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Post by Song Nai on Jan 11, 2010 21:45:20 GMT -6
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 11, 2010 22:16:52 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option A! +3 COGS' Points!Chris grabbed Jill and ran the hell away from Kent. As he sprinted with Jill on his shoulder, he heard a explosion from behind him. Turning his head, he saw a mushroom cloud. Kent's body must've 'sploded. 'OH SHI-. Looks liek I made a good choice! Finally reaching Wesker and Barry, Wesker noticed he didn't have teh newb. "Where the hell is Kent? And Why is Jill a bloody pulp? And WHY is there a nuclear cloud in the background?" Chris thought for a second, and then replied; Wesker shrugged. "Well, I suppose it IS rather lulzy... lulz..." They laughed for a good ten minutes before remembering that Jill wuz dying or some ****. "Alright Barry, get me mah medkit." Wesker ordered. Barry looked at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded kitten. "Ugh... The shiny white and red box... Please?" Barry was like a sleep. "Fuck it, I'll go get it." Chris got up and picked it up, opening it, there was a single lulzy pic inside. "Oh shiz, we haz no medical supplies... Someone forgot to restock before we left... >_>" Chris glared at Barry, who appeared to have had a stroke. Jill was basically dead, so Chris had no idea what the fuck to do. A). Try to create a robotic heart for Jill out of Grass blades and Barry's spit. (Matt Way) B). Bitch slap Barry and ask him to help. (Veta Way) C). Say "Fuck you!" To everybody and just go into the Mansion with Wesker. (Shark Way) D). Kiss Jill, only her true love may revive her... (Lolno) (COGS Way) E). "Strangah!!!!!!!! I have a green herb I might be willin' to sell!" (Merchant Way) Stats [/u] COGS Points: 3 Veta Points: 1 Matt Points: 1 Shark Points: 1 Merchant Points: 1 Roid Gauge: 8,999%[/center]
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 11, 2010 22:19:17 GMT -6
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Post by Shark on Jan 11, 2010 22:45:35 GMT -6
C. Because Wesker is win
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Jan 12, 2010 16:15:47 GMT -6
E for convenience.
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Post by Veta on Jan 12, 2010 19:03:19 GMT -6
STRANGAH!
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 13, 2010 0:22:12 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option E! +1 Merchant Point!"Strangah!!!!!!!!!!! I have a Green Herb I might be willin' to sell!" A voice called out from the distance. Chris squinted hard to see the figure. It looked like a rapist with a backpack. He got closer. "panting, he asked Chris, "Need some supplies, Strangah?" Looking back at Jill, Chris asked the Merchant if he could see his stock. The Merchant chuckled, and opened his cloak. "HOLY SHIT DUDE, NOT THAT STO... Oh. I see..." "Didn't you say something about a green herb?" Chris asked. "Cheah." The Merchant said as he pulled out a marijuana leaf. "The hell?" Wesker's eyes widened. "Hey! Smack me somma that shiznit!" "Heh heh, 600 pestas, Strangah!" Wesker tossed him a bag of coins. Looking inside, the Merchant nodded and chuckled some more. "Hey! I need some of that too! I mean, for Jill!" "600 Pestas then, Strangah." Looking in his pockets, Chris came up with nothing. "Not enough Cash!!! Strangah..." Chris was disheartened. "What if I kill you?!?" Chris threatened. The Merchant chuckled madly. "Strangah, don't you remembah? You're on Holy Sh*t!!! difficulty! Which means if you kill me, no more guns for you!" Chris's face filled with Rage; "Look Strangah, if you can shoot 12 blue medallions in the Mansion, I'll give yah a discount... Oh, and a prize o' course!" Chris was like: WTF?!?A). Do as he says, the Merchant may be useful later, and Jill's gotta live. (COGS Way) B). Pfft, I'll make my own Marijuana, thank you very much! (Matt Way) C). Dude, totally ask Wesker to like, lend you some dope, man! (Shark Way) D). I'm kinda a surgeon! I can fix her up myself! (Veta Way) E). Kill the Merchant and take the Marijuana. (Douche Way) Stats [/u] COGS Points: 3 Merchant Points: 2 Veta Points: 1 Shark Points: 1 Matt Points: 1 Roid Gauge: 8998.999999%[/center]
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Post by Veta on Jan 13, 2010 0:28:24 GMT -6
Kinda? Lulz... D.
