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Post by cogs on Jan 20, 2010 20:50:14 GMT -6
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Post by The Merchant on Jan 23, 2010 23:51:23 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option E! +1 Merchant Point!"Merchant, you're with me. I may need your hilariousness later on..." Chris said. "Aye!" The Merchant hoisted up his backpack. "Let's roll!" He said. "Alright, you guys go on ahead and see if that's Barry. Me and Jill with stay here... Indefinitely... And won't move." Wesker rambled. Chris took cover on one side of the door. "Merchant! We need to bust in, COPS style." Chris commanded. The Merchant shrugged and pushed open the door. "Oh, fuck you..." Chris facepalmed. "Strangah! Look!" Merchant called from across the room by the fireplace. "Who the hell did you get over there so fast?!?" The Merchant glared at him with the: 'Fuck off.' stare. "Anyways, it looks like blood..." The Merchant continued. "Gee, I hope this is not Barry's blood." Chris commented. "Pfft, why don't you go check out that dark looking door o'er thar, Strangah?" The Merchant pointed to a rather grim looking passage. "M'kay!" Chris said as he skipped over to the door. Over to the right, Chris heard chomping noises. "God dammit Barry. If that's your fat ass eating my lunch again..." Chris walked over to the corner. Some crazy old bastard was eating something on the floor. Taping him on the shoulder, the crazy old bastard turned around... "Holy shit dude, I'd tone down on the ketchup..." Chris remarked. "ARRRRRUHHHHHHH" The COB moaned. It grabbed Chris on the neck. "DUDE." It tried to bite his neck. "FUCK OFF OLD DUDE." Chris said as he broke away and pulled out his... Knife?!? Oh fuck. All you have is a fucking knife. Sucks to be you, dude. A). Run back to the Merchant, maybe he can help... (+3 Friendliness with the Merchant) (+1 Merchant Points) B). Run backwards toward the other side of the hall, then proceed to throw knives at the Zombie. (+1 Badassness) C). Jab dat knife in the Zombie's face, foo'! (+1 Shark Points) D). Call for halp. Merchant can get his ass in here. I'm too lazy. (+1 Veta Points) E). Run around in a circle aimlessly until the zombie leaves. (+0 Anything) F). Try to make out with the Zombie. >_> (+1 COGS Points) G). Toss a vial of acid at the zombie's face. Foolish Zombie, not wearing an acid proof face. (+1 Matt Points) H). Try to engage Roid Rage. (+500% ROIDGASM Points) Stats
Merchant Points: 3 COGS Points: 3 Veta Points: 2 Shark Points: 2 Matt Points: 1
Roid Gauge: Charging....
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Post by Veta on Jan 23, 2010 23:56:17 GMT -6
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Post by Song Nai on Jan 23, 2010 23:57:51 GMT -6
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Post by Traveling Riverside Roj on Jan 24, 2010 0:17:16 GMT -6
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Jan 24, 2010 2:21:35 GMT -6
A for possible weapon discounts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2010 14:59:58 GMT -6
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Post by cogs on Jan 25, 2010 17:32:55 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2010 19:05:18 GMT -6
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Post by Simon Allen on Jan 28, 2010 13:53:30 GMT -6
A.
