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Post by Rai Chiller on Oct 20, 2013 20:48:21 GMT -6
THE TROLL 2 POKEMON SILENT HILL CYOA a noire science fiction political action horror suspense thriller by Rai Chiller This story takes place in the pokemon universe kinda. its srs ok
JOSH JOHNSON, 24 D.O.B.: 04/27/89 HOMETOWN: PALLET TOWN, KA CURRENT RESIDENCE: SILENT NILBOG, HN OCCUPATION: N/A EYE COLOR: CHOCOLATEY HAZEL HAIR COLOR: CRISPY BLONDE PHYSICAL DESCRIP- Agent Jordan threw the file on the table. He'd looked at it enough over the past few days, but was still unsure of where to start his investigation. This man had been missing for a good month at this point, but he had no surviving relatives. Honestly, nobody at the bureau was even sure how this missing persons report was filed to begin with. It seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. But, like seemingly all undesirable cases, it found its way to Jack Jordan's desk. Typical. The reason Jack was so reluctant to begin the investigation was because he literally didn't know how. He looked up Silent Nilbog in every atlas he could find and was met with an irregular gap between the towns of Shitberg and Sjervgen. Jack paced around his office nervously. His record up to this point was flawless, even after all the shit cases he had been handed. He couldn't just sweep this one under the carpet... ...Or could he? Nobody had heard of this town. The entire case could've been filed as a joke, a way to end Jack's perfect streak. Fat Jimmy himself said he'd shove a butter knife up Jack's rectum if he didn't quit being competent. That's it, it could all be a ploy by Fat Jimmy... Jack shook his head. There was too much at stake if it WAS a real case. Jack sat down at his desk and sighed, unsure what his next course of action should be.
Jack Jordan Level 1 EXP: 0 HP: 30/30 Sanity: 100% Current Party: N/A Inventory: Johnson Case File Bureau Badge CHOICE #1Pick Jack's starter pokemon A. Magikarp B. Luvdisc C. Gibble D. Squirtle E. Charmander F. Bulbasaur G. Froakie H. Fennekin I. Chespin J. Garbodor K. Vanillice L. Furfrau M. Caterpie N. None O. Other CHOICE #2Jack's first course of action 1. Ask around the bureau and see if they can give you any clues or information on Silent Nilbog's location 2. Read the case file further 3. Google that shit 4. Check the old creepy atlas at the corner of your bookshelf that nobody has touched in decades 5. CYOA
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Oct 20, 2013 20:51:38 GMT -6
M. and 5. Flirt with the hot secretary in the next room. Have Caterpie use stringshot if she won't come willingly.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Oct 20, 2013 21:05:26 GMT -6
J 3.
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Post by Veta on Oct 20, 2013 21:13:35 GMT -6
I'm with T.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Oct 20, 2013 21:59:25 GMT -6
Jack waits coldly in his desk for a few moments, trying to go through all the possible solutions in his head. He decides that he's probably not thinking straight right now. Jack pulls a pokeball out of his desk and releases his pokemon: Caterpie. It makes a horrible mechanical noise, like something out of an old 8-bit handheld gaming machine, as Jack scratches its head and pets it. After molesting his caterpie for another ten minutes, Jack leaves his office. He needs more time to think, more time to consider new approaches, more time to- Holy shit it's Jasmine. She's so fucking hot. Slut. Jack's legs get weak when he sees Jasmine. She's always been a flirt since the day they met, and a major distraction for every man in the office. Jack slowly approaches Jasmine, unsure what to say. CHOICE #1Come up with a name for Caterpie. I'll pick the best one. CHOICE #2A. Try playing up how young and wealthy you are. She seems like a gold digger. B. Have Caterpie stringshot her. Maybe she's into bondage C. Put your hand on her shoulder and massage her back, slowly working your hands to her bra clasps D. Madly declare your love in front of everyone E. Ask her for information regarding Silent Nilbog F. Stuff caterpie down your pants and flex in front of her G. Grab her and run to the nearest broom closest against her will
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Post by Veta on Oct 20, 2013 22:02:49 GMT -6
I'll pick the name. Ser Slitherin Buttsir
I totes pick G for end of the world broom closet secks
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Oct 20, 2013 22:03:43 GMT -6
C, and the name of Caterpie shall be Metapod.
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Oct 20, 2013 22:05:50 GMT -6
Name Caterpie Metapod, and I'm willing to risk taming the mad beast with C.
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Post by Slayer_22 on Oct 21, 2013 1:19:38 GMT -6
well anything that was once serious in this rpg is now gone. name it dog.
and f seems like the logical choice.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Oct 25, 2013 20:22:01 GMT -6
Jack approaches Jasmine's desk slowly, not wanting to draw attention. Metapod accidentally thinks the crowd chose option B and stringshots randomly. It hits Jack's leg and he trips, knocking over all the super important files and shit on Jasmine's desk. She's furious, as the many veins in her old lady hands are engorged. Jack stands up and tries to think of something to do to calm her down before she rips him and Metapod in half.
"Shhhhh. It's gonna be alright." Jack whispers as he begins to massage her back and neck. Unable to gauge her reaction from behind, Jack works his hands down to her bra strap, which was sticking through the back of her top.
"Let's ease some of the tension." Jack unhooks the bra. This causes a thunderous flopping noise as the entire building shakes to its foundations. Jasmine quickly turns around, nearly decapitating Jack with a lethal bounce. She uppercuts him and runs to the bathroom fuming. Oh shit, she's probably going to call the police. Or worse: HR
Jack Jordan Level 1 EXP: 0 HP: 30/30 Sanity: 100%
Current Party: Metapod Level 3 0/300 XP [Stringshot] [tail whip] [tackle]
Inventory: Johnson Case File Bureau Badge
CHOICE #1
A. Quickly ransack her desk for information regarding Nilbog and get the fuck out of the office before this escalates (50% chance of working) B. Run after her and try to explain yourself (see choice #2) C. Stringshot her before she can get away and try to hide her in the broom closet (90% chance of working, but will probably have terrible implications later on) D. Casually go to the breakroom to get some coffee and wait until this shit blows over. (100% chance of working) E. Go murder the HR director
CHOICE #2
1. "My hand slipped babe, really!" 2. "The only thing I want between our relationship is latex" 3. "I was under the impression you were a feminist." 4. "Doesn't count as sexual harassment if there's no penetration." 5. "You're kind of sexy when you're calling 911." 6. come up with your own
How good the explanation is will determine the chance of success.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Oct 25, 2013 20:30:21 GMT -6
I vote for ALL of the choices at once.
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Post by Slayer_22 on Oct 25, 2013 20:46:29 GMT -6
a
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Post by Tbone on Oct 25, 2013 23:05:46 GMT -6
A 1
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Post by Tbone110 The Amurican Bastard on Oct 26, 2013 0:04:26 GMT -6
Actually, change my vote to all the choices.
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Post by Veta on Oct 28, 2013 13:48:05 GMT -6
All the choices. And 6: "You're an angel, because it's like you fell from heaven. And fucked up your face upon landing."
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