Post by Rai Chiller on Aug 4, 2015 21:33:59 GMT -6
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey hey hey
You: It's fat fucking albert
Stranger: M or f
You: F
You: U
Stranger: M
Stranger: Age
You: E
You: FUCK I wanted to spell Fume
You: My age is legal
You: let's fuck baby
Stranger: Kik?
You: You want me to kick you? That's kinky as shit
You: Almost as kinking as fucking a baby like I suggested
Stranger: No I want nudes
You: Oh! Hold on
You: Lemme just get my studio photography area all set up
You: It's a bitch to set up the camera
You: God dammit they got exposed to light
You: Hold on I need to clean up my dark room
You: FUCK I stubbed my toe
You: Let me just turn on the light over here
Stranger: Okay
You: my entire photo collection just got ruined
You: why the fuck did I turn on the light
You: WHY
Stranger: Idk what's your kik messenger
You: My foot.
Stranger has disconnected.
You: I hand you a loaded handgun
Stranger: hi
You: What do you do
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why
You: You laugh and ask why?
You: I snap your neck
You: You failed the test
You: Try again bitch
You have disconnected.
Stranger: A
You: B
Stranger: C
You: There is no C blood types you dumb fuck
You have disconnected.
You: SHORYUKEN
Stranger: huh lol
You: Oh
You: You really don't know what a shoryuken is?
Stranger: no
You: Tell me your life story
You: I'd love to hear more about this rock you live under
Stranger: are you a bot lol
You: Yes, I'm a bot that can somehow specifically respond to what you're saying
You: of course I'm not a bot
Stranger: lol
You: Crickey
Stranger: huh
You: You've never heard of crickey?
Stranger: no lol
You: Approximately how much does your rock weigh?
Stranger: Haha lots
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hi I'm a male looking for a girl who likes to have a fun time on Kik and sext and just talk no bots please
Stranger: M or f
You: Oh
You: So I've read what you've said
You: and I'm totally down with all of it
Stranger: And
You: BUT
You: does having a mechanical penis count as being a bot
Stranger: Lol what
Stranger: Are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm gender fluid. The important thing is I have a robotic cock
You: Will you still love me?
Stranger: Is it on you can you take it off
You: Have you ever seen robocop?
Stranger: Nope
You: Go watch robocop and then you'll understand my robocock
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Suddenly a naked fat man jumps into the nearest window
You: Your response?
Stranger: Is that my shadow? Lol
You: lulz
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like sex.
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age
You: OH
You: You were trying to tell me you were a mage
You: fucking nerd
You have disconnected.
You: Hey hey hey
You: It's fat fucking albert
Stranger: M or f
You: F
You: U
Stranger: M
Stranger: Age
You: E
You: FUCK I wanted to spell Fume
You: My age is legal
You: let's fuck baby
Stranger: Kik?
You: You want me to kick you? That's kinky as shit
You: Almost as kinking as fucking a baby like I suggested
Stranger: No I want nudes
You: Oh! Hold on
You: Lemme just get my studio photography area all set up
You: It's a bitch to set up the camera
You: God dammit they got exposed to light
You: Hold on I need to clean up my dark room
You: FUCK I stubbed my toe
You: Let me just turn on the light over here
Stranger: Okay
You: my entire photo collection just got ruined
You: why the fuck did I turn on the light
You: WHY
Stranger: Idk what's your kik messenger
You: My foot.
Stranger has disconnected.
You: I hand you a loaded handgun
Stranger: hi
You: What do you do
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why
You: You laugh and ask why?
You: I snap your neck
You: You failed the test
You: Try again bitch
You have disconnected.
Stranger: A
You: B
Stranger: C
You: There is no C blood types you dumb fuck
You have disconnected.
You: SHORYUKEN
Stranger: huh lol
You: Oh
You: You really don't know what a shoryuken is?
Stranger: no
You: Tell me your life story
You: I'd love to hear more about this rock you live under
Stranger: are you a bot lol
You: Yes, I'm a bot that can somehow specifically respond to what you're saying
You: of course I'm not a bot
Stranger: lol
You: Crickey
Stranger: huh
You: You've never heard of crickey?
Stranger: no lol
You: Approximately how much does your rock weigh?
Stranger: Haha lots
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hi I'm a male looking for a girl who likes to have a fun time on Kik and sext and just talk no bots please
Stranger: M or f
You: Oh
You: So I've read what you've said
You: and I'm totally down with all of it
Stranger: And
You: BUT
You: does having a mechanical penis count as being a bot
Stranger: Lol what
Stranger: Are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm gender fluid. The important thing is I have a robotic cock
You: Will you still love me?
Stranger: Is it on you can you take it off
You: Have you ever seen robocop?
Stranger: Nope
You: Go watch robocop and then you'll understand my robocock
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Suddenly a naked fat man jumps into the nearest window
You: Your response?
Stranger: Is that my shadow? Lol
You: lulz
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like sex.
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age
You: OH
You: You were trying to tell me you were a mage
You: fucking nerd
You have disconnected.