Post by Zomby Wulf on Sept 4, 2012 16:49:00 GMT -6
Once upon a time there was a thing called the Internet where people could go onto to illegally download music and post images of cats.
People learned to use this "Internet" to expand and explore their social anxieties. One popular way to do this was to establish a fictional character on message boards, otherwise known as forums, to act out their lucrative fantasies.
But what happens when things stop being all fun and games and start getting real? As in people start dying. OMGBarbuhQSauze!
You are a new user on one of these so called "forums" on the so called "Internet." This forum is quite specific towards...doing stuff...to pretty men. You can use your imagine.
Oh Dear God! Stop doing that! Turn your imagination off! For the love of your respective deity, stop using your brain!
Whew, let's not do that again. Here, let me use your imagination for you. You have a choice of different personae to embody on this magical adventure. Let's take a look at what you can strive to be.
As a side note, all of these caricatures use proper grammar because fuck you I'm not doing that. Depending on which archetype you choose, your interactions with the other forum users will be different. But before we get to that, let's choose your new user name.
What a fantastic choice, I can already tell that I will have the most funnest time typing that name over and over again.
So, you've made your account, chosen your ingenious username, and developed your personality through a highly complex algorithm of picking a number between 1 and 5, now it's time to meet your fellow RPers in this great big world of this proboards forum.
Oh, such lovable people. I can tell you are all going to get along just famously. I mean, if it wasn't for the fact that everyone wasn't suddenly going to start dying every which way. Oh, I'm sorry, did you forget that this CYOA was about people being killed off one by one and it's your job to find out who the mysterious culprit is? Cuz I sure did. Don't worry about it through, it's my fault since I only vaguely referenced it once.
Since you're just a newly fresh faced individual, you haven't even gotten a chance to send as much as a PM before you hear the startling rumors that someone has been MURDERED! In all caps like that too. Now here's where we go OOC. Since there isn't much in the way of choices in this first post, you get to choose who was the first nigga to get st8 mercd! How lucky! Now this doesn't mean that you'll always get to choose or that I'll be doing it randomly or something cuz I'm not sure yet. It really is an adventure for the both of us.
!. Spade
@. NinjaSheep21
#. Dah Vendor
$. The Drug you can't deny. G-A-B-E gonna get you high.
%. Doj
^. King The Clown
&. Rhey
*. Randomduder who is just here in case you don't want to kill dem main characters just yet. Yuh Pansies.
(. Ayazi
). jamz azn
People learned to use this "Internet" to expand and explore their social anxieties. One popular way to do this was to establish a fictional character on message boards, otherwise known as forums, to act out their lucrative fantasies.
But what happens when things stop being all fun and games and start getting real? As in people start dying. OMGBarbuhQSauze!
You are a new user on one of these so called "forums" on the so called "Internet." This forum is quite specific towards...doing stuff...to pretty men. You can use your imagine.
Oh Dear God! Stop doing that! Turn your imagination off! For the love of your respective deity, stop using your brain!
Whew, let's not do that again. Here, let me use your imagination for you. You have a choice of different personae to embody on this magical adventure. Let's take a look at what you can strive to be.
1. The Cboxer
What's that? You like to stay in the cbox all day and not actually post? That's cool. It's totally a way of contribution towards keeping the site active, I mean, where do people first go when they view the site if not the cbox? There's no fuckin way you'll ever be banned for being that totally cool dude who's always there for everybody.
2. Admin's Pet
What was that Mr. Admin Sir? Of course you're right. The holocaust was totally worth it. Enslavement? Uuuuh, Cha, totally. I mean, I'm black and all, but we should still totally be in enslavement as long as you think it High General Admin Lord. Come again, My Messiah? No really, come again.
3. The Trollolololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololpenislololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
4. The RPer
You take your shit seriously. Time for a new thread? Let's plan this mother out. You're character should do this, mine will do that. We need to meet up these three groups over here. Time to properly introduce the next story arc. Who's posting next? We have an order here guys and you're missing it up.
5. The L33t Hacker
I don't want to put anything here, so don't pick it. Or do, I don't fuckin care.
What's that? You like to stay in the cbox all day and not actually post? That's cool. It's totally a way of contribution towards keeping the site active, I mean, where do people first go when they view the site if not the cbox? There's no fuckin way you'll ever be banned for being that totally cool dude who's always there for everybody.
2. Admin's Pet
What was that Mr. Admin Sir? Of course you're right. The holocaust was totally worth it. Enslavement? Uuuuh, Cha, totally. I mean, I'm black and all, but we should still totally be in enslavement as long as you think it High General Admin Lord. Come again, My Messiah? No really, come again.
3. The Trollolololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololpenislololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
4. The RPer
You take your shit seriously. Time for a new thread? Let's plan this mother out. You're character should do this, mine will do that. We need to meet up these three groups over here. Time to properly introduce the next story arc. Who's posting next? We have an order here guys and you're missing it up.
5. The L33t Hacker
I don't want to put anything here, so don't pick it. Or do, I don't fuckin care.
As a side note, all of these caricatures use proper grammar because fuck you I'm not doing that. Depending on which archetype you choose, your interactions with the other forum users will be different. But before we get to that, let's choose your new user name.
A. Hawt2trot
B. smokedawg420
C. lonelytendon
D. petcockvein
E. campgroundfingers
B. smokedawg420
C. lonelytendon
D. petcockvein
E. campgroundfingers
What a fantastic choice, I can already tell that I will have the most funnest time typing that name over and over again.
So, you've made your account, chosen your ingenious username, and developed your personality through a highly complex algorithm of picking a number between 1 and 5, now it's time to meet your fellow RPers in this great big world of this proboards forum.
Oh, such lovable people. I can tell you are all going to get along just famously. I mean, if it wasn't for the fact that everyone wasn't suddenly going to start dying every which way. Oh, I'm sorry, did you forget that this CYOA was about people being killed off one by one and it's your job to find out who the mysterious culprit is? Cuz I sure did. Don't worry about it through, it's my fault since I only vaguely referenced it once.
Since you're just a newly fresh faced individual, you haven't even gotten a chance to send as much as a PM before you hear the startling rumors that someone has been MURDERED! In all caps like that too. Now here's where we go OOC. Since there isn't much in the way of choices in this first post, you get to choose who was the first nigga to get st8 mercd! How lucky! Now this doesn't mean that you'll always get to choose or that I'll be doing it randomly or something cuz I'm not sure yet. It really is an adventure for the both of us.
!. Spade
@. NinjaSheep21
#. Dah Vendor
$. The Drug you can't deny. G-A-B-E gonna get you high.
%. Doj
^. King The Clown
&. Rhey
*. Randomduder who is just here in case you don't want to kill dem main characters just yet. Yuh Pansies.
(. Ayazi
). jamz azn