or whatever that serve under Hulk Hogan/ Killbane, the morning stars which are derpy russian mofos, and the Deckers who are decked out in epic tron gear but look like emo weaboo faggorts
The story is pretty funny, though it has some odd pacing issues. Hard to explain, but it's noticeable. Pierce and Shaundi are back (As you beyotches know). Shaundi is a bitch and sort of annoying, but Pierce is still epic. They also added a pimp who talks in autotune and some nerdy ex-FBI agent lady who sends you to the tron world. The story is interesting enough, but again I think the pacing hurts it. Mebbe it gets better as the game progresses, IDK.
I'd give it a 7.5/10
GRAPHIXXXXX
The character models look nice, and I got over the lack of layering quickly. The cars are shiny and the city looks decent. The main square at night looks FAN-TASTIC. No real complaints.
9/10
SOUNDZ AND MUSICZ
Teh music is good, and haz more songs I've heard of this time around. They even have an adult swim channel that has the ATHF theme and dethklock or whatever. The sounds are pretty good, though it can glitch on the cars sometimes. Anyway at least on-par with SR2. Plus it haz Hulk Fucking Hogan.
9/10
GAMEPLEYZ
Hard to judge the gameplay. On one hand, shooting is WAY tighter and more enjoyable, and melee is more epic (imo). On the driving end of things, motorcycles are easier to handle. On the other hand, drifting is tougher and reminds me of GTAIV "drifting", though not too annoying, and I've already started to get used to it.
Now you can upgrade yo character, guns, melee weapons, cars, and gang using respect and cash. Liek you can upgrade to dual wielding pistols and not getting ragdoll'd from splosions. It's pretty fun.
Car customization has been expanded, and you can make some srsly badass looking cars. Even moreso than in SR2, I think.
Basically it is a more polished tighter SR2, which is excellent.
Also, breast physics!
8.5/10
Whored MOED
The cleverly named mode is actually quiet enjoyable. I only played on one map, but it was super fun. You fight crazy shit like batteries and angels with sniper rifles and giant furries and LOTS of zombies. You can finish it in like half an hour, so don't expect a many hours of dedication required survival mode like Gears, but it's good for a quick injection of kickassness.
9/10
OVERALL
While the story is slightly disappointing, the rest of the game is not. Plus, it haz zawmbie mode, where erryone is a zombie. It's epic.
You can pley as a toilet.
That is all.
8.6/10 (Averaged out)