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Post by andaeeee on May 9, 2009 14:48:02 GMT -6
C obvs
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Post by Veta on May 9, 2009 18:22:08 GMT -6
UPDATE
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Post by andaeeee on May 10, 2009 7:32:41 GMT -6
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 16, 2009 10:40:11 GMT -6
You chose...B! WHAT WOLD XENU DO?? Scientologist whores!!
Suddenly, there was a strange tremor, a ripple in the very space time continuum.
Little did our hapless protagonists know that this was the inevitable result of a bunch of rabid sand monkeys on LSD attempting to rape reality.
This caused reality to make convulsive retching movements to recover from this terrible attempt on its dignity.
Anyway, let us not diverge from our tale.
Will's head conveniently exploded at that point, showering everyone with thick, jammy red gore.
There was much rejoicing.
"-Good", said Mike, wiping gore from his sunglasses, "now the CYOA can advance normally."
"-Hurray!" said Arianne and Cindy, doing a little dance and smiling in a way that would make any man have a heart attack at his own pathetic ugliness.
"-Uuuhh...the fuck?", said Josh dumbly. All this exceeded his cognitive capabilities.
Seeing that Josh wouldn't be of any help whatsoever, and neither would Basil be as he was too busy hiding in a garbage can, Jill spoke up in a reasonable, calm and diplomatic voice.
"-YOU STUPID FUCK VAGINAS, ARE YOU FUCKING ENEMIES OR ARE YOU FUCKING ALLIES? STOP BITCHING AROUND LIKE THE SHITTY SHIT FUCK DICK NIPPLES YOU ARE AND FUCKING ANSWER ME!!"
Mike and the cool gang looked at this strange, black clad and amazingly vulgar woman-thing with a mixture of hilarity and seriousness. Mike finally answered.
"-Don't worry girl, I'm a police officer, you can trust me!"
This seemed to appease everyone, and everything went back to normal.
NEW CHARACTER TIME! Who will it be??? YOU DECIDE!!!
A-Shark the Scot
B-Nikita the Red
C-Veta the doc or whatever he is.
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Post by Veta on May 16, 2009 10:43:30 GMT -6
C!
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Post by slayer22 on May 16, 2009 10:44:42 GMT -6
A
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Post by andaeeee on May 16, 2009 10:54:41 GMT -6
C
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Post by Shark on May 16, 2009 13:50:13 GMT -6
A
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 20, 2009 18:14:13 GMT -6
You chose...aha, a tie, well I'll have to bring Shark and Doctor fadoodle in, or whatever his name is. BLARG BLARG BLARG
Somewhere in the mall there was a bar. And in that bar sat a man, a man with spiky hair and shabby clothes. Oh, and he had a spear as well.
He sat on a bar stool, chugging down a glass, correction, a bucket of beer as if it were lemonade.
A zombie moaned and walked repeatedly into a wall nearby, prompting the man to swear in a broiled Scottish accent:
"-Shuzzup ye fudging busturd."
He stumbled to his feet, leaning unsteadily on the ancient spear and waddled drunkenly into the plaza.
Suddenly, there was a noise, and the man, whose name was Shark, turned to see what the source of the disturbance was.
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAy!!!!", shouted an effeminate man wearing a lab coat and a sombrero. He seemed to be having hysterics.
"Whuddu hell?" mumbled the Scot with a hint of drunken scepticism in his slurred voice.
The Mexican individual thing ran over to him and began to speak madly to him in a panicked voice:
"Ohdiosmiosmadresantathere'sallthesezombieseverywhereand..."
"Shuddup, you fudzin bustard"
The Mexican fell silent and looked nervously around them. His ranting had attracted a large group of zombies, who were staring at them in a way that could only express an intense desire for cannibalistic action...like a rapist looking at a dog.
What should Doctor Fashizzlemesizzle and Shark the Drunk do?
A-run away!
B-retreat!
C-stand and fight.
D-get eaten.
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Post by praetorian on May 20, 2009 18:15:06 GMT -6
D!
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Post by cindy on May 20, 2009 18:18:51 GMT -6
D
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Post by Veta on May 20, 2009 18:18:35 GMT -6
C!
