silentking
New Survivor
World's Greatest Misnomer
Posts: 24
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Post by silentking on Aug 26, 2012 15:24:26 GMT -6
"Hey, internet! It's me! Your good old friend Deadpool! Want to go on an awesome ride where you decide what I do and get to blow the brains of zombified versions of your favorite comic book heroes? I know I do! So, let us enter the world where every comic book world the creator of this CYOA is aware of! From Image to Dark Horse to DC to Marvel! LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN! BITCH!"
So, I was sitting in my room, waiting for a customer to come by. There was no ads in this mercenary magazine I subscribe to. But no one showed up, so I turned on the news. I had a feeling that it would say something about that Invicible kid, or the Justice League, or the Avengers saving the day and what not.
Please remember that this is a universe where all your favorite comics are combined into one universe. No mangas as that would make things get too crazy! Wait, what is gonna get crazy again?
The answer came on the tv as a bunch of dudes started snacking on each other. Iron Fist and Luke Cage (Google them if you don't know who they are) came onto the scene and tried to stop them. "Oh, this is where awesome part comes in!" That would be one of the voices in my head. Say hello, yellow words! "Hi there!"
Oh, and there is also courier font words. Say hi! "Pleasure to meet you all!" Anyway, on the news, Iron Fist tried to calm one of the biting people die, when he got tackled by a huge group of them! Cage managed to pick all of them off of Fist. Because he has superhuman strength that he got from an illegal experiment while in prison. Anyway, he picks Iron Fist, only for Fist to attack Cage!
I have seen plenty of horror movies to know what is happening! That, and I read Marvel Zombies. The undead has risen! "Hell yeah!" Now, what to do? There are sure to be more undead than what is shown. And Iron Fist is already gone, although Cage should be safe from the martial artist since he has unbreakable skin, or some bullshit like that.
So, the question is what to do now? "In case you didn't get the hints, he is asking for you to choose for him." IT IS A CYOA AFTER ALL!
Health: Never been better! Inventory: Two katanas, 2 pistols, 2 uzis 12 grenades, 1 bazooka, 1 shotgun, 100 handgun ammo, 300 machine gun ammo, 75 shotgun shells Location: Deadpool's apartment
A. Go to where Iron Fist and Luke Cage are at and end Fist's life. B. Go explore the city where more undead are sure to be at. C. Go to a club which will most likely end in a blood bath by either you or zombies. D. Stay home and watch the news some more while eating popcorn to better enjoy the zombie action. Z. YOU DECIDE ON ANOTHER RANDOM ACTION!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Aug 26, 2012 17:11:36 GMT -6
A!
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Post by Slayer_22 on Aug 26, 2012 17:29:21 GMT -6
a
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Aug 26, 2012 17:30:40 GMT -6
C. It's what I'd do.
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silentking
New Survivor
World's Greatest Misnomer
Posts: 24
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Post by silentking on Aug 27, 2012 14:17:27 GMT -6
"Yay! We are gonna kill a zombified superhero!"
"It is the most logical, and most fun, thing to do."
"Amen to that!" So, I gathered as much weapons as I could and ran towards the site of where Zombie Fist is. It took a while, but fortunately, they were still there. And some lame archer called Hawkeye is with them. I did two spins and the gracefully shot my pistol at Zombie Fist while shouting bang with every shot.
I managed to get both kneecaps and an arm, but somehow didn't hit the head. I got headshots from random zombies and maybe some innocents. But just like the A-Team, I missed my target! Hawkeye and Cage aren't happy I am here. "What the hell are you doing?!"
"Killing zombies! What else does it look like you Robin Hood wannabe?!"
"Zombies?"
"Yeah, zombies. Come on, open your eyes. What else- AH!" At that moment, Zombie Fist put a hole through my chest thanks to this stupid move that involves Chi. What is this, a manga?! With a swift and precise slice, I cut the arm off and took that the part that was in my body out of me. "Hey guys?" I show off the zombie arm. "I could use a hand here! Get it?"
"I thought we would never sink this low."
"Aw, shut up." I then put a gun to Zombie Fist's head and shot him. One less zombie in the world. I bet I will get a more zombie kill count than Frank West and Chris Redfield combined!
"Hey, where is Luke Cage"
"...aw crap." I was then knocked through a couple of walls courtesy of Mr. Cage. "What was that for!"
"You killed my friend, you lousy jive turkey!"
"Oh, turkey! I would like mine with gravy! And cranberries. And a hot babe!"
"Me too! Then Hawkeye jumped next to Luke.
"Hey, calm down. I think Deadpool was-" He was then backhanded into another building. That has got to hurt! And dude doesn't even have any powers! And now I am alone with a super who looks pissed off. Quick, what should I do!
Health: Hole in chest and some broken bones. Should heal in an update or two. Inventory: Same as before only with 88 handgun ammo. Location: Some random building List of heroes killed: Iron Fist
A. Fight Cage who has insane amount of strength and nearly unbreakable skin. B. Run away to fight another day. C. Try to convince Hawkeye to help. D. Try to use my lovable charm to calm Luke down. Z. Some other option.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Aug 27, 2012 17:50:29 GMT -6
A!
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Post by Song Nai on Aug 27, 2012 19:15:30 GMT -6
A
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Post by Kong The Jester on Aug 27, 2012 21:26:23 GMT -6
A
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silentking
New Survivor
World's Greatest Misnomer
Posts: 24
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Post by silentking on Aug 28, 2012 23:48:51 GMT -6
"I say we kill this mofo!"
"I agree. And apparently, so do the readers."