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Post by cogs on Jan 13, 2010 7:03:52 GMT -6
A
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Post by Simon Allen on Jan 13, 2010 15:43:30 GMT -6
D.
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 13, 2010 17:49:10 GMT -6
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 14, 2010 0:19:39 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option D!+1 Veta Point!"Pfft, I don't need you! Foolish Merchant..." Grabbing a nearby twig and using whiskey as morphine, you attempt to save Jill from her coma state. Wesker was high as hell and attempting to get Barry to sing David Bowie songs with him. The Merchant was chuckling madly, but this was to be expected. Somehow managing to cut open Jill's stomach with a twig, you puke all over her when you see the organs. Yelling over to Wesker, you ask him for his knife. Wesker pukes all over Barry and stumbles over. Wesker had somehow grown a full beard in the last five minutes and found a funky hat."Dude, what do you need?" "Wesker, I have a confession to make... I may or may not have beaten the shit out of Jill cuz bitch didn't listen..." "Yeah... Anyway, I need some kind of stitching material to patch up the gaping wound she has in her stomach..." "I think I saw some drunk dude carrying some string by the mansion front door..." Looking at the front porch, Chris was horrified. "THE FUCK YOU WANT, BOY? I AIN'T PLAYIN' NO VIDYA GAMES ROUND HERE. YOU COME ANY CLOSER N' YUR FUCKIN' DEAD."Chris was liek; "OH SHI-" A). Confront the drunk guy, maybe he's nicer than he looks... (Wouldn't count on it...) (COGS way) B). You know, Marijuana looks really good right n... GARBLEGRABL*Steals from Wesker* (Matt way) C). Rush the drunk dude, epic duels ahoy! (Shark way) D). Pfft, only sissy Surgeons use string. Real men use pine cones! (Veta way) E). Maybe the Merchant can do something... (Merchant way) Stats COGS Points: 3 Veta Points: 2 Merchant Points: 2 Matt Points: 1 Shark Points: 1 Roid Gauge: OH SHI-[/center]
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 14, 2010 0:48:19 GMT -6
C
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Post by cogs on Jan 14, 2010 7:04:16 GMT -6
A will lead to C, So A.
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Post by Veta on Jan 14, 2010 7:14:32 GMT -6
C.
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Post by Simon Allen on Jan 15, 2010 16:26:18 GMT -6
C.
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 16, 2010 0:20:16 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option C! +1 Shark Point!"I HAZ to get that string!" Chris finally decided. "Strangah, don't you think it'd be more... Not dangerous just to shoot some silly medallions?" The Merchant said. Chris rolled up his sleeves. "FOAR JILL." Injecting steroids into his vein, Chris again became a monster. The drunk guy was unnerved however. Probably because he was drunk as shit. The Merchant hid inside a convenient broom closet to escape the madness. Chris turned into some sorta uber bull of pure rage. His fury was uncontainable. Rushing at the drunk dude, he smashed into the wall on accident. The drunk dude chugged a bottle of vodka and laughed at him. Chris freaked the FUCK out. The Drunk dude chuckled and said: Chris had the fury of a million islamsCharging at the drunk dude some moar, he somehow missed all his charges. Until he realized... The Drunk dude wasn't real at all. Wesker was just high, and Chris had been taking therapy for hallucinations since he was a ' wee girl.The Merchant came out of the broom closet when Chris's rage was over. "Strangah! Ye' didn't tell me you were into steroids! I have a large stock of those..." Chris was still fucking mad. "I JUST NEED SOME MARIJUANA TO SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS. >:(" Chris fumed. "Okey, okey. Just keep yur underpanties on!" Pulling out a bong of weed, Merchant handed it to Chris. Three hours later, after Chris, Jill, Wesker, and even the Merchant, were done being high, they remembered that they came to investigate the Mansion... Oh, and Barry was gone. "OH SHI-. I'M HIS LEGAL GUARDIAN! IF THE COPS FIND OUT I LOST HIM...." Chris slapped Wesker. "We ARE the cops, foo'." Jill, who had miraculously recovered from her fatal wounds thanks to dope, pointed to the mansion. "Look! There's a trail of crayons leading to the mansion! He prolly went in there..." "WELL LETS GO ****ING FIND 'IM." END OF CHAPTER ONE.