And Veta should also be overdramatic, like how T and Ace put it. And pretty much everyone except Cogs, who think I'm just badass. Like the one time T said I might as well backflip over into the next room, shoot off a door handle and still knock the door off its hinges just to open an alreasy unlocked door.
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Post by Veta on May 20, 2009 18:20:44 GMT -6
What? Why C? Y'all should have voted the other choices, too. Since those probably will end up having them get eaten as well.
>_>
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Post by Shark on May 20, 2009 19:29:09 GMT -6
C
Fuckin trying to kill off the 2 badasses of this....Jealous bawheeds =P
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Post by slayer22 on May 20, 2009 20:26:23 GMT -6
C
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 21, 2009 5:02:58 GMT -6
C Fuckin trying to kill off the 2 badasses of this....Jealous bawheeds =P lol ye wut? Veta ain't badass here...but I want Shark to stay alive, I have a lot of awesome inebriated action planned for him.
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 21, 2009 5:25:31 GMT -6
You chose...C! Stand and fight, ye spineless cowards!
The zombies closed in on the two hapless survivors, and Shark unsteadily readied his spear.
"-C'mun ye fudging busturds, I'll rip yer neck orff and shiz dun ye neck."
The Mexican, whose name was Veta, did not share Shark's drunken bravado.
"-Oh sheeet"
Shark hurled himself at a nearby zombie, aiming for the head but tripped and rammed his spear into the creature's privates. The zombie fell over, and Veta bravely finished it off by whacking it in the head with a stick, maintaining a safe distance between him and the undead creature.
"-Aye, ye bustards, I'll shuw ye wut a Scutsmun iz reely med uv", slurred Shark before stumbling over and accidentally impaling a zombie through the head.
"-Yeah, you don't mess with the pros", said Veta, who seemed to have regained some composure after courageously stabbing a zombie in the back. He took his sombrero off, revealing his long sexy wavy hair, and threw the deadly projectile at the nearest zombie.
Sadly, a hat is hat, and all it did was bump softly off the zombie's forehead, annoying it at the most.
"-Caramba! They are invulnerable to my sombrero!", said Veta with honest surprise.
"-Shuzzup ye fuzzing fag, iz a hat ye threw at em, ye can't kill somethin wiv a hat", slurred Shark.
Another zombie fell to Shark's drunken stabbing, and Veta stood behind the Scot giving helpful advice (which Shark ignored).
After a while, there no zombies left stumbling around, and Shark stood triumphantly, if a tad unsteady, above the lifeless corpses. He had a few splashes of blood and gore on him, which he ignored, Veta on the other hand was spotless.
"-I knew they couldn't handle my combat skills", he said with a dramatic flourish of his sombrero.
"-Ye fugging fag", said Shark, wiping blood and gore of his spear.
"-Well, you helped as well, but I did most of the work, you should try to do some of my moves...hey!"
Shark had smacked Veta in the gob with the butt of his spear, reducing Veta into an indignant and blubbering sombrero-wearing mess.
"My teeth! I hope you didn't break them, it cost me an arm and a leg to have those whitened...damn you! You got blood on my doctor's blouse! It's Gucci!"
Suddenly, they saw a small group of people in the distance...they seemed to be armed.
"-All right ye sissy, time ter git yerr act tergether and grow sum bulls", slurred Shark with a mischievous grin.
"-Bulls?", said Veta, not having understood a word.
Shark didn't answer, but smirked and cracked his neck.
"-Ow, me fugging neck", he grumbled, massaging his hurt neck with one hand...cracking your neck all the time isn't good for you, you know.
What should our heroes do?
A-Run away!
B-Hide in a conveniently placed public toilet.
C-Walk over to the other group and ask them if they have 10 p for a cup of tea.
D-Walk over to the group and show them how cool and awesomely stylish and sexy (and overdramatic) you are!
Yes, C is what Shark would do and D is what Veta would do should one of them take the lead.