"Sorry Cage, but the people vote for your de-" And that was when I got knuckle sandwich with a can of whoop-ass opened in my face. I got sent flying several feet until a wall stopped me. Then I saw Luke coming towards me like the Terminator! "Crap, what now!"
"We could ask the readers-"
"Too early for that! Okay, think. This dude has unbreakable skin. My rocket launcher might stagger him. But I won't be able to use it a later date. Aw man, this puzzle is a hard one!"
"Hurry! He is coming closer!"
"Come on Deadpool! You killed Wolverine before, well he came back later but I digress, this should be simple!" That is when the idea came to me. And my voices approved it of it! "Now to bring him in close... Hey Cage! Your momma was lousy in bed! And she makes horrible pancakes! You could Wolverine with that junk!" That irked him.
He then charged at me and then grabbed me by the throat. "I'mma rearrange your face so badly, that not even your healing factor will be able to bring it back." Yikes, I think he means it.
"Nooooooooo!"
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!
"Maybeeeeeeeee"
"Just joking!" Just as Cage pulled his arm back, I stuffed a grenade down his throat. For added measure, the pin was off just as he grabbed me. So, the grenade went off, killing him. He may have unbreakable skin. But his insides aren't made of the same stuff! "Winner, Deadpool! ...now what do I do?"
Health: Some broken bones. Inventory: 2 katanas, 2 pistols, 2 uzis, 11 grenades,1 bazooka, 1 shotgun, 88 handgun ammo, 300 machine gun ammo, 75 shotgun shells Location: Random building List of supers killed: Iron Fist, Luke Cage
A. Go check out on Hawkeye B. Kill Hawkeye for the heck of it C. Go to a club which will most likely end in a blood bath by either you or zombies D. Go wander around. Z. You decide!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Aug 28, 2012 23:52:02 GMT -6
B!
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Post by Slayer_22 on Sept 4, 2012 10:14:42 GMT -6
B
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Zomby Wulf
Experienced Survivor
I Only Do *Redacted*
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Post by Zomby Wulf on Sept 5, 2012 1:36:36 GMT -6
G
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Post by Song Nai on Sept 5, 2012 18:03:48 GMT -6
A
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silentking
New Survivor
World's Greatest Misnomer
Posts: 24
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Post by silentking on Sept 8, 2012 1:56:44 GMT -6
YO! Guy who created this. The people have voted! SO update already, you procastinating asshole. Or do I need to bring out the grenade?
"Bring it out! And stuff it down the throat!"
"May I suggest somewhere else? Perhaps the other end?"
Yeah...I like it! Oh, wait. The pussy is updating right now. Pfft, what a wuss. We just gave out a single threat and he obeys like a scared brat.
"Shall we still stick a grenade up his ass?"
Nah, we need him. Without him, we can't better spread my awesomeness without him. But afterwards... it depends on how long it takes between voting and updates. Now, ON TO MY NEVERENDING SAGA!
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Hmm, I have the strange urge to kill, probably cause voting. Which I don't take part in because politics is too complex for me. So, I go over to Hawkeye, is lying on the ground in a random building holding onto his arm. Got to hand it to him, he is taking his injuries like a champ. He is bleeding all over, must have all of his ribs broken, maybe cracked spine, and his arm doesn't look right.
"Are bones suppose to stick out like that? It doesn't even look like the way movies describe it. And I don't even mean that the media exaggerates this type of injury."
"Shall we put him out of his misery?"
'tis why we are here. Let us begin the murdering. "Hey buddy. How you doing? Need a doctor?"
"Haha. Very funny Deadpool. Help me up. I think there is a meta around here who can fix me up."
"Don't you mean mutant? Oh right. DC is part of this, and they classified everyone that has superpowers as a meta."
"What?"
"Nothing. Anyway, that dude is probably zombified right now. Hey is that bite mark?"
"Huh? I didn't get-" At that moment, I struck. Only for him to move my blade so it hits his good arm (Relatively speaking) instead of his neck. Dammit! "What the hell!"
"Don't worry, how much trouble can this wanker be?"
"Heh. Wanker is a funny word because it means penis."
"Silence! Okay, where were we? Oh yeah, putting out of your misery."
"Have you lost it, Deadpool?! Oh yeah, stupid question."
"Eh, you got to do to survive. This zombie infection could spread pretty quickly, and we can't have any weaklings in this new world. Now how about-urk!" A hand with a red glove on went through my chest. As it exit my chest, there was no wound. Hmm, must be a random burst of healing. As I turned around, I realized that it was not so. "Oh, the Flash. Better run!" I then dodge to the left as a grenade I had secretly slipped out exploded. The Flash was not aware enough to take it away and had been forced to retreat.
"So end Hawkeye"
"But now we have to deal with a speedster who can phase through objects and run eight times the speed of light."
"W T Fuck?! Eight times?!"
"He is a DC hero. What you expect? Now what do we do, folks?"
Health: Dazed a little do to Flash phasing me Inventory: 2 katanas, 2 pistols, 2 uzis, 10 grenades,1 bazooka, 1 shotgun, 88 handgun ammo, 300 machine gun ammo, 75 shotgun shells Location: Another Random building List of supers killed: Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Hawkeye
A. RETREAT! B. Taunt Flash and get him to act too rashly to go for an instant knockout blow. C. Convince Flash with my loveable charm to stand down and that this was all a huge misunderstanding. D. FIGHT THE FLASH! (If you pick this, please say how our anti-hero should do so as Deadpool has no idea to beat a guy who can run eight times the speed of light and have the agility to not run into others. Along with other abilities.) Z. MAKE UP YOUR OWN!
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