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Post by Veta on Apr 21, 2013 11:46:58 GMT -6
D.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 22, 2013 15:34:21 GMT -6
B
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Post by Gabe Bar on Apr 23, 2013 22:03:14 GMT -6
Avoiding the lure of Badger Opium, you depart back into the dark wild as the sun sets in the Asslandian sky. However, your quest is interrupted BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER! Doo-deee-doo-dee-DOOOO Dun nuh nah nuh NEH DUN NUH NAH NUH NEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH What? It's fucking battle music you cunt! We're on a budget! Ambushing you out of the tall grass is Robo-Veta and his Mexican Robo-Banditos! "Gimme that sweet roll you got from old lady Palmer!" A. "Go soak your head, Veta. I'm not giving you my sweet roll!" B. "Yeah, you look hungry. Did your mom drink away all your food coupons?" C. "S-sure" D. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." G. Remain Silent. ___________________ Health:60% Armor: -Hide Armor of Cuntiness Weapon: -Dragon Dildo Items: -Sweetroll that you totally had this entire time -2 AA Batteries -2 Essence of Booty -1 Bag of Mocking Laughter -3 Scoops of Disappointment Flavored Ice Cream Feats: -Open Palm Booty Slap -Goblin Engineering -Weapon Proficiency: Guns -Gee Billy, Two wieners! ___________________
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Post by Rai Chiller on Apr 23, 2013 22:33:19 GMT -6
B
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Post by Slayer_22 on Apr 24, 2013 7:53:23 GMT -6
b, and if he says anything afterwards? d.
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Post by Veta on Apr 24, 2013 10:25:14 GMT -6
Same as Izzy.
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Post by Gabe Bar on Jun 15, 2013 16:47:37 GMT -6
"Yeah, you look hungry. Did your mom drink away all your food coupons?" you say cheekily as you taunt Veta with your sweetroll. "Don't talk about my mom you punk!" Veta yells. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seal-" you start before Veta throttles you in a retard rage. You move to unsheath your mighty Dragon Dildo but Veta's girly robo-fists pummel you within an inch of your life. He takes your sweetroll and he departs with his robo-banditos to the Gabe Bar. You're nearly dead, what do? A. Stand behind cover and wait for your health to regenerate B. Lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot... to regenerate health C. Pull shards of glass out of your arm to regenerate health D. Find a medkit to regenerate health E. Perform an execution on the nearby elder dragon to regenerate health F. Jesus Christ an Elder Dragon, run! G. Go to the Gabe Bar. ___________________ Health:0.0000000867530Nineeeeee-ine% Armor: -Hide Armor of Cuntiness Weapon: -Dragon Dildo Items: -Shame -2 Essence of Booty -1 Bag of Mocking Laughter -3 Scoops of Disappointment Flavored Ice Cream Feats: -Open Palm Booty Slap -Goblin Engineering -Weapon Proficiency: Guns -Gee Billy, Two wieners! ___________________
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Post by Slayer_22 on Jun 15, 2013 17:20:45 GMT -6
b and a
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Post by Veta on Jun 15, 2013 18:33:43 GMT -6
B
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jun 15, 2013 19:19:07 GMT -6
C
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Jun 16, 2013 20:37:48 GMT -6
E and F. In that order.
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Post by Zomby Wulf on Jun 17, 2013 1:41:42 GMT -6
Whatever Ace said.
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