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Post by slayer22 on May 21, 2009 5:28:29 GMT -6
B
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Post by Veta on May 21, 2009 6:06:42 GMT -6
B! And lulz, Veta is one of those spineless egomatic captain xD
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Post by andaeeee on May 21, 2009 9:41:15 GMT -6
B plox
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Post by Shark on May 21, 2009 12:35:51 GMT -6
"B Ye fudgin busturds"
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 21, 2009 12:54:27 GMT -6
You chose...B! Hide in a conveniently placed public toilet and write obscene graffiti on the walls/have gay sex/lick the toilet seat and sniff coke.
Just kidding =P
Shark, leaning drunkenly on his spear, stared straight at the approaching group of people with a look that could have been interpreted as bravery if it didn't convey the vision of a monkey buggering a goat.
Veta was not so brave. He grabbed Shark and dragged him into a conveniently placed toilet.
"Wutcher doin' ye fuggin' puzzy?", slurred Shark angrily.
"-Hombre, those people out there have guns and I don't know about you but I don't want to get bullet holes through my doctor's blouse."
Shark slumped to the floor, muttering something involving "up ye fuggin' arse" and "fuggin' spear".
He then began to snore loudly.
Just at that moment, the other group of survivors which consisted of Basil, Josh, Jill, Mike, Arianne and Cindy, was passing in front of Shark and Veta's hiding place. Upon hearing the tremendous noise Shark was making, they stopped and stared at the door uncertainly.
"WELL FUCK ME, WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS CRAP?", said Jill in her normal reasonable voice.
"-Fuck you? Right away baby!", said Josh.
"-Whatever it is, it's very loud", said Basil, ignoring Jill slamming her fist into Josh's stomach.
Mike adjusted his sunglasses and drew his handgun.
"-In the name of Freedom, Democracy and the Law, I order you to open this door!"
No answer but the mysterious growling noise.
"Okay baby, I'm going in to take down whatever ungodly monstrosity might be hiding in there!", he said, slamming his foot into the door and unloading his weapon into the room, eliciting a terrified squeal from Veta and an annoyed grunt from Shark.
What should Shark and Veta do?
A-Run away!
B-Die!
C-Make a white flag out of Veta's doctor's coat and wave it around hoping Mike understands such concepts as surrendering thyself to the enemy in the hope of not getting thine backside filled with lead."
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Post by andaeeee on May 21, 2009 12:59:43 GMT -6
c
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Post by praetorian on May 21, 2009 13:13:58 GMT -6
I'll go with C. As long as Veta gets shot in the ass or something. ;D
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Post by Shark on May 21, 2009 13:14:45 GMT -6
D. Go back to sleep and snore even louder But if its outta those 3 then C
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Post by slayer22 on May 21, 2009 15:44:18 GMT -6
C
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Post by Veta on May 21, 2009 17:04:14 GMT -6
D!
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Basil
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Post by Basil on May 22, 2009 11:56:30 GMT -6
You chose...C! Make a white flag out of Veta's Gucci doctor coat and hope Mike knows the meaning of the word "surrender"
As bullets zoomed over his head, Veta saw only one possible course of action.
He took his precious coat and waved about, using it as a white flag.
The firing stopped as Mike saw the white flag being waved around so pathetically.
"Ha! Commie bastards always surrender quickly!"
Veta crept out from behind Shark's comatose form, hoping he wouldn't get shot for his troubles.
"-Aye, si senor", he said, trying hard to please Mike, "we are commie bastards."
Mike's face became distorted with rage at that. Commie bastards? In HIS America? This demanded immediate punitive measures.
He drew his gun and shot Veta in the arse.
"AYE AYE AYE! CARAMBA!", squealed Veta, clutching his ruined buttock, "I'm dying!!"
"-No you're not you commie bitch", said Mike, unceremoniously dragging Shark out of the toilet.
Yup, boring update today, but what do you expect? My grandmother has AIDS and my friend died and came back to life and is seriously ill and I suffer a lot more than you!!
Anyways, what should the motley crew do?
A-Die!
B-Have Mike do a barrel roll!
C-Have an alien named Splorge land in the mall and attack the group!!
D-Have them go back to the security room and forget about Ada, she can fend for herself for all we care.
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Post by Shark on May 22, 2009 11:59:09 GMT -6
B
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Post by praetorian on May 22, 2009 12:21:02 GMT -6
B.
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