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Post by The Merchant on Feb 4, 2010 16:59:20 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 17:20:58 GMT -6
Awww
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Post by Veta on Feb 7, 2010 12:09:54 GMT -6
Aaaaawwww
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Post by Rai Chiller on Feb 8, 2010 0:42:01 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option A! +1 Merchant Point!You run back to the Merchant for help. Screaming in fear as you piss and shit your pants at the same time. Yes, you're pissing, screaming, and shitting your pants all at the same time. Your pants nearly soaking wet with fear, sweat, and shit, fall off. You run back into the dining room like a neutered kitten. "FUCK FUCK FUCK MERCHANT HALP HALP HALP." You scream as you shit yourself again in agony. By this time, your butthole is fucking sore. You start shitting blood. The Merchant exclaims; "Stranga... HOLY FUCKING SHIT." He exclaims as he pulls out a magnum. Taking out the zombie in three shots. The Merchant is breathing heavily as he shit himself too. You both look at each other with 'OH SHI-' face. "Mebbe... We should go report this to Whiskahs..." Merchant finally said. You slowly nod. You quickly retrieve your shit and piss stained pants and put them on. You return to the Main hall to find that Wesker and Jill are gone! "Those bastrangahs!" Merchant cursed. "Let's look around for em." Chris suggests. The Merchant agrees, so you both start looking around. Sadly, all you find is a couple nickels and a very Angry midget. "Ugh... Looks like there's only one thing to do, Strangah." The Merchant says. "What?" You ask stupidly. "Why, split up and search for them by ourselves in this very dangerous and zombie ridden mansion!" The Merchant says matter-a-fact-illy. You nod and agree with him, for this is the most logical course of action to do in this this dark mansion. The Merchant reassuringly tells you; Of course you believe him, and he returns back to the dining room to examine the blood for a couple more hours. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!? A). Go into the statue room B). Follow the Merchant C). Go upstairs D). Try and go outside again. STATS [/u] Merchant Points: 4 COGS Points: 3 Veta Points: 2 Shark Points: 2 Matt Points: 1 Roid Gauge: Piss n' shit yo'[/center]
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Post by Veta on Feb 8, 2010 6:11:17 GMT -6
B.
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Post by cogs on Feb 9, 2010 7:08:55 GMT -6
E). Do a jig.
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Post by Simon Allen on Feb 9, 2010 9:59:36 GMT -6
B.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2010 8:10:29 GMT -6
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Post by The Merchant on Aug 17, 2010 2:23:20 GMT -6
You have chosen: Option B! +Uh... 1 Follow point? I guess?Chris slowly approaches the dining room door, following the trail of cocaine left by the Merchant. It smells rather odd, as though there was some hair gel mixed in the the powder. Chris slowly opens the door and steps inside the dining room... The Merchant is nowhere to be found. He left the blood on the floor and forgot to say goodbye! Chris looks around for clues, however there are only strange hieroglyphics on the wall and an old ticket stub for Resident EvilⓇ: Apocalypse. Chris ponders this as he takes out some tic-tacsⓇ out of his pocket and snuffs them up his butthole for shits and giggles (Mainly the former). It looks like Chris is all alone now. By the way, now is the part of the CYOA where I disregard present and past tenses because I'm lazy, so bear with me. Chris shuffles down the dining room hall. Unbeknownst to him, there is a bear hiding in the cabinet above the fireplace. But luckily we won't have to open that until later. So try to remember that when I give you fuckers the choice to open that cabinet later in the story, lest you be bear attacked. Because he will RAEP you. But I wonder what kind of bear lives in that cabinet... Rumor has it Spencer had a few kids. I wonder what happened to them. Chris accidentally steps in Chris's blood in front of the fire place, splashing it all over his nice new boots and pants. There must be some place to wash it off! Also, Chris might have to go to the bathroom. Maybe... You must go on a quest to find the sword key and a bathroom. A. Go to the room across from the dining room B. Go back to the zombie hall from the dining room. C. Drink some delicious kool-aid and sparkle, then go upstairs. D. Go outside, you adventurious fucktard. STATS Merchant Points: 4 COGS Points: 3 Veta Points: 2 Shark Points: 2 Follow Points: 1 Matt Points: 1 Roid Gauge: Approaching not critical mass. Eat more roids, douchebag.[/center]
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Post by slayer22 on Aug 17, 2010 6:07:04 GMT -6
C).
And E). Do a jig.
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Post by AceTheMercenary on Aug 17, 2010 20:09:37 GMT -6
D then Slayer's E as they're assaulted by undead dogs.
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Post by Veta on Aug 17, 2010 21:35:20 GMT -6
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