BEGINNING OF CHAPTER 2 "In which Chris, Wesker, Jill, and the Merchant ENTER the mansion, in search of their compatriot, Barry Burton..." [/u][/center] -Only Cap'n Wesker, Jill, Myself, and the Rapist are in the mansion entrance... We don't have a ****ing clue where the hell Barry is...-ENTER THE SURVIVAL HORROR MOTHER FACKERBIG DECISIONISM TYME CHILLUNS. What kinda Mansion style you want, foo'? A). Epic looking REmake style MansionB). Lulzy original Style Mansion.Stats [/u] COGS Points: 3 Merchant Points: 2 Veta Points: 2 Shark Points: 2 Matt Points: 1 Roid Gauge: OVERHEATED. MUST REFILL SOON[/center]
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Post by Veta on Jan 16, 2010 0:31:40 GMT -6
B!
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 16, 2010 9:50:02 GMT -6
B
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Post by cogs on Jan 16, 2010 11:13:17 GMT -6
A
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2010 19:58:58 GMT -6
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Post by Kong The Jester on Jan 18, 2010 16:37:42 GMT -6
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 19, 2010 23:45:43 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option B! +1 Nothing Point!In response to all the negative feedback concerning maturity of the humor in this CYOA, I have decided to make it more... Intelligent. "I dare say my old chaps, where is Barry?" Chris politely pointed out. Wesker chuckled in a gentlemanly manner. "Why, I do believe he's missed the trolley!" They all chuckled for about five minutes. Jill finally said; "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING ABOUT? WE JUST GOT FUCKING HIGH AND KENT JUST GOT RIPPED TO FUCKING SHREDS." "PMS'ing much? Bitch..." Chris began smoking some more from his gentlemanly pipe. "Where the hell did you get that anyway?!" Jill yelled. "Why, my good chum the Merchant of course!' Chris said as he patted Merchant on the back. "Indeed." The Merchant said. He had somehow acquired a monocle and began singing "The Bold Pedler and Robin Hood". Chris and Wesker joined in at the chorus; " O Pedlar, Pedlar, what is in thy pack? Come speedily and tell to me. I've several suits of the gay green silks, And silken bowstrings by two or three!" Jill facepalmed. "Fuck you guys, I'm going to look for Barry." She said as she reached for the door handle. Wesker slapped her hand away like a retarded monkey. "Ouch!" "DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR." You could sense the rage in his voice. "Whoa, okay!" She backed away from the door handle. "I think we should split up into teams to look for Barry. Chris, you pick. Because I have no idea what the hell I'm doing." Wesker said. A). "I'M WITH JILL." (COGS Way) B). "Wesker, we should totally team up because we're buddies like that and I would never shoot you with a rocket launcher in the face, especially in a volcano and with a woman other than Jill!" (Veta Way) C). "I'll clone myself and team up with me." (Matt Way) D). "I'll go by myself. *Cool face*" (Shark Way) E). "Merchant, you're with me. I may need your hilariousness later on..." (Merchant Way) Stats COGS Points: 3 Merchant Points: 2 Veta Points: 2 Shark Points: 2 Matt Points: 1 Roid Gauge: Fack off. >_>[/center]
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Post by Veta on Jan 19, 2010 23:50:48 GMT -6
C!
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 20, 2010 0:03:19 GMT -6
E
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jan 20, 2010 0:20:34 GMT -6
E
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Post by Rai Chiller on Jan 20, 2010 16:10:05 GMT -6
MOAR VOTES PLZ
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2010 16:50:25 GMT -6
B!
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Post by Simon Allen on Jan 20, 2010 16:56:00 GMT -6
E.
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Post by Kong The Jester on Jan 20, 2010 17:47:29 GMT -6
E....Strangah
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